"Oh, nothing." The mother spoke indifferently at this time: "It just farted."

"Fuck? What's the fart?" Sha Teng asked subconsciously. In fact, he didn't know what he was asking.

The mother clapped her hands and said vividly: "That's right, I said, goose, you think of a way, it aimed its fart at the crab. With a bang, it fainted with a fart! Hahaha!"

The twins listened and laughed.

The father raised his head reading the newspaper and glanced at the goose expressionlessly.

The goose raised her neck and accepted the praise.

How about it? Benge Niu Pen? Just a fart can faint a huge hermit crab!

Sand withered mentality collapsed three times, and he threw his chopsticks and left.

What kind of battle pet, farting is also considered a skill?

Go and die!

In the room, you can also hear the laughter and joy on the dining table.

Speaking of which, Sha Teng's family is quite good. Not to mention wealth, at least it is better than a well-off society, and the family is harmonious.

My father is a military fan, and my mother is a girlish heart.

The twin brothers are geniuses. One is extremely sensitive to business and has almost natural mental arithmetic ability to numbers, while the other is quite management-oriented. They often speak amazingly and make people look at them with admiration.

The originally good family would not have been so embarrassing if Sha Teng had not been determined to go to the military academy, and the years of military training that led to negligence in communication with his family, it would not have been so embarrassing.

Now my mother is worried, my father ignores her, and my younger brothers chase him every day to ask what legion he has entered, what is the legion like...

He felt that he was very failed and embarrassing!

Maybe he's just a fool!

“Ga…”

The geese cries sounded outside the door.

It seemed that the owner was feeling depressed, and the goose held a crab leg in his mouth to please him, although the crab leg was already chewed by it!

Sha Bo ignored this and let the goose 'ga' outside the door, opening the military school textbook.

At this time, it is definitely too late to cram the ranks. The selection of legions is extremely strict, and there are extremely outstanding people in each department shining and heating up.

"Gaga! Gaga!" The goose outside the house was still shouting.

Sha Wu turned a blind eye and continued to look through the military school textbooks.

In the interstellar era, human beings entered an unprecedented grand civilization, and fighting the universe became the top priority. There are also large areas of undeveloped areas in the starry sea, full of various star beasts, wormholes, and dangers...

Exploration and fighting are commonplace for the Legion.

And the so-called legion is the combat power of the Federation.

There are many legions, and they also have sizes and rankings, each performing its own duties.

In order to fight, in addition to the research and development of mechas, strategic cooperation, and resource mobilization, various strong personal strengths are also required.

Therefore, it is not easy to join any legion. You must go through rigorous training and excel in the highest military academy.

All the military academy students were thrust into their heads and wanted to go in. They spent a lot of energy and money to study in the military academy, not to maintain public security, but to maintain public security in the universe.

The sand withered and rolled all the way, and finally graduated.

His comprehensive conditions are not up to the level of a commander, and his reconnaissance and disguise abilities are not as good as those of a spy. He is always a beat slower than others during mecha training.

In general, it’s not good to do anything. It’s the first place in eating and sleeping. If you want to join the corps, you must find another way.

So, he set his sights on the beast master's profession.

The beast master has a noble identity and is even more of a treasure among the major legions, with the premise that he can fight the cow pen.

"Gaga! Gaga!"

Just fight with the pampered bull pen...

Oh!

Sha Fang closed the textbook and felt as if his heart was ashes.

At this time—

Bang!

A loud bang!

Immediately afterwards, there were sounds of something breaking.

Sha Teng turned his head and hit him head-on, with a "bang" sound, and there was a hole in the door, the shape of a goose's soles.

Then, a goose butt and his hips were facing him.

The silly goose smashes the door and farts, and a series of operations are so slutty.

After finishing, he still shook his hair and walked into the house in a swaying manner. His head rubbed against his sandy legs, making a comfortable "cuckoo" sound, and then his wings trembled.

One jump!

He jumped onto his legs, slept between his legs, put on a comfortable position, and began to lie down and sleep!

Sand wither:???

Slap and shout!

He suddenly picked up the goose and threw it out!

Sha withered, knocked down his door, and lie on his lap and sleeping?

Is this goose crazy?

The goose fell to the ground and rolled up, and looked innocent. It just wanted to stay with its owner. The door in front of it was an obstacle. Since it was an obstacle, it would knock it off even if it hit its head.

Why throw it?

The goose is unhappy!

The noise was very loud, and the parents and twin brothers were all drawn over. Four heads looked here, and the four pairs of eyes revealed confusion.

Sha Gou couldn't stand it anymore. His battle pet like a mentally retarded person. He brought back a goose and his parents didn't even ask questions. The twin brothers were not old enough to understand him.

I know how to go against him!

This family can't stay, he's going to run away!

Even though the things were not cleaned up, the sand slammed the door and left.

Before the goose could catch up, they were blocked by the door in front of them.

"Ga...gaha!"

The goose was very anxious. It couldn't live without its owner and wanted to break the door in front of it.

Fortunately, the material of this door is different from the door of the Sand Room. The goose collapsed several times in a row but failed, and it was so anxious that it was spinning around.

The twin brothers were excited and rushed into the sandy room, jumping on the bed, rummaging through the cabinets.

The parents looked at each other and felt a little at a loss.

Shafu changed into his shoes and put on his coat: "I'll go and talk to him."

Sha Mu looked worried: "Tell me well, don't be so serious, and he probably has no money on him."

"I know." As soon as Shafu opened the door, the goose rushed out first.

After Sha Bo rushed out of the door, he wandered around in the community, breaking branches and kicking stones, and he didn't dare to destroy them. After all, he was penniless, so he couldn't bear to give him a fine.

Frustrated!

I didn't even dare to vent myself!

“Gagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”

An excited goose cries rang from far to near, half running and half flapping their wings towards him.

Sha Teng was upset, why did this goose come again?!

"Son." At this time, the father's voice sounded.

Sha Teng calmed down for a moment, turned to see his father, lowered his head again, and did not respond.

The goose has come to him now and circles around him excitedly.

Father Sha looked down at the goose and smiled.

When she saw her father's smile, Sha Ge was stunned.

Sha’s father has always been the image of a strict father at home, and he has shown his seriousness to the extreme when he is away.

He rarely sees his father laughing, and it feels incredible!

But the next second...

"Geese can also be used as a battle pet hahaha!" Father Sha actually burst into laughter.

Sha Go's face suddenly turned pale, and he was about to run away from home even if he begs for food!

"Hey hey hey, don't leave." Sha's father chased after him.

Of course, the geese are chasing.

...

I don’t know how long it took, but Sha’s father returned home alone, and Sha’s mother in the house was waiting anxiously.

Seeing that there was no one behind Sha’s father, Sha’s mother asked, “Where is the child?”

"It's lost."

"How can I lose it? Didn't you tell me not to be too serious and speak well? Have you scolded him again?" Sha Mu was a little angry.

Sha’s father was innocent: “It was you who told me that I laughed at him, trying to ease the atmosphere, but he was even more angry and left with his sleeves!”
Chapter completed!