How long will a fat man's depression last?

The leader of the ghost service tells you, a cigarette.

But depression is also divided into levels. There are small monsters, elite monsters, and big bosses. Usually the group leader fights small monsters. One cigarette is enough. Today, I met a high-level elite monster. After one cigarette, he can only

Continue to fly the kite with the monster.

I hope the monsters have been beaten to death by the time I get home, the group leader thought in the car.

Of course, cars are also different. When I pick someone up, I’m afraid they’ll have to wait too long, so I take a taxi. When I get home, I’m not afraid anymore, so I take the bus because I know no one will wait in that shabby house.

It was not a bus on a popular route that could be stored in a historical museum. The speed was very slow and the bumps were very brutal. Fang Zheng sat in the single seat in the second to last row at the back of the bus, holding on to the back of the front seat tightly and closing the door.

With my eyes, I imagined that I was not on the bus, but in the entertainment facilities of the amusement park, such as the "Nangzhuan Pearl" and "Crazy Mouse" that I particularly liked when I was a child. I suddenly felt that this dollar was well spent.

When we were two-thirds of the way there, the phone rang. It was Xu Di whom we hadn't seen for a long time.

I pressed the answer button in confusion, and before I could speak, I heard someone shouting: "Fat man, come out and drink with me!"

The black string of the square zheng, maybe someone drank too much horse urine to let off steam.

Xu Di has a good drinking capacity, but just like those who drown are those who can swim, the better the drinking capacity, the more times they get drunk. Especially Xu Di, who usually socializes with women, has been depressed for too long and always needs to vent.

However, Xu Di's drunkenness is usually 30% drunk and 70% playful. After he has finished harming everyone he could harm, he stops, or is satisfied, so he often tries to persuade him to help him rest, but in the end he is stopped.

He couldn't tell the east, west, east, and west, so he could go home leisurely.

"What are you drinking? Come home quickly." Normally Fang Zheng would have agreed, but today he was really in no mood.

Who would have known that this wasn’t even igniting the fire? The other end exploded: “Are you fucking coming or not?”

Fang Zheng was confused and couldn't figure out how she had offended this god. Her already depressed mood dropped to the bottom: "I'm still on the bus now, brother. It's been a long day, sincerely..."

Fang Zheng wanted to say that she was really tired, but before the last word could be uttered, the other end of the phone had roughly cut off the call, leaving only a beeping busy tone on the receiver.

Putting down the phone, Fang Zheng was confused for a while. After the confusion, she was left with a deep sense of exhaustion.

It was already evening when we got home, and half of the sky was red with burning clouds. A bird flew into the clouds and disappeared, as if it was really burned out by the red fire.

After entering the house, Zheng went straight to the bathroom to take a shower. The shower head was facing the mirror on the sink. Fang Zheng saw a ball-shaped object in the mirror. With great difficulty, he had to admit that it was him. He reached out and pinched the flesh on his stomach.

, I always feel that there is no hope of getting rid of it in this life. If you can be taller, Fang Zheng thought, then others will only call you strong instead of fat. There are also people who like bears in the circle, but no one likes soft and white.

The colorful dwarf.

If he were rich and handsome, no, he doesn’t have to be rich or tall, just handsome, maybe his meeting with the madman would be different. No, it would definitely be different. The man said that I came here specially to find you, and he believed that this was

To tell the truth, it’s just that these words have never been repeated after meeting. Even if he really believed that the madman just came to see the leader, the other party’s disappointment was still not concealed after the meeting. It was not the madman’s poor concealment, but the human emotion.

This kind of thing is so subtle that if you really care enough to observe it, it's hard not to notice it.

Why did he become fat? Fang Zheng was still thinking after he came out of the shower. He found that there were two reasons for this. First, physical problems. He is the kind of person who, as the saying goes, can gain weight after drinking cold water and has a good appetite.

Better absorption. From childhood to adulthood, there is no slim stage in life. Secondly, I stay at home all day, except for cleaning the house, and there is basically no opportunity to exercise.

After coming to these two points, Fang Zheng felt that he could no longer sit still and wait for death. There was no way to absorb this well, so he could only start with exercise, and if this matter didn't happen in the future, he had to start from now on.

When Gou Xiaonian pressed the doorbell, Fang Zheng was doing the 152nd squat. The reason why he did squats instead of sit-ups or push-ups was also very simple. The former could only lie on his back but not sit up, while the latter could only do squats.

Can lie down but cannot stand.

"Why are you here?" When he opened the door and saw the visitor, Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows in surprise, wondering what day it was. One of them wanted to drink with him, and the other simply came to visit him.

Gou Xiaonian was let into the house by Fang Zheng, and he had a panoramic view of the small house. Then the man was a little disappointed: "Xu Di is not here?"

Let's just say that these two bastards don't go to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing.

Fang Zheng sighed inwardly, closed the door, and walked into the house to face Gou Xiaonian: "People are drinking outside. You can find out if you call and ask."

Gou Xiaonian sighed almost inaudibly: "I was here when he called you just now."

Fang Zheng was stunned and instantly deduced the most likely scenario in his mind: "So you two didn't drink together, and then he flipped the table and left, so you thought he came to find me?"

Gou Xiaonian didn't answer, but his expression clearly said it was absolutely correct.

Fang Zheng rolled her eyes and couldn't stand it anymore: "There's never been a time when you two didn't fight each other. We were enemies in the past life. We didn't like each other and they didn't always get together. But you don't have to worry about him getting into trouble when he drank too much.

At best, it can cause harm to others."

Gou Xiaonian lowered his eyes and was silent for a few seconds before sighing: "I just don't want him to harm others."

Gou Xiaonian was a little strange like this, so strange that some things that were not obvious in the first place were about to emerge.

Fang Zheng swallowed and felt black thunderclouds beginning to gather above her head: "Don't tell me that you two are getting together. I will go crazy..."

Gou Xiaonian touched his nose, showing a rare expression of embarrassment.

Click!

The second lightning strike today!

Fang Zheng once again entered "The Scream"... Damn it, let him roll his eyes and have nothing to do with this world from now on!!!

Perhaps he knew that he was hurting his friend by being disrespectful, and wanted to lighten the atmosphere. Gou Xiaonian suddenly asked something he didn't want to do: "What did you just do? Why is your face so sweaty?"

"It's not important!!" Fang Zheng didn't have the time to explain his weight loss plan to the other party.

Gou Xiaonian had no choice but to find a place to sit down and give Fang Zheng enough time to digest. After a long time, he told the reason why he and Xu Di quarreled. In fact, it was quite funny, but Xu Di didn't want Gou Xiaonian to continue to do that with men.

The business is over, Gou Xiaonian agreed, but the premise is that Xu Di must also break off all women, but Xu Di believes that doing business with women is fundamentally different from doing business with men. He will not have feelings for those women, so there is no need to break up.

As a result, the two people's conversation broke down, and Xu Di flipped the table and ran away.

Judging from the time, when I called Fang Zheng, I probably went on a rampage and was drinking too much.

"Do you think I did something wrong in this matter?" After finishing speaking, Gou Xiaonian began to consult Fang Zheng for his opinion.

Fang Zheng was very confused because he felt that it was meaningless to discuss the rights and wrongs of this matter, because fundamentally speaking, there was something wrong with the professions chosen by these two people, right?

While we were chatting, there was a loud banging on the door!

Fang Zheng used her toes to figure out who it was. Just as she was about to get up and open the door, Gou Xiaonian flew out and got the job done first.

Xu Di outside the door was obviously really tall. Without looking, he threw himself into Gou Xiaonian's arms and yelled incomprehensibly: "Damn fat man, you can run away like a monk or a temple..."

Gou Xiaonian had no choice but to help the person in and put him on the sofa.

Xu Di suddenly changed from standing to lying down, disturbing the drunkard's five internal organs temple. The next second Xu Di stuck his head out of the sofa and vomited!

The small room was instantly filled with the unpleasant smell mixed with alcohol. Fang Zheng wanted to die!

He went to the toilet on hands and knees to get a bucket and mop. When he came back, he saw Gou Xiaonian squatting next to Xu Di, patting the drunk man's back. Xu Di seemed to have finished vomiting and lay there panting.

There was a certain soreness in my heart. It was different in type from the blockage feeling I had during the day, but the degree was similar. It was light and could not be ignored, but it did not hurt my muscles and bones.

The vomiting seemed to make Xu Di wake up a little, and at least he could see who was in front of him.

"Why are you here..." Xu Di struggled to get up and grabbed Gou Xiaonian's collar, looking quite ready to fight. Unfortunately, he was too weak to drag others down and escape.

Gou Xiaonian sighed helplessly, half coaxing and half showing weakness: "What else can I do here, look for a Buddha like you..."

"I don't believe it!" Gou Xiaonian started to joke, "You must be messing around with Fatty behind my back, right? You always knew that Fatty liked you..."

Fang Zheng held the mop tightly to restrain herself from slapping her opponent on the head!

Damn, he has been practicing professionally for thirty years!!

Gou Xiaonian looked over guiltily, as if he wanted to say something nice to Xu Di, but Fang Zheng was still in the mood to hear all this, so he yelled: "What the hell! Get this guy out of here!"

"It's true what is said on the internet, fire prevention, theft prevention and girlfriend protection..." The drunkard continues to attract hatred.

Gou Xiaonian didn't dare to delay anymore, and dragged the person out forcefully. He was probably afraid that he would say something unreliable later and directly stimulated Fang Zheng to use his ultimate move or a group attack...

Half an hour after the two unlucky ones left, Fang Zheng received a text message from Gou Xiaonian. There was no explanation, just four words -

【Sorry.】

At that time, Fang Zheng had already cleaned up the house and was blowing away the remaining smell of wine with a fan. When she saw the text message, she replied naturally without even thinking about it——

[You keep an eye on him, don’t let me catch him in the near future, otherwise...]

The hair had a smiley face.

Fang Zheng never returned.

One damn day, Fang Zheng was lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling and thinking, and then fell asleep.

When I woke up again, it was two o'clock in the morning. There was no sign. I woke up out of nowhere. After drinking a glass of ice water, Fang Zheng was completely refreshed. Since I couldn't fall asleep anymore, Fang Zheng simply turned on the computer. I originally wanted to log in to the diamond seller.

The two accounts were practicing, but one time, the mother with breasts was boarded up again. As a result, before the figure of the nurse was completely clear on the monitor, the private chat came over——

[Private chat]Polly: Why are you back?

First, the speed of the bird startled him. He suspected that the game had some secret settings that he didn't know about, such as automatically sending messages when online. Then his attention was attracted by the words themselves.

Why are you back?

What kind of question is this =_=

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you’re a mother: I’ll come back when the things are done.

[Private chat] Polly: Do you reserve an hourly room? No overnight stays allowed?

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you’re a mother: What I’m talking about is meeting for dinner, not hooking up with your sister!!!!
To be continued...