Chapter 53, Autistic Jiraiya(1/2)
Jiraiya had no idea that such a 36-degree mouth would say such cold words.
He felt like he had received a critical hit of 10,000 points.
Even my heart couldn't help but tremble.
Jiang Nan continued to take advantage of the opportunity to make additional cuts.
"No, no, no, there are really people who are almost 40 and haven't touched a girl yet! No, you haven't been in love yet! No, you haven't even held a girl's hand, have you?
!impossible!"
Jiraiya is autistic.
He felt that his life was dark.
In fact, there once was a beautiful girl who liked Jiraiya.
She comes from an inconspicuous ninja village called Nadeshiko Village.
It's like a daughter's country inside, with many beauties.
That female ninja was very powerful and chased Jiraiya all the way.
In the end, the two tied.
There is a rule in Nadeshiko Village, that is, getting married is a bet.
Jiraiya already had someone he liked, so he refused, and then left the affair to his apprentice Naruto.
At that time, Naruto came to Nadeshiko Village by chance and was confused.
The person who dueled Naruto was a very beautiful female ninja named Nadeshiko Shizuka.
In the end, Naruto won and gave up the engagement.
Looking at the autistic Jiraiya.
Jiang Nan remembered what Master Xing said.
"There was once a sincere feeling in front of me..."
…
…
Jiraiya quickly cheered up again, feeling that he could catch the girl he liked.
At least it should be possible in this life.
Jiang Nan could only shake his head helplessly.
This life is a bit difficult, let’s try the next life!
"Anyway, I also introduced you. I'm not a voyeur. I'm just collecting local information. Who are you?"
Jiraiya asked the question in his mind.
"Good question?"
Jiang Nan instantly became more energetic, and his body was filled with the madness of a second grader.
"I go up to heaven and earth, go down to the sea and swim as a dragon, know the past, know the future, live as long as heaven, control all things, turn my hands into clouds, turn my hands into rain, follow the way of heaven, in heaven and on earth, I am the only one who is the supreme one. Jiang Nan, the immortal of heaven, is
also".
"Jiang Nan, that's right, what a strange name!"
Jiang Nan's face turned dark instantly.
"Two words, Jiang Nan."
"oh!"
Jiraiya scratched his head in embarrassment.
"What kind of material are you picking from? So perverted."
Jiang Nan asked.
Mentioning this, Jiraiya showed a confident smile. His Intimate Paradise is a best-selling book in the entire ninja world.
"Of course it's the material of the book I wrote. My other identity is that of an author, and the book I wrote has already spread throughout the Ninja world and is the best-selling book on the best-seller list."
Jiang Nan: "What book!"
“Make-out heaven!”
When he said the book's name, Jiraiya didn't feel the slightest bit embarrassed.
Jiang Nan: "Very good-looking?".
Jiraiya: "Of course!"
Jiang Nan: "I don't believe it."
Jiraiya: "You still don't believe it, you little brat in adolescence! Let you see the world of adults. This is an area you have never explored."
With a mysterious look on his face, Jiraiya took out the latest "Intimate Paradise" he wrote from his arms.
"Little brat, come and see how dirty the adult world is!"
Jiang Nan took the intimate paradise from Jiraiya's hands.
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Lu Mingfei, who was next to him, poked his head and looked over.
"Don't get me wrong, I look at it with appreciation. I am an upright person."
Jiang Nan looked at Jiraiya's lewd eyes and said very seriously.
Jiraiya had an "I understand" look in his eyes.
Make out heaven content.
[In the suffocating heat, what is reflected in my eyes is the sweat flowing from the movie...the passing limbs, the toes are provoking me...]
【Caught...】
[The part that touches you starts to heat up...]
The three of them were squatting on the side of the road, reading the little H book.
No, he should be enjoying Jiraiya's latest literary works.
Jiang Nan closed the book in his hand.
Projector Lu Mingfei: "Why don't you watch it! The climax is coming soon."
Jiang Nan said very seriously.
"If we keep reading, our book will be harmonious."
Jiraiya stood by, like a proud rooster.
"I believe that today I will have one more book fan."
Jiang Nan put the intimate paradise into his private storage space.
"Ahem! I came here with an appreciative attitude. I definitely didn't wear yellow glasses, but I don't like to owe others anything. You gave me such an excellent literary work when we first met. How could I
If you don't want to return the gift, I will give you this [Jin P Mei]. This is a literary work that has been passed down through the ages and is sought after by countless literati."
"oh!"
Jiraiya took the book handed over by Jiang Nan.
I opened it and looked at it twice, then closed it again.
Those little eyes are very smart.
"A good book, a good book, worthy of being called a literary work. It seems that I have to go home and read it in the middle of the night, but I also have another book I wrote before."
Jiraiya took out another book.
Jiang Nan narrowed his eyes: "What's the content? I have very high standards."
Jiraiya patted his chest and promised: "It's in the top 10 of the best-selling list, and it's guaranteed to be of high quality."
Jiang Nan took the book and then took out another book.
"Although this book is not a masterpiece of ancient literature, it is very popular among young people. Basically, there is no one who dislikes it after reading it."
"oh!"
Jiraiya took the book and read the title.
"The end of the kunoichi!"
The cover of the book shows a beautiful female ninja being tied up.
The female ninja's eyes were full of unwillingness.
Jiraiya: "I have another book here...".
To be continued...