Twenty-thirty, Beijing time, is the most prime time of the day. All high-quality TV series will be broadcast during this time, and the number of online games will reach its peak during this time... However, if you are from a God's perspective, you will find that

Even in a certain server during prime time, there are only 23 people online. Twelve of them have been motionless for more than five hours, commonly known as hanging up. The other three are marketing accounts, and the two players on Nanjing Road are actually the result of account hacking.

It was discovered that the stolen items could not be resold - this area was so depressed that it was heartbreaking to download TXT. In the end, only a temporary team was left, and they finally did something serious that belongs to the players.

Bone Burial Village, the entrance to the Xiangxi Corpse King Tribe dungeon.

[Team] If you have breasts, you’re a mother: Are you ready?

[Team] Your uncle: Yeah.

[Team] Shemale's Blessing: Yeah.

[Team] Bai Lian Cheng Yao 438: Yeah.

[Team] Crazy Zi: What are you planning to do with the watches collectively?

Polly never answered such meaningless questions. Fang Zheng was used to it, so he naturally clicked to enter the copy after seeing the killer's reply.

In front of the computer at the other end of the fiber optic cable, Mr. Bird, who had just lit up his cigarette and only had time to type twice on the keyboard, was watching the game screen freeze-frame reading, while silently deleting "en" in the input method box.

The sky in the Bone Burial Village is always gloomy. Fang Zheng adjusts the sound effects to moderate, as if a cold wind is blowing against his scalp. The village is very quiet, and it looks like it has been abandoned for a long time. The weeds are blown here and there by the wind, and occasionally human bones are scattered in the grass.

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Although if you have breasts, your mother will be the captain. However, it is always the rule that T leads the battle. However, there are no blood warriors or crazy swordsmen in their team. Your uncle and 438 are both fragile magicians. If you remove the two breasts, you will only have

The remaining crazy person can take the lead - of course, the premise is that he has to change to a more balanced equipment, instead of Dese's output equipment that gives up all his defense power.

What, Polly?

Well, the defense of zombies is also good, but what if you can't survive or survive? Then they become rock solid, and then the whole team sits there and waits for ten minutes...

The crazy guy did not disappoint the whole team. He carried several sets of equipment with different attributes. I don’t know how many slots this guy spent money to expand the package to. In short, he changed and chose various tricks. If you give him a bridge, he can

Give you a fashion week.

Soon the group of people reached the end of the Bone Burial Village, and two paths appeared in front of them. One was to the west, and it seemed to have no end in the distance, and the other was to the east, and the mass graves in the distance could be vaguely seen. In fact, next

Anyone who has been to the Corpse King Tribe knows that these two roads lead to the same destination. They are both going to the Mass Grave to fight the first mini-boss. However, one is closer and the other is farther.

The crazy person naturally chose the shortcut to the east.

The group of people had no objection and followed step by step.

The so-called shortcut also has certain risks. As a game developer, if the copy is too bland, he will be embarrassed to test it publicly, so this shortcut also has a special existence - Uncle Wang.

Uncle Wang's cabin is located in the eastern wilderness. This is an infatuated man who has guarded the grave of his deceased wife for thirty years. He only has three hobbies in his life - visiting the grave, drinking, and smoking. According to player summary, Uncle Wang likes to visit the grave after visiting the grave.

Drink some wine in front of the sunset, and when you are tipsy, you move a small bench to sit on the roadside, smoke a cigarette, reminisce about the past, and wait for the player. Once the player meets him, it means sorry, this road is blocked.

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Of course, you can also choose to fight the uncle, but I haven't heard of any team that has knocked down Uncle Wang. The reason is that the uncle's rampage skill is to summon his dead wife, and then the tough aunt appears like an atomic bomb exploding.

100 meters group instantaneous. Some players once complained that this was a BUG, ​​but the game company sincerely responded - Dear, a game without BUG is incomplete.

The six people were traveling smoothly. When they were almost halfway, someone spoke——

[Team] Your uncle: I wonder if I can meet Uncle Wang this time.

Square Zheng black string.

[Team] If you have breasts, you are a mother: Do you still hope to meet her?

[Team] Your uncle: The key is that after downloading it so many times, I was stunned and never saw it, which is a pity.

[Team] Shemale's Blessing: Normally, he spends 80% of his time visiting graves, 15% of his time drinking, and only has a 5% chance of sitting on the roadside. If you can meet him once in the next twenty times, it will be good.

[Team] Bai Lian Cheng Demon 438: Where did you get the data? Is he a relative of yours =_=

[Team] Shemale’s Blessing: Baidu is more reliable than relatives╮(╯_╰)╭

[Team] Hundred Refined Demons 438:......

Fang Zheng was not sure whether what the lady-monster said was right, but based on his experience, Uncle Wang rarely showed up. So he almost forgot about the melancholy figure smoking a cigarette in the sunset...

[Team] Crazy Zi: Damn!

Very good, the system thoughtfully helped him review =_=

[Team] Shemale's Blessing: I just said don't whisper behind people's back!!

[Team] Your uncle: When did you say that!!

[Team] Bai Lian Cheng Yao 438: Stop arguing, what should we do now?

[Team] If you have breasts, you are a mother: What else can you do, withdraw!

[Team] Your uncle: Well, this is really my first time meeting you. Can you go over and take a photo...

[Team] If you have breasts, you’re a mother: You can be his sequel and get the latest chapter!

[Team]Your uncle:TAT

Fang Zheng felt no guilt at all, because in his opinion, Uncle Wang was recited by your crow's mouth... Is this a tongue twister?

After walking half the way in vain, the six of them returned to the starting point soon.

Now we have no choice but to take the long road, but to be honest, we really don’t want to choose it.

It's not just a matter of distance, but compared to the east road, which is smooth as long as Uncle Wang doesn't come out, the west road is definitely a purgatory. Putting aside all kinds of weird zombies, there is one hard and fast rule for taking this road - you must

Drive away corpses.

The so-called corpse chasing is a group of people lining up in a single file. Except for the leader walking in front, the five people behind will automatically follow by default. That is, wherever the first person goes, the queue will follow. In the corpse chasing state, all hatred will be transferred.

To the person being followed, this means that all the mobs encountered along the way will only attack the leader. Even if it encounters high damage from other people, as long as the leader does not die, it will remain loyal. At the same time, the zombie state forces the leader

Unable to attack, that is to say, even if the team leader is scratched by zombies until he is in bloom, he can only endure it and at the same time use his mental power to urge his teammates behind him to kill this thing quickly.

In short, the West Road has high requirements for both the leader and the arrangement of the team. The leader must attract as few or as few monsters as possible, and the arrangement of the team must ensure that everyone can launch effective attacks when the monsters eat the leader.

After all, you cannot move your position even when fighting in the following state, so if the monster is not within the attack range, it will be useless even if you rush to death.

[Team]Polly: This road is not easy. Go to YY, 4876XXX.

As soon as the group of people stopped at the intersection, Brother Bird pulled out the channel number.

Fang Zheng looked familiar. He opened his YY and took a look. Sure enough, it was the room he entered last time.

Soon the crazy boys, 438s and ladyboys entered one after another.

"Hello everyone, I'm the nanny." Holding the title of captain, Fang Zheng showed her unique demeanor.

"I've been refined to become a demon." 438's voice sounded like a good student.

"I am a blessing." The ladyboy's voice was not tinged with the obscenity of his name at all, and was clear and bright.

"I'm a killer." The crazy Zi's voice was calm and had the power to calm people's hearts, which surprised Fang Zheng.

"Polly." Mr. Bird briefly gave his name, then looked around the room with only five people and asked, "Where is your uncle?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

This is very difficult to say, because whoever answers it will be taken advantage of by the magician =_=

Just as he was struggling, the culprit himself appeared in the team channel——

[Team] Your uncle: I just found out that the YY number was stolen from TAT

Fang Zheng choked with blood in her chest. First she missed Uncle Wang, but then Uncle Wang showed up, and now she wants sex, but her YY number was stolen... Does this person have his own aura of decline?

[Team]Polly:2873XXXX, password 123456, use this first.

[Team] Your uncle: Thank you TAT

After much stumbling, a group of people finally got together in YY. Your uncle expressed his apology to everyone in a tone that was very inappropriate for his nickname, and then everyone began to study how to form this corpse removal team.

"Kill," Polly invited directly without any nonsense, "You can take the lead."

"It's okay to start, but are you sure the output can keep up?"

"The big breasts and the second wife will feed you together. Even if the output is slower, it won't be a big problem."

"Well, why did I suddenly become excited after hearing what you said..."

Fang Zheng's mouth twitched: "That's enough for you two..."

The transvestite’s blessing was simply marked with countless dots on the YY public screen.

Polly was completely undisturbed and continued with integrity: "I am a close-quarters professional. I am ranked behind the killer to fight monsters. The fairy magician and the demon refiner are both long-range, ranked third and fourth. The two wet nurses are ranked

Finally, just watch the killer’s blood. Is there any problem?”

No.

Mr. Bird's arrangement was very reasonable, so everyone consciously lined up in front of the entrance to West Road. According to the planned positions, the crazy guy took the lead and clicked on a tombstone on the roadside. Soon the whole team entered the state of chasing corpses.
To be continued...