After replying to the mistress, your sister went offline without saying a word, turned around and sent the screenshot to Yizui on QQ, and then without waiting for the other party to reply, she blacklisted the couple's avatar in Fat Penguin!

Your uncle on the edge of the cliff doesn't know what happened, and he is still asking in YY: "Have you completed the task? Why haven't you added your own account? And is your phone ringing all the time... Beautiful wishes

~~~When I grow up, I can sow the sun~~ It’s enough to sow one seed at a time..." As he spoke, your uncle started singing along, and then expressed his thoughts, "Is this a cover of yours? Why are you so so?

Doesn’t sound good?”

Of course it's unpleasant, because it was forced to record by Yi Zui under the power of your sister. After that, this became Yi Zui's exclusive caller ringtone =_=

But now your sister has no time to explain the ins and outs to your uncle, let alone play games. Ever since the screenshot was sent, her phone has started ringing non-stop. She has now begun to consider whether to include someone in the phone book.

blocked.

The already low-battery mobile phone quickly shut down automatically under the violent bombardment of the sun.

Your sister's third dimension is peaceful, but her heart is filled with indignation, so she grinds her teeth for a long time and finally starts scolding her in Legion YY!

So and so.

This and that.

"...So, who believes that there is nothing wrong with them?! He will remember it the next two times? Your uncle told me his name three times, but I didn't remember it!! They say long-distance relationships are risky, I

This is the nearest school, and there is no security! Men who play games are not good at all!!!"

After hearing this, the comrades finally understood what was going on.

It is a bit unfair to say that Yi Zui is lying down while drunk, but it is also arbitrary to say that this is Yi Zui's fault. If you often walk by the river but your shoes don't get wet, then you have to be a barefoot immortal. Yi Zui is well equipped, skilled, and kind.

The most important thing is that the commander of the army must be very popular in the game. Even if he doesn't have the intention, he can't resist the female players and throw himself into his arms. Of course, given your sister's unstable emotional state now, that sentence "

"There is no good thing about men who play games", which was ignored by all the male players of the ghost server with a tacit understanding...

"I think you'd better ask Yizui for clarification." At this time, Xue Niu could speak without being criticized for his gender.

"Do you think I wronged him?" Your sister's already low tone became even higher.

"It doesn't matter whether you were wronged or not," Xue Niu still said with a calm attitude as the breeze blew across his face, "It's a small thing to beat a drunken man to death with a stick, but it will be a big thing if you regret it in the future."

Your sister was silent.

The men listening also fell silent.

The former was silent because he had begun to think rationally, and the latter was silent because when Xue Niu talked about a cruel topic like "beat to death with a stick" that was related to a man's life, it was completely different from saying "It's almost time, let's finish the book together."

?" Use a tone of voice.

Should you ask Yizui? This is not a question worth worrying about. The two have known each other for so many years, and your sister dares to say that she may know that person better than Yizui's parents. Growing up, the girl who chased Yizui was able to form a relationship

In fact, the scenes in the game are not as spectacular as those in the three-dimensional world, and she is sure that if she goes to talk to Yizui, Yizui will immediately take a stand and stop having contact with that woman forever. But she doesn't want to do this, and she says she will.

Crying babies are fed, but in a relationship where two people like each other, she feels that there are many things that she does not have to fight about. If the other person really likes her, he will rush to eliminate all the unstable factors before her. The reason why this woman

Dare to ask to join the legion, it is clear that Yizui gave her this "opportunity" illusion.

Or is it not an illusion?

Since playing games, I now understand some things that I didn’t understand at first, such as why some people like to play games so much, and why they feel uncomfortable if they don’t play games with legion people for a day. But there are also some things that still remain the same.

I’m not sure, for example, whether the second dimension and the third dimension coexist or are mutually exclusive. Can all the relationships in the third dimension still be applied to the second dimension? If in reality she could just jump over and say Yizui is my boyfriend, you

Stay away from him, but in the game, your uncle said that some people are aggrieved in real life and like to kill people in the game. Some people have partners in real life, but still like to have sex in the game. Who knows when they are drunk?

Do you also think that games and reality are two different things?

This was the source of her frustration and discomfort.

Especially after she offered to help Yizui with the task, well, she made it clear that she wanted to apologize for her previous ignorance, but the real owner didn't say anything, and even danced wildly in the air...

, dance, dance your motherfucker!!!

Your sister is struggling with her thoughts, and the group leader is also busy. He is not good at talking to your sister, but it is still okay to have some male communication with Yizui——

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: She is angry, so I suggest you stay out of the limelight first.

If Xiaoniao's lightning speed is 4M broadband, Drunk's is 400M, which is faster than QQ's automatic reply——

[Private chat] Get drunk and then rest: If you hide from me, you will die! You don’t understand her character!

[Private Chat] Get drunk and then rest: The more she ignores you, the more you must resolve the matter while it’s hot, otherwise she won’t give you another chance if you want to resolve it later!!!

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you’re a mother: No, don’t get excited, I seem to have heard the sound of you hitting the keyboard~~[touching head]

[Private chat] Get drunk and then rest: Try touching you again...

It’s over, this guy is going crazy =_=

The group leader, who had a rare feeling of compassion, racked his brains to give the poor man some advice: "Why don't you come to our YY? She is here, and she will make it clear to her face to face that she should apologize and apologize, and that she should kneel on the keyboard and kneel on the keyboard."

After a long while, he sighed helplessly after getting drunk: "Actually, the incident where she threw my equipment and I broke up with her has almost settled down, and getting back together is just a matter of half a day, who knew..."

"Brother, don't say anything," the group leader patted the other party's shoulder heartily, "It's all fate, we have to accept it."

"I don't admit it," Yizui said concisely, "I'm totally lying!"

The group leader sneered: "I will catch this girl the next two times, why are you lying?"

When he got drunk, he started shouting: "Try to hum the entire Phoenix Legend. You have to remember it! Not only do you remember it, but the midnight dreams will be played automatically in your head!"

"It's all...Phoenix Legend?"

"Well, there is also the business of love."

Yizui Juebei is the most unjust betrayer in history. Fang Zheng thought that if she were him, she would have been silently looking into the distance and weeping for a thousand lines...

The group leader returned to YY and told your sister all the news about the conversation, and finally advised: "It is unscientific to grow up naked and find a partner. It is a rare thing, so cherish it."

After listening to the team leader's explanation, your sister's knot in her heart subsided a little, but she still muttered: "You are not his mouthpiece. If you want to explain, why doesn't he do it himself?"

So when a couple quarrels, the nine ethnic groups are implicated!

The leader sighed and was about to send another private message to Yizui when a line of words suddenly appeared on the world speaker that had been blank for a long time, severely piercing his titanium alloy eyes——

[Speaker] Get drunk and then stop: [Hugh, stop, your sister] Can you marry me?

…

A long, long time later, when the top of China has become the legend of the Chinese game, when the stars of the great era have disappeared from the world, people talk about getting drunk and then resting, and what they are more willing to talk about is not his status as the commander of the army.

Instead, his nickname is "Tianfu Mario", which means using his life to hold up the mushroom cloud.

…

[China] Zhan, Heijin: I must have opened it the wrong way =_=

[China] Zhan, Snow Wolf: Heijin, why are you getting involved in this kind of romance?

[China] Zhan, Black Gold: I'm afraid that if I don't get involved, I'll be out of touch with the times. Also, are you sure you want to use such a beautiful word as romance to describe it?

[Chinese] Harry Borat: Bah! It’s just watery!

[China] Amethyst: Didn’t you just confess your love to the zombie in the ghost uniform yesterday? I don’t believe in love anymore, and I burst into tears...

[Chinese] Zhan, sister Liuli: Watery is a word used to describe a woman, right? His kind is called a bohemian.

[China] Zhan, Sister Liuli: No, this seems to be a compliment...

[China] I want to become an immortal: Is Thomas the train there? Is he there? Come out and see God!

[China] Leveling Madman: What’s going on! One night, one night, one night, and it doesn’t make people feel at ease to start their work...

Except for your sister, the Ghost Uniform Corps are all in the game right now, and naturally they have not escaped the radiation of Yizui's love. However, compared to the ignorant people, they are obviously much calmer, and they just sent Xueniu Street as a representative to take Yizui's love.

I sent the screenshot of the speaker to your sister, and then each person expressed their position in one sentence——

2B fighter: "This is a good move. It shows loyalty and avoids future troubles!"

Diamond: "Oh, how many hearts of top-notch girls were broken into pieces~~"

Your uncle: "Maybe you really misunderstood him."

Fifth Brother: "Youth is beauty..."

438: “Are you two of legal age for marriage?

Shemale: "I'm calling to go saygoodnight with my girlfriend."

Xue Niu: "The members of the Wuyue Pavilion probably want to eat their own leader alive right now."

Polly: "Is he leaving the group?"

Fang Zheng: "I won't accept it."

Madman: "If you meet a man who dares to marry you, just marry him."

"What do you mean!"

You see, this girl listens carefully =_=

"Uh," Comrade Jiang Yang swallowed nervously, and then said shamelessly, "Pretend I didn't say that."

Shrews and straight men are always the creatures that Mr. Jiang keeps away from.

…
To be continued...