Chapter 81 [The old lady and you are not finished! 】
Chapter 81
Cuixiang Pavilion on Zhujiang Road, Nanjing City, is a famous all-night dining place in Nanjing. It is said to be authentic Chaozhou flavor and cantonese small spots. Generally speaking, many people who go to nightclubs like to come here to eat and drink at night. Although the price is a little expensive, the taste is good and it is worth the money.
After eating and drinking, the four of us surrounded the table, some burping, and some picking teeth with toothpicks. But I was quite special. I was not interested in a table of crab roe buns, chicken wings and chicken feet, but I kept holding a pot of white porridge and a bowl of olive vegetables.
Aze next to me laughed at me as he was stupid, and I retorted coldly: "You playboy knows nothing! You eat so much greasy food in the middle of the night, and you will get fatty liver and high blood lipids in the future. You are the ones like you! Eat the night in the middle of the night, try to eat lighter ones so that you won't increase the burden on the stomach and intestines, and you won't add so much oil and water that you can't digest! When you are fifty, you can still laugh!"
Aze immediately retorted: "Tsk! Xiaowu, stop making fun of me! I can live to be fifty years old... As you, if you follow what you said, anyone among us, if you marry Qiao Qiao, I'm afraid I won't live at fifty years old... Oh!"
Before he finished speaking, the table lowered the wood and stomped him hard. Aze immediately reacted! When Miss Qiao said such words, she didn't want to live anymore!
Sure enough, the atmosphere suddenly became cold...
murderous look!
The three of us felt a biting cold on our backs at the same time, and we felt that the murderous aura was like a needle on our backs, and a cool air slid down the back of our necks from Tianling Gai...
"Aze...you say, what, what!" Qiao Qiao's eyes narrowed, and her face had a unique sequin before the explosion...
Mu Tou and I exchanged glances with each other, and the first reaction was to quickly take away the knives and metal spoons used to eat steak on the table in front of Qiao Qiao...
"Ah...this..." Aze was sweating all over his head. He looked at Qiao Qiao who was about to run away with a hurricane. He said loudly in a hurry: "This... is not what I said! It was Chen Yang!"
After hearing this, Qiao Qiao turned her head and looked at me: "Chen Yang!"
"I..." Before I could defend myself, this bastard, Aze, shamelessly began to frame the tragedy!
"Jojo, it's what he said! He said that a woman like you will be in danger of life if you marry you! He said he would rather live ten years less than marry a woman like you!"
Shameless!
He actually put all his words on me!!
But what is even more shameless is Wood! This honest man actually said in a very confident tone: "No, it's not ten years, it's twenty years!"
"Damn, you two bastards, I'll strangle you to death..." I jumped up in anger, but facing Qiao Qiao's murderous eyes, I subconsciously retreated.
"Chen Yang...you'd better consider how you die yourself!" Qiao Qiao seemed to be about to transform into a rampage. Her eyes were already showing a stern look. Then she picked up two chopsticks on the table and rushed towards me, yelling with her teeth and claws: "I'll give you a fuck!"
Aze and Mutou dodged a few steps away without any loyalty. The bastard Aze actually smiled and grabbed the somewhat panicked waiter: "Don't panic, the young couple fights, don't fight 110, it's okay."
I ran around the table twice, but Qiao Qiao kicked the table over with one kick, and the soup dripped all over. The chopsticks stabbed my chest twice and broke it. That hurts so much!
If I hadn't been running fast, I would have been caught by Qiao Qiao... This girl opened her fingers, her nails were as sharp as ten blades...
But Aze and Mu Tou were angry and even bet in a low voice: "How long do you think Chen Yang will last?"
"Ten minutes, one compensation of five!"
"Five-point species..."
I was chased by Qiao Qiao and ran out of the hotel, and was chased to the parking lot outside. Finally, I simply ran around the car and kept shouting: "Jo Qiao, you are fucking crazy! The words are not what I said! It was the bastard Aze!"
"Go to death! I won't ruin you today, I will never be a human being!"
"Damn! You don't marry me anyway, so you will live ten or twenty more years or twenty years. What's the difference?" I said in a hurry.
Qiao Qiao was even more furious! "Chen Yang, you little bastard! This young lady is born with beauty! She can be arranged from Hedong to Hexi with just a wave of hand! But I just don't even like her! You still dare not look down on me! I...I...I...I'm so tolerant of her uncle today, but my aunt can't bear it!!"
When Aze and Mutou bought the order and came out, I was already blocked by Qiao Qiao, but I twisted her wrist hard and prevented her from continuing to do it. Then, watching Aze and Mutou come out, I said angrily: "Two bastards! They are crazy! Look at you doing a good thing!"
Aze's eyes rolled around and spread his hands: "Please, you said it... Now I'm twisting Qiao Qiao's hand, it's also yours... But I really want to say a fair word!" Aze said with a righteous expression on his face and said sadly and angrily: "What a good girl we Qiao Qiao is! Beautiful and generous, sexy and enthusiastic, and is a typical revolutionary fighting spirit that is too excited! Revolutionary enthusiasm is high and shouts at me all day long, all of whom are brave and brave, and I don't look tight for a while and then I go to the room to remove the tiles - What a great girl! Such an excellent girl
Let me let you go, no one is going to be in a hurry to supply and demand? If you don’t say sweet words, you should show the spirit of hard work of not fearing death or suffering. If you have difficulties, you should go to the point where there are no difficulties and create difficulties! You will be able to hold the beauty back even if you die! That’s you! Chen Yang! He actually spoke wildly to us Miss Qiao! Such a treasure is regarded as mud bricks and rubble in front of you! Don’t say that Miss Qiao wants to slap you! I represent that all men in the world are extremely indignant about your behavior! I won’t take you to waste your baby like this!"
After Aze finished speaking in one breath, I was stunned. He took advantage of his breathing time and interrupted: "Damn! She likes women!"
"That's the other person's own business!" Aze immediately continued to criticize me mercilessly: "Who they like is their business! But if you don't treat your baby as a treasure, this kind of wasteful behavior is your problem! Don't always emphasize objective reasons! Pay attention to the mistakes in your own supervisor's understanding! Chen Yang!"
"I..." I was so choked that I didn't swallow for a while, and finally cursed: "Two bastards who don't speak humans!"
After saying that, he let go of Qiao Qiao.
Qiao Qiao and I had a fight for a while and probably got tired. She rolled her eyes and glared at me, but she couldn't come to pinch me, just standing there and gasping.
After a while, Qiao Qiao came out of breath. He stared at me and gritted his teeth and said, "Chen Yang, you little bastard, when I see you another day, I will kick you to death!"
Aze next to him immediately spoke: "Mr. Qiao, why don't you kick me today?"
"Tsk! Kick him today? I think beautifully!" Miss Qiao rolled her eyelids coquettishly, bit her silver teeth and said disdainfully: "I am not wearing underwear today. Isn't it for him to take advantage of it when I raise my legs and kick him!"
“…”
The three of us looked at each other immediately, unable to say a word.
The few people made a big fuss and finally got into the car to rest together. We lit a cigarette. After sitting for a while, Aze and Mutou felt that the atmosphere was wrong. They quickly went out to see if the new newspapers were arrived at the newsstand in the morning, leaving Qiao Qiao and I in the car.
The two people who were originally quite harmonious suddenly felt a little awkward in their atmosphere. Qiao Qiao's eyes were still a little angry, but it seemed that there were more elements of dissatisfaction.
"Chen Yang!" She suddenly said, "You said... are you just not looking down on me?"
I was speechless, thought for a while, and said with a bitter face: "Don't listen to Aze and the others talking nonsense..."
"Okay! If I don't listen to Aze and the others, I will listen to you!" Miss Qiao stared into my eyes: "I ask you, is it so scary to marry me? Mom, there are so many men who roam around me every day! None of them said so badly! That's you, Chen Yang!"
I burst into laughter: "I said, Miss, what's the point of fighting for this kind of anger?"
But unfortunately, I forgot a truth.
Most women in the world are like this... Women are very complex creatures.
If men tease them, they will call men lustful and despicable. But if men turn a blind eye to them, they will complain that men are blind.
For most women, the only acceptable one is: I am the one who is popular among thousands of people! Only those stinky men are allowed to fall in love with me, but I look down on them!
If the reverse happens, those stinky men dare to look down on me! Damn, that's great!!
Especially in the hearts of many beauties who always feel good about themselves, this law is simplified into one sentence:
I can look down on you, but you must not look down on me!
It is used on Qiao Qiao: whether she marrys me or not is another matter; but I dare to look down on her... That's simply tolerant to my aunt, and I can't stand it anymore!
"Miss, I'm convinced you, okay?" I was depressed: "I'm ashamed of myself and I can't deserve you. That's what I said!"
"Don't try to argue!!" Qiao Qiao was still angry and turned pale, and refused to stop working with me: "I'll ask you, Chen Yang! Tell me the truth! Why don't you marry me?"
"Damn it, because you don't like men, you like women!" I was anxious.
"That's my business! We're discussing you now! It's your problem! If I'm willing to like men again... Damn, with a girl like me who is willing to commit to you, you won't be so happy that you can't sleep every night! Just wait for your nose to bubbling!"
Looking at Qiao Qiao's arrogant look, I couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Still laugh!" Qiao Qiao was anxious and scolded: "Don't laugh! Be serious! Why am I so unbearable in your eyes! Why are you so despised by you! I just can't swallow this!"
"No, Qiao Qiao." I was driven crazy by this girl, and my heart was already full of regret. Why did I tell Aze what Li Wenjing said to him? I still patiently explained to Qiao Qiao: "That's because we are good friends and buddies! Our friendship lasts forever, until the end of the world, you are my buddies!"
Qiao Qiao's face turned red with anger. She gritted her teeth and thought for a while, and continued to be uneasy: "Then I'll ask you again... Well... If it's the end of the world now! There are only two of us left in the world. If we don't combine, human beings will perish... You still don't look down on me?"
I... I fuck him Aze's ancestors for eighteen generations!
Holding the urge to curse, I patiently explained to Qiao Qiao
"If the end of the world is really the end of the world, we are the two of us left in the world. Even if we combine, we cannot save the crisis of human extinction. Because from anthropological perspective, even if we combine, we will give birth to a child and a half of our daughters, we will never find other humans and our children to reproductive offspring... We can't let our children unite themselves, right? That's incest, even the offspring produced is deformed... In short, the end of human destruction is inevitable, so..."
Speaking of this, I looked up at Qiao Qiao, but I didn't notice that Miss Qiao was so angry that her index finger was trembling, her body was chaotic, and she gritted her teeth and said in a trembling voice: "Chen Yang! I...I...I...I'm and you all the time!"
I couldn't help but feel cold and shivered.
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After a while, Aze and Mutou came back and actually took a newspaper in their hands. However, I took it over and took a look. It was not from the morning, and I didn't know where they picked up yesterday's newspaper.
It was still very cold outside in the early morning, after all, it was winter. The four of us squeezed into a car, closed the doors and windows, turned on the air conditioner, Qiao Qiao continued to smoke and vent her anger. Aze and Mu dared not touch her bad temper. I moved to the back row and sat down, reading the newspaper under the lights in the car.
I don't plan to go home anymore. Anyway, I see that it's almost morning, so it's better to just go to work just after swaying outside, which is quite easy.
Suddenly, a few lines of words on the newspaper were printed into my eyes. This was the news of the sub-page of society. The ones published were the winning numbers of this issue of welfare lottery!
I immediately remembered the numbers I bought a few days ago. After calculating the time, it should be the draw yesterday! Things have been in chaos these two days and I almost forgot!
I glanced at the number in a hurry...
Aze and Mutou found out where I was sitting in a daze. I was holding the newspaper in my hand, and the expression on my face was a bit strange, and the eyes... were obvious, without focal length.
After gently pushing me, I came back to my senses from the extreme dullness, took a deep breath, felt my heart beating, and my body couldn't help but tremble.
"Chen Yang, what's wrong with you?" Aze frowned, glanced at the newspaper in my hand, which was folded on the piece of the welfare lottery number, and couldn't help but smile and said, "What's wrong? Are you dreaming of getting rich?"
A mysterious smile appeared on my face: "Wrong! It's not about dreaming of getting rich...but about really getting rich."
Then I rolled up the newspaper, breathed a sigh of relief, and said slowly: "Brothers and sisters! I really won the prize and made a fortune! One first prize, two second prizes... a total of 8.6 million!"
Looking at me with ecstasy, Aze did not have any joy at all. Instead, he looked at Mutou very seriously. Mutou also looked worried and turned to Qiao Qiao and asked very seriously: "Hey, you didn't break Xiaowu's head just now, right?"
Chapter completed!