Chapter 788 Please eat sweets(1/3)
"Lin Qingxia is really amazing!"
Lin Chang'e patted Mu Ling (Feng Xuelan) on the face and said with a smile.
Lin Shiyi stepped forward, took out a scalpel, and said calmly: "Cut an ear and keep a specimen."
After saying that, he put the scalpel on Mu Ling's cheek.
The wood spirit remained motionless, and the eyes under his eyelids did not move.
Lin Shiyi withdrew the scalpel and said calmly: "There will be no reversal, I really fainted."
Lin Chang'e said: "You are such a dog!"
"Just think that you are complimenting me. If something like this happens in the future, be sure not to take advantage of the enemy. Also, don't be so nagging. If you can kill the enemy in one second, you must never let the enemy live until the second.
seconds."
Lin Shiyi warned.
"Know it!"
With that said, Lin Chang'e grabbed one of Feng Xuelan's feet and dragged her away.
"Lin Shiyi, how did you know that she is Feng Xuelan?"
Lin Chang'e asked curiously.
Lin Shiyi frowned and said, "Can you please stop doing this? If you become an aunt in the future, you will be in big trouble."
Lin Chang'e's eyes widened and she stopped.
Lin Shiyi's reminder made her react.
yes!
If this beautiful woman becomes another aunt, she will be an elder.
As an elder, what should I do if I have to teach myself a lesson by hanging myself up and beating me?
Lin Chang'e put down Feng Xuelan and gave Lin Shiyi a look.
So two people carried it, one by the feet and the other by the collar.
Lin Shiyi then replied: "This woman has a special fragrance, which is unique to her, just like Aunt Han."
"Eh~"
Lin Chang'e was surprised and said: "Do you really have such a physique?"
Lin Shi said: "This can be cultivated, or it can be born.
Do you know body odor? There are always two sides to everything in the world. Some people are smelly, while others are naturally fragrant.
In the final analysis, it is related to a microorganism...
This kind of skill existed in ancient times, and only nobles had it. Even if ordinary people know it, they don't have the financial resources."
Lin Shifan explained.
Lin Chang'e rolled her eyes, "Lin Shiyi, you actually know this, that proves you know the formula! Tell me, okay? I also want to become fragrant myself."
Lin Shiyi said calmly: "This has been going on for more than ten years. You have to do a lot of preparations every day, and you have to control your diet. You can't eat the braised pork, beef, mutton, seafood, etc. that you like to eat.
."
"Let's forget it! Isn't this suffering?"
Lin Chang'e immediately backed down.
Not being able to eat delicious food is even worse than confinement.
"By the way, you said she might become our aunt. Is it possible that this woman is so bad?"
Lin Chang'e frowned again.
Lin Shiyi said lightly: "Women are different from men. Of course, I am talking about the majority. You are an exception."
Lin Shiyi emphasized Lin Chang'e's exception before speaking, fearing that Lin Chang'e would be dissatisfied.
He explained it to Lin Chang'e from various aspects such as psychology, genes, and physiology.
Lin Chang'e shook her head, "I don't understand! Anyway, if you said she might become an aunt, then it is possible. Lin Shiyi, you are not good at anything else. Your ability to analyze these things is very good."
A few minutes later, Feng Xuelan was sent to the secret room.
A group of children gathered around Feng Xuelan to watch.
"She still looks good!"
"Dad won't dislike it."
"This woman is really being taken advantage of."
"Are we going too far?"
"She was the one who provoked our Lin family in the first place. Please don't be soft-hearted."
"Lin Qingxia, you are so amazing!"
…
In the secret room, a group of children were chattering.
It took a long time before it became quiet.
"Lin Shiyi, the first step is completed, now comes the second step!"
Lin Baobao said.
Lin Chang'e took out a piece of candy from her pocket and said, "Who will give this piece of candy to dad next?"
Song Jiaren shook her head and said, "I'll expose the truth if I go."
Lin Chang'e said helplessly: "Dad is too smart. I can deceive this woman, but I can't deceive him."
Bei Shuying said: "We... don't dare!"
Bei Qingqian nodded, "We are too timid. When we think of lying to our father, we feel nervous when we speak."
Lin Baobao shook his head and said: "I am brave, but... I am a good boy in my father's mind. I can't ruin this character, right?"
Lin Qiuxia shook her head, "I, I can't, children can't lie."
Lin Jingru held her chin and remained silent, with a thoughtful look on her face.
Lin Shiyi said calmly: "I won't lie to anyone, especially dad."
Lin Qingyue and Lin Qingxia shook their heads.
As for Lin Donghu...
Lin Donghu raised his hand and said, "Why don't you ask me if I'm going? Why don't you look at me and ask my opinion with your eyes?"
"forget it!"
Lin Chang'e shook her head and said: "Lin Donghu, you are not suitable for this matter."
"Uh~"
Lin Donghu was hit again.
Finally, Lin Jingru said: "It's better for me to go! I'll be responsible for the cheating, but you have to remember that it's only because you don't want to do it that I can avoid it.
If I am punished later, you must intercede on my behalf."
"that's for sure!"
Lin Chang'e assured her, patting her chest.
Lin Chang'e handed the candy to Lin Jingru.
Lin Jingru took the candy, looking like she was sacrificing herself for justice.
"etc!"
Lin Shiyi stopped Lin Jingru.
Lin Jingru stopped.
Lin Shishi said to Lin Chang'e: "Maybe one candy is not enough."
Lin Chang'e nodded and said, "That's right! Dad is very powerful, so we have to double it."
With that said, he took out all the candies that had been filled with ingredients.
Lin Qingxia made a total of nine pieces.
There are now eight dollars left.
It was all stuffed into Lin Jingru's hands.
“Isn’t the more the better?”
Lin Jingru asked.
To be continued...