Chapter 3 Pen Immortal
For anyone who has taken the college entrance examination, senior high school is the least lifeless year in his life. Reviews, tutoring classes, exams, simulations, and over and over again are all the broken books that make people feel sour. Some schools only have three days during the winter vacation: New Year's Eve and the first and second grades of the junior high school, and the third grade of the New Year. When others are still immersed in the joy of the New Year, they stay up late to play mahjong, smash golden flowers, play billiards, and connect with the Red Alert*, these poor senior high school students are going to return to school to class, and they can't even catch up with the villain who breaks five dumplings.
In fact, this is not an exaggeration. The most disgusting thing is that most schools strongly oppose high school students falling in love and having sex, believing that it will affect their studies, and put a shit helmet bigger than Minyuan Stadium* on high school and especially high school love behaviors.
To be fair, is it early to fall in love in the third year of high school? At the age of nineteen, in the old society, he was already in the same family as four generations. Even those animals who were perverted in ancient times who had their heads hanging on the beam and thorned their thighs and memorized the Four Books and Five Classics with the spirit and perseverance of the World of Warcraft to memorize the Four Books and Five Classics every day. At this age, they would inevitably go through "Jin Ping Mei" to fantasize. It is not a problem of perseverance, but a problem of hormones. Young people are not great monks and masters. They cannot achieve the state of being able to overcome adrenaline by relying on thoughts alone. They want to rely on English, politics, biology, and analytical geometry and other subjects that make people vomit sour water to replace the young people's yearning for the opposite sex in their hearts is undoubtedly an anti-physiological, anti-moral, and anti-human behavior. What is even more ridiculous is that some teachers often praise some students who are over 20 years old but have no physiological reactions, saying: Love to study.
Zhang Yicheng is a student who "don't love to study", but this "not love to study" has nothing to do with physiological reactions. Zhang Yicheng's "not love to study" is real and not love to study, especially when his father and uncle went to Yunnan for the sake of Alxun, Zhang Yicheng felt like he was in a state of no one. Since his father Li Daming passed away, Li Erya has placed almost all his feelings on this precious son. His doting and indulgence for Zhang Yicheng suddenly reached an outrageous level. Even if his son set fire to the house, he might have to stand aside with a towel to wipe his sweat for his son. Under this premise, "failure to visit the United States" does not seem to be a bad thing for Zhang Yicheng. As the saying goes, it is okay without a bear paw fish. Since he can't go to the United States, he should stay in the life of a mountain king in China...
Like junior high school, since the first day of high school, Zhang Yicheng, who has been admitted through backdoor relations, has been a thorn in the eyes of teachers of various subjects, school teaching offices and other relevant departments. For Zhang Yicheng, the senior year that others regard as a disaster is precisely the most casual year in his life. Biology and politics are gone, and he can also be very proud of his homework. Occasionally, no one cares about classes. Read novels to sleep in class. As long as it does not affect others, no matter what shocking things do, it doesn’t matter.
Luo Zhen is Zhang Yicheng's most loyal buddy in three years, and he is also the first classmate he met after entering the gate of this high school. Theoretically, it is difficult for students like Zhang Yicheng to find colleagues in key high schools. Luo Zhen is considered an exception among the exceptions. Like Zhang Yicheng, the reason why he can enter a key high school is that Luo Zhen is reliable. It is said that his uncle seems to be the general manager of a group company, and his path is very tough. Of course, Luo Zhen also knows a little about Zhang Yicheng's family background, although he is generally skeptical about those gods and ghosts.
On the day Zhang Guozhong set out to Yunnan, Zhang Yicheng got up early. He first checked the bookstore for renting romance novels at the school gate, and then took a few novels to the class and found an empty seat in the last row. He wanted to read the novels beautifully for one day. At this time, except for a few top students living on campus who had already arrived early to start reviewing their homework, most of the seats were still empty. At this time, Luo Zhenfeng entered the house in a hurry.
"Oh? So early?" Seeing Luo Zhen walking towards him like collecting debts, Zhang Yicheng was stunned at first, then he was puzzled. To be honest, Luo Zhen has never been so early in the past six months.
"Hey, Yicheng, ask you something!" Luo Zhen approached Zhang Yicheng with a deep grudge, "Is there anything wrong with the gods and ghosts you usually say? Are there any of the things you are talking about? Are they true or false?"
"Hmm?" Zhang Yicheng was also stunned, "What's wrong?" To be honest, Luo Zhen has always been in a hippie-smiling style, and he has never seen this kid so serious.
"Hey! Don't mention it! The fucking let me catch up!" Luo Zhen smashed the table with his fist, "I'm in trouble!"
"What's wrong?" Zhang Yicheng put down the novel in his hand and became serious, "Have you hit a ghost?"
"Not mentioning it!" Luo Zhen's face wrinkles were like a rock formation that had been squeezed for 20 million years. "I'm fucking full, I'm over. Do you know my cousin?"
"I don't know you, what's wrong?"
"Why don't you know each other? Last time, I gave Wang Yue a birthday to me. I'll introduce it to you in the disco hall!"
"Oh... I remembered it, I seemed to have an impression... What's wrong with her?" Zhang Yicheng was really impressed by Luo Zhen's words. Luo Zhen's cousin's surname is Ou, and she is the daughter of her uncle. I forgot what she is called. She is the same class as her. It is also this year's college entrance examination. I used to celebrate a friend's birthday and met him when I went to the discotheque after dinner. Luo Zhen also introduced him, but he didn't see clearly at that time. He just remembered that he had a good figure. He was said to be average in his studies but he played the piano very well. He was preparing to take the music school. As long as he passed the major, he would be able to leave after a symbolic score of two or three hundred points in the college entrance examination.
"I went to my uncle's house yesterday, and my cousin didn't learn any messy things like Bixian or something. I insisted on trying it, saying that that thing can answer people's questions. I wanted to ask if I could pass the exam this year. I didn't understand, so I just tried it with her. The result was really weird. Later, my mother and I went home. As a result, my uncle suddenly called my house this morning and asked me what I did with my cousin last night!" Luo Zhen's eyes were covered with blood, "I said I didn't do it. Later, my uncle said that my cousin was fucking stupid!"
"Silly!" Zhang Yicheng was stunned, "What a stupid way?"
"Yicheng, tell me the truth. Is this related to our pen fairy?" Luo Zhen kept breathing heavily and did not answer Zhang Yicheng's question. "I still expect my uncle to find a school for me in the college entrance examination! Fuck him because of this, I will offend him because of this. I fuck..." Speaking of this, Luo Zhen kept grabbing his hair with his hands, and finally hit the desk with his fist, which scared everyone around Wen Gongke.
"Don't be anxious... Don't be anxious first!" Zhang Yicheng hurriedly smiled at the classmates around him, "Let's talk about it in another place first, and talk about it in another place..."
Outside the school, in the ramen restaurant.
"How did you hire a pen fairy?" Zhang Yicheng stared at Luo Zheng, while Luo Zheng kept lowering his head.
"Just hold the pen like this with your hands..." Luo Zhen began to demonstrate with chopsticks, "It's not a big deal. Not too long, the pen started to move, and as a result... there was a lot of messes on the paper. I couldn't understand anyway, so she was quite happy!"
"You can't understand?" Zhang Yicheng frowned, "You didn't ask her?"
"No, I didn't try hard when the pen was moved anyway, and I thought it was her drawing it secretly..." Luo Zhen said, "This morning, my uncle asked me what I was doing. I didn't tell the truth. After calling, I told my mother that I was playing with my sister last night, and I was messing around. As a result, my mother gave me a big mouth without saying a word, and then I went out in a hurry. Then I realized that it seemed quite serious! Yicheng, tell the truth, my sister is stupid. Does it have anything to do with that thing?"
"Tell me first, why is your sister stupid?" Zhang Yicheng frowned.
"How could I know!" Luo Zhen was one million unhappy, "Just say that on the phone, how could I know what kind of virtue?"
"Have she played before?" Zhang Yicheng continued to ask.
"I don't know!" Luo Zhen spread his hands, "but she didn't seem to understand much yesterday. She called and asked when she was playing. I think she probably hadn't played much before."
"No..." Zhang Yicheng frowned. In theory, although the Bixian thing is indeed dangerous, the chance of being hit is relatively low. Even if something happens, he often plays it. If he plays too frequently and his body is weak, he may get hit. In his impression, Luo Zhen's cousin should be quite healthy in terms of body figure. Luo Zhen's body should be quite healthy, and Luo Zhen in front of him is not only a boy, but also has a strong body bone. There are few cases where two healthy people talk directly when they play Penxian for the first time. "Last time I met your sister, I felt that her body bones were quite strong. I would still play with you a rough man. In theory, it shouldn't be too big..."
"Yes..." Luo Zhen kept calling for justice, although he didn't know what kind of thing had intrinsic connection with men and men, "Aren't I okay... I suspect it might be because of a broken heart or something..., my mom's shit helmet tucked my head..."
"Impossible..." Zhang Yicheng waved his hand, "I tell you, the stupidity of a broken heart and the stupidity of a broken heart are completely different concepts. Your uncle cannot treat a broken heart as a broken heart, right? If you can call you, it means that this is not simple!"
"Oh, fuck, don't irritate me..." After hearing what Zhang Yicheng said, Luo Zhenhan immediately came down, "Hey? By the way, I'm hitting a ghost... Bi Xian is an immortal. If she hits a ghost, it should be nothing to do with this matter, right?"
"That thing, the one you invited was not an immortal, basically they are all ghosts!" Zhang Yicheng smiled bitterly...
According to Zhang Yicheng, ghosts may exist anytime and anywhere. In most cases, the things invited by Bixian are some ghosts and monsters cruising around, but there is also a certain chance of inviting heavyweight buddies. If it is really as Luo Zhen said, his cousin is rushed by something, then it will probably be annoyed by some nB characters.
"Ghost!" Luo Zhen's expression was so exaggerated, his eyes glaring like walnuts, "Fuck! Can you think of a solution? Yicheng, my brother, I'll ask you this time, or help contact a capable person, I'll pay the money!"
"Don't mention the money..." Zhang Yicheng waved his hand, "I can handle this matter, but you have to do two things first. First, let me see the piece of paper you drew last night, and second, let me meet your sister!"
"You..." Luo Zhen seemed to have no trust in Zhang Yicheng, but there was no way. Just by himself, the only savior that can be found at present is Zhang Yicheng. Even if he doesn't believe it, he can't bring it out. "I said, buddy, that's my sister! Take it easy!"
"Nonsense! I remember that I had made all the things that were so many times better than that thing. I told you that you didn't believe it... Do you believe it now?" Zhang Yicheng snorted coldly, "The key point is that you have to let me see your sister! If you can't see her, no matter how capable she is, it will be useless..." Zhang Yicheng also understood that something happened just now. As the main person involved, it would be difficult to take outsiders to see his stupid cousin.
"I... try!" Luo Zhen nodded, took out his mobile phone and started calling on the spot, which caused the entire ramen restaurant to look back... At that time, mobile phones were definitely a symbol of identity and status. Students who use mobile phones, no matter what brand of mobile phones, would be directly characterized as playboys.
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explain*:
*Red Alert: The abbreviation of the early LAN real-time strategy game "Red Alert", released by Westwood Studio in 1994, is one of the most popular LAN battle games in the 1990s.
*Minyuan Stadium: The oldest stadium in Tianjin. It was built in 1925 and was funded by the British Concession Bureau at that time. Before the completion of the TEDA Football Stadium in 2004, it was once the home stadium of the Tianjin team.
Chapter completed!