Chapter 260 Qin Geyue guessed the mysterious yellow of heaven and earth. Le asked the ancients for nine dishes and one soup

Although Qin Ba was not very smart, this man had an advantage, he was obedient. He remembered what Le Xianggu told him, "Only give things to those who are gray-clothed, not those who are green-clothed." He didn't even look at the green-clad general with a purple face. He took a few steps and walked to the gray-clothed army behind the green-clothed army formation, shaking the cloth trick in his hand hard.

The gray-clothed one was the Polu Army. They saw that the fool could tell which was the eldest wife and the second wife, and they couldn't help but feel very happy. Several lieutenants laughed and said, "Big man, what are you looking for grandpa?"

The big man pointed at his mouth and whined for a while, unable to say a word, but it turned out to be a mute.

The deputy captain of the Polu Army laughed and scolded: "His grandma, is there no one inside? Let the mute come out and embarrass you."

But the big man turned the cloth in his hand, revealing a few big words on the back: 'Son of the Village Chief', and suddenly laughed and bowed, "I respectfully..."

At this time, the news also reached the Central Army. Li Kejian was bored and asked his subordinates to bring the stupid big man over when he heard the news.

After a while, Qin Ba was taken to the little lieutenant. Li Kejian also laughed and said with a smile: "Doll, what are your elders sending you to do? Is it just to bring food to grandpas?" No one can stand up for such a clown-like figure and can't show his face. This is also the reason why Le Buyi sent him down the mountain instead of Qin Xuanqi.

Qin Ba shook his head vigorously and took out a wrinkled envelope from his arms. Seeing that the letter paper was not rubbed like a quilt, he smiled embarrassedly and grabbed the envelope under his armpit and stroked it hard. Then he handed it to Li Kejian's personal soldiers with both hands.

The personal soldier carried the letter with a strong sweaty smell on his fingertips and wanted to hand it to the young general, but Li Kejian glared at him and said sternly: "Remember!"

The personal soldiers secretly called unlucky, so they had to tear open the envelope reluctantly, take out the letter inside and shake it, and then recite aloud: "Old people outside the mountain: I kowtow to you. I am the village chief of Jingshan Village, and we are villagers of Jingshan Village. We have suffered disasters these days. First, we were robbed by the horses, and then we were arrested by the government army as strong men, asking us to help them repair the barracks. We thought that the farming farming in autumn is slack, so we just made a living, so we passed away. Who would have thought that the government troops ran away yesterday afternoon? We were thinking that the life of this dog was over, but who would have thought that all the adults surrounded us again? Tell me, have we touched the bad luck of any land?"

After reading this, the personal soldiers secretly stole the little marquis. He still listened with a smile, and then continued to recite with confidence: "We have figured it out. This place is not something we can do with such hardships as us, so we want to move. We will give all the military rations left by the government army, plus the local products in our village, to the adults. Please give you a chance. We have few things in our poor family, and there are more than 3,000 people in the village. We will be moved in one day at most. Please, we kowtow to you."

"Are you finished reading?" Li Kejian asked slowly when he heard his personal soldiers stop talking.

The personal soldiers quickly took another look and whispered: "There is also signature: the village chief of Jingshan Village and his villagers."

After hearing this, Li Kejian asked with a smile: "Don't you produce anything else in your village except those who eat and drink?" He was afraid that he wouldn't hear it, so he stretched out his right hand and rubbed it with three fingers, making a move to order treasure money.

Qin Ba scratched his head and took out a dirty rag bag from his arms with great distress. The personal soldiers took it and spread it out. It was filled with broken silver, broken copper coins, and the like, at most eight or nine taels. The young marquis suddenly felt bored when he saw it, and waved his hand and said, "You guys are divided to drink."

After hearing this, the personal soldiers laughed and said, "The Great Marshal is generous!" Then they poured the silver coins into their arms, and then threw the rag head back to Qin Ba. Qin Ba took the head of the cloth silly and looked at Li Kejian sitting in the middle with an innocent look on his face.

What fun can a fool have? After the initial freshness, the young lieutenant gradually felt bored and waved his hand to let him go. However, he heard a clear shout outside the tent and said, "Let's wait!" Li Kejian looked in the sound unhappily, and saw Captain Luo coming in from outside with a pale face, bowing and saying in a deep voice: "General, wait for the humble official to ask him a few questions."

The personal soldiers took Qin Ba's money and felt that they were obliged to say good things for him, so they leaned in the ear of the young master and muttered softly: "It must be that the big man came straight over and ignored him, and they were annoyed." Li Kejian nodded with a smile and said kindly: "As the saying goes, 'Ten deaf and nine mutes', in other words, nine mutes are all deaf. Lord Luo asked him what's the use? Let's let him go back. Let's rest for the time being today and go straight into the camp tomorrow."

Captain Luo smiled with a humble face and said, "In front of his timid, he put down the car and ran back, leaving only him. So he could only make do with it. Fortunately, Bei Zhi knew some deaf and dumb gestures, and it didn't take much time to let him go back after it was over." Li Kejian immediately became interested and said, "I didn't expect that Luo Zhuangyuan is still a versatile talent, and I will wait and see."

Captain Luo nodded and turned to the yellow giant man. He pointed to the mountain with one finger, stretched out four fingers with the other to make a pony move forward, and then looked at him calmly and waited for his reply.

Qin Ba scratched his head, thought for a while before he realized, and then put his two big hands like palm fan in front of his chest and digged in a few times.

Captain Luo glared at him and pointed at Qin Ba's face.

Qin Ba looked at it, smiled and stretched out nine fingers first, then stretched out one finger to gesture.

Captain Luo's face changed and pointed at his chest again.

Qin Ba smiled indifferently, stretched out his big hand and waved it hard, and then patted his butt hard.

Captain Luo finally sighed and waved his hand to signal that he could leave.

Qin Ba nodded with a smile, then grinned at the little marquis sitting upwards. Seeing him nodding, he saluted and turned around and ran away with a rumbling sound.

As soon as he left, Li Kejian asked impatiently: "Master Luo, tell me, what are you talking about just now? This handsome man looks quite interesting."

Captain Luo said seriously: "General, there are all strong men on the mountain. Let's leave a glimmer of hope for those good men of the Qin Dynasty."

Li Kejian waved his hand patiently and urged: "I originally planned to let them go, talk quickly."

Captain Luo then began to tell the mystery of the two of them just now, and said helplessly: "I will ask him first, what will happen if we rush up directly?"

"How did he answer?" Li Kejian asked with interest.

"He said they dug a lot of traps, and they are not afraid of us rushing up."

"What did you say again?" Li Kejian asked.

Captain Luo sighed and said, "I pointed at his face and glared and said, 'We have to rush forward!'"

"What did he say?"

"He said we will definitely be 'a life-threatening death'." Captain Luo said depressedly.

Li Kejian narrowed his eyes and said, "What a courage!"

Captain Luo nodded and said in a deep voice: "Bizhi pointed to his chest, which means that he is so bold."

"How did he answer?" General Li asked in detail.

A look of admiration appeared on Captain Luo's face and sighed: "His answer is very tough."

"I remember he waved his hand first," General Li recalled.

"That means to put life and death aside," explained Captain Luo.

"Then what about him slap his butt?"

"It means: If we want to fight, he will sit on the mountain and wait, and it will never be vague." Captain Luo said with a regretful look: "This person is very arrogant. If he was not deaf and mute, Bei Zhi really wanted to keep him as a pioneer general."

The young wise man sneered in his heart, "If he is not deaf or dumb, I will stay, and there is no share in you." The two of them sighed again, and then they ordered the soldiers to return to the camp to rest, to guard against the fifth prince's surprise attack from behind, and then began to drink and have fun, waiting to go up the mountain the next day.

Two flowers bloomed, each with one branch. Besides, Qin Ba, who shook the commander of the two armies, spread his long legs and ran back to the Jingshan Village. When he saw Le Buyi standing in front of the gate to greet him with a smile, he couldn't help but grin and said, "Old Bu, I'm back, I want to have a meal!"

Le Buyi said with a stern face when she heard this: "You guys, you repeatedly told you not to spit out the walnuts in your mouth. Why don't you listen?" He said, "Don't want to eat!"

Qin Ba was stunned when he heard this. His mouth was opened, and his tongue was shaking hard, and he found that there was nothing in his mouth. He unwilling to put his hand into his mouth and touched it. He didn't find anything special except his tongue and teeth.

Then he said with a grievance and cautious look: "I must have swallowed it accidentally."

Le Buyi held back his smile and said, "Your throat is thick enough, and you are not afraid of your tongue falling in."

Qin Ba scratched his neck hard and said depressedly: "There is no way, who made me scream loudly?" He said with a flattering look on his face: "But I have never spoken a word of it, so just let me have a meal."

Le Buyi turned around and walked into the village, and said with a stern face: "You talk about what you have done after going there. If there is really nothing wrong, then you will talk about it."

When Qin Ba saw that there was a door, he became excited and followed Le Buyi happily, telling his words and deeds just now in the enemy camp.

Le Buyi listened quietly until Qin Ba said that a green general stopped him and wanted to ask him, and then asked in a low voice: "Aren't you pretending to be mute? How do you answer him?"

"Game!" Qin Ba said with a natural look on his face.

Le Buyi became interested and stopped and smiled, "How did you gesture?"

Qin Ba first learned the first move of Captain Luo and gestured loudly, "He asked me, what are you doing after you run back?"

Le Buyi asked with a smile: "How did you answer?"

Qin Ba stretched out his hands and dug into his arms a few times, saying a rough voice: "I tell him: 'What else can I do? Just take the rice quickly.'" As he said that, he still begged to look at Le Buyi.

Le Buyi was almost laughing in his heart, and he held Qin Ba's arm and said tremblingly: "What did he say?"

Qin Ba bit his right index finger and recalled for a while. Weng Sheng said, "He pointed to my mouth and asked me what I would eat when I came back."

"What did you say?" Le Buyi asked with a smile.

"Whatever you have, you can say, nine dishes and one soup!" Qin Ba said with a happy look on his face: "Old Bu, I've praised Haikou. You can't let me be laughed at."

Le Buyi nodded tremblingly and said with a hilarious smile: "So, let's go and eat your 'nine dishes and one soup' after that."

Qin Ba nodded overjoyed and said loudly: "He pointed at my stomach again and asked me if I could eat those nine dishes and one soup."

"How did you answer?" Le Buyi finally held back his smile.

Qin Ba said with disdain, "I waved my hand and told him that it's no problem. He patted his butt, and told him, 'Can I eat it, nothing to do you? Don't expect me to share with you.'" He said excitedly, "Where is my nine dishes and one soup? I'm going to eat it."

Le Buyi sat on the big stone by the road with a smile, pointed to a large porcelain bowl on the stone behind him, and joked: "It's there."

Qin Ba looked at the large porcelain bowl covered with a lid with a suspicion, and said unbelievablely: "How can nine dishes and one soup be so small? Lao Bu, aren't you lying to me?"

I only heard Le Buyi say seriously: "It's really nine dishes and one soup, I'm lying to you as a puppy."

Qin Ba then walked forward skeptically, lifted the lid and saw that it was a bowl of hot soup with some green fine vegetable leaves floating on it. Holding the bowl of soup, Qin Ba asked in confusion: "Is this only one soup? Where are the nine dishes?"

Le Buyi pointed to the vegetable leaves in the bowl and smiled a little, "Here, what do you think this is?"

"Liche! Liche... Jiucai... You play with me, I won't play with you anymore." Qin Ba said suddenly, and threw the big porcelain bowl away, turning around and running away. However, he was pulled by Le Buyi and could not break free.

Qin Ba was afraid of dodging him, so he stopped and listened to him explaining: "Ba, why is it so ugly? Let me give you a word, called...Ge Yue, Ge Yue, brother, I'm not trying to tease you, that nine dishes and one soup will definitely be fulfilled, but now everyone is busy, even the eight or nine-year-old children are going to help bulldoze, and there is no time to make it for you. I can wait before making it, okay?"

Although Qin Ba was a clumsy person, he was still sensible. He heard this and said, "Then you can just say it, why do you want to fool me? I can't even drink leek soup."

"That won't be," Le Buyi smiled, and said in a magical way, he brought the big porcelain bowl that Qin Ba threw away to him again, took out two more steamed buns and said, "Just eat this bowl of soup, hurry up and bulldoze, you can take three whole labor."

Qin Ba took the steamed buns and porcelain bowls, glanced at Le Buyi, and Weng Sheng reminded: "You still owe me nine dishes, don't forget it, don't think of becoming a leek!" Le Buyi nodded with laughter.

Here we have lunch here, and then there is much more abundant in the camp of the Polu Army at the foot of the mountain. Although the Xiao Taiwei is a petty man, he is from everyone, so he will not deprive his subordinates of food and drink. First, let his subordinates check the food sent from the mountain to see if there are any poisons. After getting a non-toxic answer, he ordered the chef to stir-fry and stew meat to improve the food for his subordinates. The soldiers naturally cheered and their disgust towards the Xiao Taiwei was slightly reduced.

Li Kejian also asked someone to pack up a truck of rotten vegetables and put them in the cart, and sent them to the Yingyang Army stationed beside him. Although the Yingyang Army soldiers had long been possessed, they saw that the Polu Army was like begging for food, and refused to appreciate it. They beat the food delivery meal and drove out.

Li Kejian knew about this and said angrily: "I am originally filial to our Polu Army. I was kind enough to give them some, but I was treated as a donkey's liver and lungs." The confidants under his command also cursed: "I really can't raise my stepmother like a stepmother."

What is the fastest in this world? The fastest message is transmitted. In a short while, Ying Yangjun heard the news, and was naturally furious. If it weren't for the strict military discipline of the imperial guards, they would have to immediately withdraw the camp and leave. In the end, although reason defeated the impulse and failed to leave, they closed the camp gate and saw nothing.

When the Polu Army saw Yingyang Army closed the door, they closed the camp gate without being outdone and feasted. The aroma of food, wine and meat passed through the camp wall and floated to the Yingyang Army, adding fuel to the fire. Captain Luo turned back to the tent with a blue face and covered his head and fell asleep. The two armies were so angry that they ignored each other, and did not mention whether to attack. They were either comfortable or angrily asleep and nap.

Before we knew it, it was dark again. After dinner, the young lieutenant wanted to sleep but couldn't fall asleep. So he pulled several military lieutenants to drink and have fun. While drinking, the time was gone.
Chapter completed!