As a newcomer to the game, Xiuxiu Xiuyoumei is not very sure whether her teammates are passive or in poor condition, but as a senior girlfriend, she can tell whether her boyfriend is fully committed or absent-minded, even with her eyes closed. Watermark Advertisement

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Thinking about things from the other person's perspective is probably the biggest change that playing games has brought to your sister. She knew that Yizui wanted to pilot the ship, but just to accommodate herself, she chose the Garden of Eden, so it is understandable that her mind is not here, even though this

It made her a little angry, but she still didn't have an unreasonable attack, so her anger turned into sulking. The limited lethality was all given to herself, and her only outlet was to complain in her heart from time to time - she would have let it go if she had known better.

I got drunk and went to pilot the ship. Any man I could drag over would be better than this real one.

Who would have thought that God is also very hard-working? I thought yesterday that I would make my wish come true today, so I don’t need to queue up for lottery!!!tat

"What the hell...where did you go?" Once drunk, he was completely drunk this time. Yes, he didn't like the Garden of Eden. Yes, he dealt with it perfunctorily, but it wasn't a fatal sin. This wife was taken back.

Where can I go to reason with you!

Your sister adjusted her perspective back and forth, and finally caught sight of the killer Ray-Ban beside her. With the help of the system, she summoned a well-wisher and teleported directly to her "new husband."

"It seems that Ray-Ban's wife and I have been swapped. Look at the team list. Are you on the same team as someone else?" Your sister was as shocked as Yizui, but she accepted the reality faster than Yizui. Anyway, she kissed her husband.

Along the way, her mood was waning, and she couldn't be happy anymore. Maybe a temporary one would spark more sparks, and maybe it would make her heartless family know what it means to cherish something after losing it, "How about it, Xin

Are your teammates beautiful?"

"Whoever has time to look at her, it's enough for me to have you!"

"Oh, my mouth is so sweet so fast."

"Okay, wife, I must get serious. Let's work hard together. Can you come back quickly?"

"It's not that I don't want to, this team is bound to the system and cannot be opened. Unless you also collect seven apples, oh no, this thing is random. Even if you collect them all, you may not be able to get me back.

"

"..."

"Be good, be good, I'm just leaving temporarily, you have to be strong~"

"I can't do it without you."

"I hate how you are not so gentle in normal times, but now you are making me laugh with one sentence after another like you are cheating..."

"How can I earn points with someone who is offline?"

"...Yang Yi, go to hell!!!"

The point is not that he can't play with her, the point is that his new "daughter-in-law" is not online, so he can't continue to play games happily... Go to hell with this kind of scumbag husband.

Decisively quit yy, your sister decided to temporarily pull someone from the position of husband and put him on the list of ex-boyfriends =_=

After sulking in front of the monitor for two or three minutes, your sister realized that the private chat was almost filling up the screen. She thought she was apologizing after getting drunk and reflecting, but when she took a closer look, it was her "new husband"——

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: Male or female?

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: Are you there?

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: Damn, are you out of breath?!

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: I’m so careless

Your sister suspects that her new partner is manic =_=

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu your sister: Yes

Type a word and the other person will reply instantly——

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: Damn, you won’t say a word

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: female.

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: Huh?

[Private chat] Xiu Xiuxiu, your sister: Didn’t you ask about the gender?

Not only is he manic, he also has intellectual problems╮(╯_╰)╭

Normally, your sister won't take the initiative to tell others about her gender. It doesn't matter, so why bother. But the other party asked, and the PVE for a while will probably require voice cooperation in YY, so there is no need to lie.

But the new partner is obviously not satisfied with this answer——

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: Oh my god, have all the women in China come to the Garden of Eden?

Your sister rolled her eyes. Since her teammates expressed their disdain without hesitation, she couldn't show weakness, right?

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: Sorry, I couldn’t satisfy your sexual orientation.

[Private chat]Ray-Ban:=_=

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: I like women!

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: I didn’t see it.

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: But it doesn’t include games! Damn! If you want to play, you can go to Audition or QQ Landlords. Why am I so unlucky if this disaster has to come...

[Private Chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: There are seven sections in the lover constellation. The six ones that do not need to be paired with women are raining down on you, but you have flashed past them one by one. If you have to choose the one that requires a combination of a man and a woman, who do you blame?

?

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: Leader.

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu your sister: Huh?

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: I blame my group leader [anger] [dagger] [lightning]

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: What is your group leader’s surname?

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: ice is coming. Why do you ask?

[Private chat] Xiu Xiuxiu, your sister: I’ll help you curse him. I made a wish that I don’t have to queue up for lottery, and it will come true in minutes.

[Private chat] Ray-Ban:......

[Speaker] ice girl: Ray-Ban, you are a piece of shit that gets struck by lightning!!!!!!!!!!

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: Really fast =_=

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: [raises hands] I didn’t do anything

Within two minutes, the ice girls bombarded Ray-Ban wildly, but Ray-Ban refused to make a sound.

[Speaker] ice girl: Ray-Ban, don’t pretend to be me, I know you are there! Come out! Otherwise I will tell my brother!!!

Being treated so drunkenly made me so unhappy. This girl was dropped and abandoned directly. You can imagine the grief and anger, so your girl unconsciously stood on a united front with the other party——

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: I finally climbed back up again, so you should respond. It’s nothing to pretend to be dead here.

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: You don’t understand, so stop getting involved.

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: Yes, I don’t understand. I only know that you took advantage of someone’s disconnection and unilaterally changed your wife.

[Private chat] Lei Ban: She is not my daughter-in-law, but the sister of my group leader. If she insists on coming to the Garden of Eden, I will be captured!

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: No matter if it is voluntary or not, you have brought her in, and what are you going to do with her in exchange for apples?

[Private chat] Lei Ban: I don’t care about her. What Bing said was that he wanted me to take his sister into the Garden of Eden, but he didn’t say that I had to accompany him to the end [circle]

People, scum...

[Private chat] Get drunk and then rest: Someone just posted a post on the forum. You can randomly exchange love by collecting seven red apples, but you can also exchange it for a golden apple. Then you can specify the exchange by collecting three golden apples. What about you?

How about your partner? If it's reliable, you can play with it first. If it's not, you can just go offline. I will definitely replace you as soon as possible.

[Private chat] Get drunk and stop: When you get angry, log off and retreat yy You have a disease that needs to be cured.

[Private chat] Xiu Xiuxiu, your sister: I will cure you, I will cure you, I will cure you!

Only with contrast can there be true love tat

Flattered and drunk, Fang Xiu was full of energy. With a few words, he calmed down the berserk girl, coaxing her to willingly play pve with him. He also kept sighing, your wife is so lucky.

Seeing that the ice girl had calmed down, Lei Ban breathed a sigh of relief and began to think about the feasibility of earning points with the new girl.

[Private chat] Lei Ban: My current score is 3oo, and your current score is 2oo. As long as you are not handicapped, it is not a big problem to challenge A-level monsters. However, my high score will lower our scores, but if you want to challenge S-level monsters

, earning a lot of points, but we can’t do it alone, at least we have to form a team.

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: Which kind of monster has a higher probability of exploding apples?

[Private chat] Lei Ban: A-level explosion rate is okay, but S-level has never been challenged. Theoretically speaking, the higher the difficulty, the better the monster explosions.

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu your sister: Then s.

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: Okay, but let me say it first. Once I get Apple together, I will definitely replace him.

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: Let’s discuss it, collect golden apples, and then decide to exchange them.

[Private chat] Ray-Ban: Is there anyone you want to change?

[Private chat] Xiu Xiu Xiu, your sister: Nonsense, of course he is my boyfriend. We, a young couple, walked hand in hand on the broken bridge, but you were subjugated by a purple golden bowl. Where can we reason [crying] [crying]

[Private chat] Lei Ban: Acting like a baby doesn’t work for me, thank you. And you’re out of your mind, right? Just because you changed your boyfriend back doesn’t mean I have to team up with the ice girl again? Then why am I bothering with this?

Son!

[Private chat] Xiu Xiuxiu your sister: I’ll let Yizui first randomly replace Bingmei with a red apple.
To be continued...