26 kinds of beans and melons(1/2)
Fang Zheng swore that he really didn't mean to imply anything. That sentence about teasing a little boy was definitely meant to tease and complain, because even normal people would tease little girls, right? But in the end, they climbed up the pole, and then he was confused in the latest chapter.
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Fang Zheng doesn't want to be like Xu Digou Xiaonian and others. She is gay, so she looks perverted to everyone, but as a gay, there is always some sensitivity. As for this person in YY, no matter how you look at him, he is... very subtle =_=
As a senior gay man, teasing young boys is like breathing for Jiang Yang. Talking casually comes out naturally, almost smoothly. But when there is no sound in YY, he finally reacts, embarrassment
, this is a comrade, not a gunner, the channel is wrong╮(╯_╰)╭
However, the comrades were silent, which is more intriguing.
"Where are you~ Are you shy?"
Fang Zheng grinds his teeth. Who would believe it if he said this guy is straight?
But Fang Zheng never had the idea of recognizing relatives in the game, so he immediately made a decisive decision and said: "Look for gloves."
Jiang Yang didn't react: "Why are you looking for gloves?"
Fang Zheng cracked his knuckles and let the clicking sound travel along the optical fiber to the depths of the other person's soul: "I'm afraid I'll leave fingerprints when I slap you."
Jiang Yang was sullen and almost lost his temper: "Come on, beat me hard, don't show mercy!"
**Bad, annoying TAT
"You and the fighter are very kindred spirits."
Suddenly there was an extra voice in YY, which startled Fang Zheng and Jiang Yang. As a result, the former stopped crying and the latter became unhappy.
"When did you come in?" Jiang Yang squinted his eyes, feeling a slight displeasure subtly rising in his heart, as if a sneeze was about to brew and someone rubbed his nose.
"It's not important." Meng Chudong fumbled on the messy table for a long time, and finally found a fire and lit a cigarette. "I have nothing to do anyway, let's think about the name of the legion."
Fang Zheng was originally worried that Polly would pick up on the clues, but she found that she was using her crooked heart to judge the straight person's belly. After all, if she wasn't a fellow-traveler, who would have noticed those ambiguous undercurrents?
However, Polly was a little different today. Fang Zheng thought about it for a long time and finally realized: "Little bird, why is it so quiet over there?"
You should know that Xiaoniao’s YY always comes with its own BGM.
"Oh, I'm not in the Internet cafe today." In the past two days, Lu Yue started to expand the Internet cafe. The shopkeeper, Meng Er, temporarily rented Lu Zhai to live in it. At the same time, Meng Chudong's special machine also moved in. Lu Zhai is a
The small apartment with one bedroom and one living room is still under mortgage, but fortunately, Lu Yue is also a person who can feed himself and the whole family is not hungry, so he lent a living room to download the TXT without stress.
The word "Internet cafe" evoked Fang Zheng's endless thoughts.
You must know that Mr. Birdie does not go there once in a while, but brings BGM with him almost from the beginning, no matter it is noon, afternoon, evening, or late at night. But the problem is that in this era where computers are as popular as mobile phones, even people like him
Diaosi, who is struggling on the edge of the poverty line, can stay at home and form a team to study. What kind of people will stay in the Internet cafe? Student Party? But is it okay for the student Party to hang out day and night? Then the most likely answer appears.
Now, a street gangster with nothing to do...
Throw! Give the tall, cool, dreamy and unrestrained master Jun back to him TAT
Meng Chudong didn't know that his few words had already made the nanny's thoughts circle the earth countless times. If he had known, he would have crawled into the monitor and climbed into the other person's house and then sent the bastard to Neptune.
Regarding the name of the legion, the three of them did not discuss it in YY because they were not young artists. What they thought about was either too vulgar or not distinctive at all. In the evening, fighter jets and 438s came online one after another——
The former: "It's called stepping on calm water! How domineering, hahahaha~~~~"
"You don't need to step on the mirror, it's already very flat!"
The latter: "How about the Bubble Knights?"
"It's better to wait for the blood cow to come..."
Facts have proved that the prospective female doctor did not disappoint everyone, and a resounding name was born through unanimous vote-Ghost Service Corps.
2B: “Do you think it would be better to call them Tiantuan?”
Blood Cow: "OK, I don't care."
Fang Zheng & Jiang Yang & Meng Chudong: "Get lost."
Fang Zheng & Jiang Yang & Meng Chudong: "Blood Cow, we are not talking about you."
The team name is set, and the establishment of the legion is a matter of course. It takes 7 people to form a team to participate in the battle, but there is no limit to building a low-level legion in the game. With 100 Huaxia coins, even if you are alone, you can still form a small group. Fang Zheng is in a pile
I missed this leg during my lazy push, but I discovered a problem when I was talking to the legion NPC——
"I'll go, whoever applies will be the legion commander."
No one in YY answered, only evil smiles remained.
Fell into TAT trap
For a small group of seven people, it is clear that the leader only has responsibilities and obligations, but no rights or favors.
Bite the bullet and become the commander of the army, Fang Zheng began to apply to his teammates. Soon the number of members of the ghost uniform army reached six, and Fang Zheng began to give himself support——
"Whoever is the deputy leader, hurry up! Don't wait for me to call your name!"
2B: "I'm not made to be a cadre."
Crazy guy: "Not interested."
Blood Cow: "Please order one to try."
438: "I just quit the group, so I don't want to be too high-profile..."
The crowd all took a step back, and Polly, who could only stand still, was clicked╮(╯_╰)╭
But in fact, Polly didn't push it, and it was the default attitude from beginning to end, so Fang Zheng thought he was quite interesting. Fang Zheng is like this, anyone who treats him badly will be multiplied ten times and recorded in the little black book
He waits for an opportunity to retaliate, but he always wants to retaliate against anyone who treats him well, and even faster, as if he is no longer a human being if he delays for too long.
The new members were having fun on the legion channel, chatting about how they had unified China.
But she went back to the warehouse, and then teleported to Mount Emei.
When Polly saw the wet nurse, she naturally stopped using her diamond claws to abuse the monkey. Fang Zheng covered her eyes and couldn't bear to look at that miscellaneous outfit. She manipulated the nanny into stumbling over to her and chose to give it to her unilaterally.
[Flashing Tianchi Tears]
Level 55
Physical defense +60
The little zombie stood under the swaying green trees, motionless for a while.
Fang Zheng's heart suddenly thought, she wouldn't cheat her father anymore.
[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: Why don’t you say anything? Is it stuck?
[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: Have you received what I just gave you?
[Private chat] If you have breasts, you’re a mother: Don’t tell me that I’ll go crazy if the card gets stuck TAT
The little bird finally made some noise——
[Private chat] Polly: I only heard that accounts can be disconnected, but I haven’t heard that equipment can also be disconnected.
[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: So?
[Private chat]Polly: Got it.
[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: You didn’t tell me earlier!!!
[Private chat] Polly: I am trying to determine whether you made a mistake.
[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: Then give them back to me =_=
[Private chat]Polly: Do you think it’s possible?
[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: Shameless~~~~~~~~~
[Private chat]Polly: The wavy lines of *** betray you.
[Private chat] Polly: Tell me, the reason.
[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: What more reason is there, this jewelry is simply made for you~~~Your magic resistance is already very abnormal, add in the physical resistance, rub, little bird, you are invincible!
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[Private chat] Polly: This jewelry seems to have come out many days ago.
[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: A vicious tongue is the least cute_
[Private chat] Polly: Those who act cute are not cute either.
[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: You can go to hell!
[Private chat]Polly:^_^
Fang Zheng finally discovered that with Jiang Yang, he could survive two moves, but with Gao Shoujun, he could only be defeated in seconds. The problem was that this person was not like this when we first met, and the evolution speed was too fast!
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Meng Chudong blew out a few smoke rings slowly, and the cold monitor in the misty white mist seemed to come to life, representing the nanny at the other end of the optical fiber.
Meng Chudong was amused by his imagination.
Figuring out the mother's thoughts if she has breasts is almost as difficult as eating peanuts and melon seeds. No, sometimes one or two melon seeds will fail. It's not that he is so wise and powerful, but that the nanny is so simple, so simple that you... can't bear to look at it.
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To be continued...