Chapter 2 Wind Cuts Binghua
"This is unreasonable... I'm obviously the victim..." Black Fire muttered to himself while helplessly looking at Teacher Xiao Yong opposite.
Being taught a lesson by a loli is a very happy thing in the eyes of many people, but it is different when you are actually in it.
"Xiao Heihuo, I don't know what method you used to get the upper management to open the back door for you. It's true that you don't have to come to school in normal times, but don't you think it's unusual to be late for so long on the first day of school?
Is that a very rude thing to do?”
"Yes, Teacher Xiaoyong, I was wrong..." Sure enough, no matter how powerful a student is, he cannot hold his head high in front of the teacher.
"No, Xiao Heihuo, your attitude is really insincere...jiligualajiliguala..."
Sigh... What a misfortune... He obviously felt troubled in his heart, but in view of the "majesty" of the Loli teacher in front of him, Black Fire could only lament in his heart.
Sigh...what a misfortune...
Kamijou couldn't remember how many times he had said this sentence since he left home in the morning.
Okay, now let's talk about the unfortunate school adventures of Mr. Kamijou.
Incident 1: After going out, I accidentally stepped on a child's toy car. I fell down and lost two thousand yuan in order to comfort the crying child.
Incident 2: I accidentally stepped on the tail of a neighbor’s vicious dog while walking and was chased alive for ten minutes.
Incident 3: The tram is late.
Incident 4: On the tram, due to sudden braking, I was angrily scolded as a "pervert" by an aunt-level member of the opposite sex, and was even slapped...
I said, I know I was born very unlucky, but it’s not like I want to push people to death... After several twists and turns, Kamijou finally came to school. However, due to the double blow to his mind and body on the way, Kamijou...
The article seems very lackluster.
"What are you doing? Kamijou, do you still want to sneak up on the teacher from behind and play 'so high, so high'?"
Tsukiyoshi Komoe, Kamijou Touma's homeroom teacher.
She has the same face as an elementary school student, but is closer to Aoyama-chan, except her hair is a cuter pink. At this time, she is holding a lot of thick folders in her hands.
"No way! You think too much!"
Kamijou couldn't help but get a fever every time he mentioned this matter. When he came to school for the first time, he mistook her for a primary school student because he was not familiar with Yueyong Xiaomeng as his class teacher.
"So high, so high", Kamijou was chased for several streets that day by several members of "Mr. Xiaomeng's support group". After school, he was talked to by the principal and other school senior officials for a long time, and he was even almost expelled from school.
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"Speaking of which, what is the piece of paper in this transparent folder? Are you going to have a surprise test right from the start?"
Teacher Xiaomeng cast cute contemptuous eyes at Kamijou: "Kamijo, the teacher was disgusted with this kind of bullying when he was a student, so he would not do such a thing. Hey, stop being so leisurely, hurry up, hurry up
.This is not school work. A friend from college asked me to collect thesis materials. I am helping there~"
"What on earth is it?"
"It's not a difficult matter. It's about the aim diffusion field, something Kamijou should be very familiar with."
Nonsense, Mr. Kamijou is an absolute level 0, and he has never been exposed to aim diffusion fields. Hey, wait a minute, why do you have an ominous premonition?
Sure enough, Teacher Xiaomeng entered her favorite teacher mode.
"Kamijo, if you want to be a little more like an adult, you have to work hard~ aim is the English abbreviation of 'unconscious'. It is a force field that naturally emits like the body temperature of an esper..."
So, is this also one of Kamijou-san's misfortunes... Seeing the cute teacher next to him unable to stop talking about topics that he didn't want to hear at all, Kamijou sighed as if he was resigned to his fate.
After several bad friends met again, Kamijou Touma's new unfortunate semester officially began.
"Okay, okay, everyone, hurry back to your seats. The class meeting is about to begin~ Well, before the roll call, let me announce a big news, that is, starting from today, our class has added a transfer student - by the way, she is a girl~
"
Suddenly, Kamijou's misfortune radar started to alarm violently again. Ordinary beautiful girl transfer student? Just kidding, the possibility of this setting for the unfortunate Kamijou Touma is zero.
"I always feel like...something big is going to happen..."
Could it be that the shrine maiden named Akisa Himegami from before? No, the world is so big, maybe it was Misaka Mikoto who lied about her age or Kanzaki Kachi's attack, or maybe Accelerator's real name is Yuriko Suzuka, or is it hidden?
The angel with wings descends...
"Not good! Why do I have any expectations?"
"Kamijo, why are you mumbling to yourself there? Anyway, I just want to meet everyone first, and I will wait until after the opening ceremony to introduce myself in detail. Okay, transfer students, please—"
The door of the classroom opened with a bang following Teacher Xiaomeng's words.
Who on earth is coming... Kamijou turned his gaze as he thought this.
Standing at the door is a white nun holding a calico cat.
"What..." Kamijou's mind went blank for a moment. Please, this can no longer be described as simply "unexpected", okay...
"Ah...it's Touma. Well, so this is indeed Touma's school. You brought me all the way here, and I think I'll reward you later." Ignoring the strange looks from the students around him, Index
Silk stroked the calico cat's head.
Well, now Kamijou has become the target of public criticism again.
Is it you again? Their eyes seemed to be saying this.
"Eh? What's going on?" Seeing the white nun standing at the door, Yue Yong Xiaomeng was also stunned.
"Please, this nun, I really don't understand where you came in from! It's not you who is the transfer student! Okay, okay, get out now..."
"Ah...oh, but I haven't talked to Touma about breakfast yet..." It seemed that Index was saying something, but it was obvious that Teacher Xiaomeng was not willing to listen and just pushed her out of the classroom.
Speaking of which, the scene where Yueyong Xiaomeng, who is in the body of a toddler, is pushing Index, who is also in the body of a toddler, is indeed a bit weird.
"By the way," a girl with long black hair walked in as if she wanted to replace the two of them, "the real transfer student is me, Himegami Akisa."
"Hey? Himegami? Why you? By the way, aren't you supposed to be with Xiaobai... Forget it, no matter what, it's great that it's the inconspicuous Himegami, and she's not dressed like a miko.
The regular school uniform is eye-catching, it seems God has not abandoned me..." Kamijou was almost crying at this time.
"Although your lines are not malicious, why do they sound so uncomfortable..." The expressionless Himegami walked past Kamijou and stepped on his instep hard.
It seems...my misfortune has not ended yet...
At this time, the white nun was staring at a meal ticket vending machine in a daze. With the two thousand yuan taxi fare given by Teacher Xiaomeng in her hand, she was hungry.
However, what seemed like an ordinary vending machine to normal people had become her nightmare. No matter what, Index couldn't get out of the two thousand dollars she had put into the machine.
In fact, all it takes is a simple press of a button.
Index, who had been in trouble, was about to cry. At this time, she felt someone behind her tap her shoulder.
"Well...just press the button..."
"Huh?" The white nun turned her head in confusion. In front of her was a girl wearing a short-sleeved blouse and a blue skirt, but wearing a men's red tie and a green and white uniform. If there were other students here, they would definitely be confused about this female student.
Which school is it from?
After finally getting the lost two thousand yuan, Index cheered and then cast a respectful look at the girl.
"Thank you, your name is..."
"Wind Cut Binghua." The girl smiled sweetly.
Chapter completed!