Chapter 61 Smoking
Wang Zhu smiled bitterly, "I am not worried that Xiang Yu will come back to chase me, but I am trying to know what we are going back to Guanzhong, so can't we just shrank up?"
Wang Ao said, "Of course not. Guan Ying has already subdued Luan Bu and attacked Wei County. The king does not need to recall Guan Ying, so he will station on the spot and wait for an opportunity to capture Yanzhao! The old general Wang Ben is also using troops to Zhang Er at this moment. The king personally leads troops out of Jinyang, and Zhao State will be destroyed. At that time, our army will leave Wancheng again, Ye County, and occupy Xingyang. Major events can be settled!"
Wang Zhuqi said, "Why did you want to leave Wancheng again, Yejun line? Wouldn't that besides the near and seeks far away?"
Wang Ao said, "The war has been fighting for more than a year and almost two years. We still suffer losses when we fight Xiang Yu. In the eyes of my ministers, the king might as well avoid Hangu Pass and enter the Central Plains from Wu Pass to Wancheng and Ye County. He avoided Xiang Yu's main army and sneaked into Chenggao and Xingyang. Xiang Yu would have no choice but to do anything if he was caught off guard! In addition, the king could order Peng Yue to constantly sneak attack Dong'a, Xiapi, and Pengcheng several important towns in Xichu, and Xiang Yu would definitely be exhausted."
Wang Zhu understood that Wang Ao's plan was actually a bit harmful to others and selfish. He wanted to use Peng Yue to attract Xiang Yu's main force after the Qin army withdrew from Guanzhong, and then fortunately, the northern defense line annihilated Zhao State, annexed South Korea, and strengthen Qin State's strength. But what made Wang Zhu feel difficult was that there was another Han Xin in the north who was making trouble.
"What should Han Xin and Zhang Liang do if they go to Zhao State to disrupt the situation?" Wang Zhu asked worriedly.
"Without the king, I have already found out clearly. Han Xin has no intention of fighting against Zhao this time. Han Xin has few soldiers and few generals. He knows that he cannot meet Qin. Therefore, his target is Yan and Liaodong, and then Qi. I have already defended him!"
Wang Zhu coughed, "Why don't I know what defense?"
Wang Ao said, "Didn't you just ask the king to issue an order to annex Wei County? Wei County is close to Qi, Guan Ying is stationed there, joining Peng Yue in the south, relying on each other and supporting food and grass. If you can gain a foothold, you can immediately divide Qi from south to north. Even if you cannot occupy Qi State on a full line, there must be two of the three parts!"
Wang Zhu laughed, "Sir, is it too exaggerated. How did you know that Guan Ying can occupy two-thirds of Qi State, instead of one-third or one-fifth of Qi?"
Wang Ao smiled and said, "The king doesn't know. The last time Tian Rong annexed Sanqi and attacked Pengcheng, Xiang Yu led his army to attack Qi. In order to retaliate, he led his army to attack Qi. All the important towns on the southern line of Qi were occupied by the fierce Chu soldiers, and Chengyang, Boyang, and Jimo were swept across. Xiang Yu ordered the demolition of the city walls of these cities, so there was basically no danger to defend on the southern line of Qi. As long as Guan Ying marched along the southern line, he would be like a thousand miles a day. On the other hand, the nearest Yan State
The territory of Qi, Chengyang, Linzi, Gaomi, and Lixiacheng are all first-class important towns of Qi. Each area cannot swallow up 50,000 yuan, and the city walls are preserved intact. Tian Heng worked hard during this period and was as solid as a god. Even if Han Xin was a god, he could not fly over. Moreover, even if Han Xin flew over, Guan Ying could block his army across the river with the natural danger of the "Wei Shui", so that two-thirds of Qi's territory would fall into the king's bag!"
Wang Zhu was amazed, "It turns out that Mr. Wang has already made a complete plan. I am really ashamed. By the way, there is another thing that I have agreed to enthrone Peng Yue as King of Liang and reward him with all the land of Daliang for thousands of miles." Wang Ao smiled, "It's the time to use people. Peng Yue must fight for it. The king did a good job!" After receiving the affirmation of the think tank, Wang Zhu became even more relieved: "I will meet the envoy of Qi now, try to stabilize the King of Qi first, and let Tian Heng stand up and continue to mess with Xiang Yu. Let us take the opportunity to go home!"
Wang Ao said suddenly, "By the way, what should Li Shiqi do? Don't forget Li Shiqi!" Wang Zhu's whole body became angry when he heard Li Shiqi's name. "I asked him to go to talk to the King of Qi. He fucked him to tease the King of Qi's sister. It's so outrageous. I'm too lazy to care about him!" Wang Ao grabbed Wang Zhu and pleaded with him. "King, I always think that Li Shiqi is not that kind of person. Is there any hidden truth here? Although Li Shiqi likes to drink, he likes to make trouble after drinking, but he doesn't make such a big noise!" Wang Zhu said, "I'll ask Tian Yezi!"
Wang Zhu froze when he came to the door of the cell where the "Three Musketeers" of Qi Kingdom was imprisoned. The tide-shaped stone cell kept dripping water from the cracks of the stone above his head. Countless wooden stakes of varying thickness stood up in the cell. There were no cases in the cell, and there were no beds, and there were no pillows and beddings. Everything was clear at a glance. Tian Yezi was practicing swordsmanship. Of course, he had no sword in his hand, but just sang to entertain himself. Long Tianqing and Tu Zhanyi leaned listlessly against the wall, as if they were waiting for death. Their lips were white and their eyes were dull. They lay there, as if they were not willing to move their fingers.
Wang Zhu shook his sleeves and shouted to the hundreds of followers guards following him, "Open the door and invite the three heroes out. I want to invite them to drink!"
At this time, the three people in the cell also saw Wang Zhu wearing a black royal robe. Tian Yezi had already cursed: "Bao Bastard, a bastard, a bastard, Qin Ershi who was killed thousands of times, a dog thief who was harming the country and the people, you dare to come to see me. I am really blind and treat you as a friend, bringing a devil who killed the sky here, go to death, you--" Long Tianqing and Tu Zhanyi also jumped up, each with resentment on their faces, thick throats in their throats, chests fluctuated, and eyebrows, each with fierce expressions!
This is not the first time Wang Zhu has been scolded in his life. Since taking over Ying Hu Hai's body, although he has enjoyed all his luck, his ears have been called out by the scolding. As long as he walks out of the palace, basically someone will poke his backbone that day. He has become accustomed to, adapted, and immunized. Although there are so many subordinates behind him, he feels nothing. As a king, Qin Ershi's cruelty is well-known. More warm and humanistic things will not affect his terror! No one dares to imitate the actions of these three people except those who want to die.
Wang Zhu smiled slightly, "Speak well, scold well, Qin Ershi is indeed not a thing. Pigs and dogs are worse than animals, and turtles are worse than turtles. Not only three of them are going to scold, I also want to scold him. But don't make the mistake of the object of scolding. I am not Qin Ershi who was killed by thousands of swords. I am the current King of Qin. Qin Ershi is dead and there is no place to die!" Wang Zhuxin said, "You can curse whatever you want, as long as you don't scold Wang Zhu. Anyway, I am not Qin Ershi. It doesn't matter if you curse it casually!"
The soldiers and officials behind him were a little embarrassed to believe their health. The king was really a character. When he scolded himself, it was like scolding his father's enemy. It was indeed beyond the reach of human beings!
Long Tianqing, Tu Zhanyi and Tian Yezi who were jumping and cursing were all stunned by Wang Zhu. Even the words that were ready to scold for an hour were interrupted and could not remember the middle.
Wang Zhu slapped the wooden stakes thick with his thighs a few times and shouted, "Open, wash the three heroes clean and change into new clothes, then take them to the hall, bring the weapons with them, and tell people to bring them all the good wine and food, go quickly!" After saying that, he turned around and left with a stern face and shook his arms. The guards and several generals who were protecting the horse were scared by him, and thought to himself, this is great. Take these three extremely dangerous elements with a "violent tendency" to the hall, and give weapons, isn't this asking for death? Will the king have a fever? However, the king's order has been clearly transmitted to his ears. If he disobeys, he will definitely die. Let's do it! The guards in charge of releasing the people, the more they look at these three "mad dogs", the more terrifying they look at. When he opens the prison door, his hands can't help trembling violently.
A chariot carried three "first-level prisoners" to the front of the county magistrate's mansion. Zhang Ping had been waiting at the door for a long time. When he saw that people were coming, he immediately asked them to get out of the car.
Tian Yezi looked forward and saw that in the courtyard of the county magistrate's mansion, Qin soldiers lined up in two rows to the main gate. The soldiers were full of tiger eyes, murderous aura, fierce dragon spirit, and fierce Ke Jia spear. Tian Yezi laughed and shook the sword in his hand, and said to Tu Zhanyi, who was standing on the left and right. "The tyrant Qin has demonstrated to us, brothers, are we afraid?" Tu Zhanyi's eyes were deeply on Zhang Ping's face, and he said coldly, "We are Duke Huan and the descendants of King Wei. Those who are afraid of death are not from Qi!"
Tian Yezi laughed loudly and pulled out the pale and dazzling sword from the scabbard. The tip of the sword was drooping straight, his right arm was straight like a gun, and he walked forward without looking sideways, looking unruly. He was also talking and laughing while walking, "Are you guys, Qin army brothers, you may not kill me Tian Yezi, but I, Tian Yezi, will kill you at any time. If you have the courage, stab me to death with a gun. If you don't dare, please retreat as soon as possible!"
Tu Zhanyi and Long Tianqing followed closely behind him. The three of them slowly marched between two rows of Qin soldiers. Facing clusters of shining and shiny killing weapons, they did not show any panic at all, and they even breathed. It can be seen that the group of dead soldiers trained by Tian Heng were still in a certain way.
After a full half a day, after Wang Zhu and Wang Ao met Tian Yezi, they began to tinker with his "dry tobacco" behind the desk. The three desks in the hall were filled with rich wine and food, and the hall was covered with a layer of turbid white smoke. Wang Zhu used to smoke, and he smoked at least three boxes a day. This problem affected his lung capacity. After failing to pass the training, his superiors ordered him to quit smoking! It was a while since he came to the Qin Dynasty. He had completely bid farewell to him during this day of swallowing clouds and vomiting. If there weren't so many soft jade-warm and warm pink girls with almond eyes and peach cheeks to relieve him, he would have committed suicide because of smoking!
When attacking Zhao State, Wang Zhu remembered that Shanxi's tobacco leaves were very famous, but at that time, no one seemed to have planted them specifically, and no one lit them and sucked them into his mouth. So he spent a lot of effort near Jinyang and used countless professional knowledge to find a few plants. The problem was that the season was not yet mature and could not be sucked! Wang Zhu said, digging out all the flowers and plants and sending special people to feed them. If the flowers die, the people who grow flowers should not live! So, the personal soldiers and guards around Wang Zhu were serving the tobacco leaves uneasy every day. Two days ago, Wang Zhu saw that it was ripe, so he picked them and put them on the flat ground to dry. Today it was just dry!
Wang Zhu was about to receive the VIPs in Qi, and he had already lit it. The second cigarette he smoked today. Because there was no paper in the Qin Dynasty, Wang Zhu made a cigarette pot and started smoking it leisurely. He slowly sprayed a mouthful of smoke, his expression was calm, and he felt like he was floating in the clouds. There was only one problem. The big tobacco leaves were too strong and his throat couldn't stand it. It was so hot that he seemed to eat a spoonful of spicy food.
While swallowing and spitting, Tian Yezi and the other two came outside Wang Zhu's door with a shaky sword.
"Your Majesty, the violator of Qi State is brought here!" Zhang Ping said with a suspicious face and his eyes turned around.
Wang Zhuxin said, what expression is this?
"Bring them in!" Wang Zhu took a sip of cigarettes, lying behind the desk with his eyes closed, and crossed his legs and sang popular songs!
"Little sister, please take the bow of the boat, brother, I'll walk on the shore-"
Zhang Ping hesitated, "King, they are all carrying swords. Is it dangerous to let them in?" In fact, Zhang Ping had another doubt.
Why is the king's mouth so white smoke coming out! Could it be that he practiced some witchcraft? What is the smell of this room? It's choking!
Wang Zhu didn't explain, and continued, "So much nonsense, Tian Yezi and the others are my life and death brothers. Not to mention coming in with swords, it doesn't matter if you come in with a chariot. Go and bring them in quickly. Do you want to disobey?"
When Zhang Ping heard the king say this, he had something else to say, so he bowed and retreated. Then, a string of messy footsteps came in. Tian Yezi and the other three showed up in the hall with their swords!
Wang Zhu sat up with a dry tobacco and said casually, "Sit, three brothers, sit down quickly, the food and drinks are ready, just wait for you to take the seat."
The three of them were originally staring with big eyes, preparing to kill Wang Zhu when they saw him, but no matter what, they didn't expect that there was no defense in the room, not even a guard, and Qin Ershi had no weapons, and he spoke so casually, and his murderous aura was immediately eliminated invisibly.
Tian Yezi looked at the table of tables with wine and food, lifted up his robe, walked over, sat heavily on the gorgeous and thick cushion, and cursed: "Damn it, turtle, if you really treat me, why would you scare so many guards outside?" As he said that, the sword was thrown out, and the tip of the sword just entered the one-inch wooden floor beside Wang Zhu, and the sword body shook violently and made a dragon roar.
Wang Zhu just pretended not to see it, thinking, I was wearing a bulletproof vest inside, with a *, two daggers, and two kilograms of lime powder in my pocket, I was still afraid of you. If it really doesn't work, I will let you taste the unique skills of Mr. Wei. Since you challenged, I will just put it on.
Chapter completed!