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Chapter 5 Why I am so handsome

"What did you say?"

The third aunt stared at Da Zhuang and picked up the air in front of her, "My baby is right here, are you blind?"

Da Zhuang blinked, his eyelids were covered with pimples that were about to burst.

After a moment, he slowly said: "Where did the baby come from? Why didn't I see it?"

The third aunt stiffened, and then her body trembled slightly: "Dazhuang, you are really blind. My baby can kick shuttlecock, and you actually say you can't see it?"

She looked at the short-haired girl, "Chou slave, do you think Da Zhuang is blind?"

The ugly slave chuckled and said nothing.

The third aunt turned her neck violently, stared at Li Kui and asked: "Er Gouzi, you like my baby the most, right?"

Li Kui lowered his head slightly, held his breath, and looked sideways.

Then I saw the eyes on Third Aunt's face getting bigger and bigger, protruding from their sockets, bloodshot eyes bursting out, and lines of blood flowed down, and soon her face was covered with blood.

But Da Zhuang seemed not to have seen this scene, and continued: "Third Aunt, you don't have children, you never have. People in the village say that either you can't do it or Third Uncle can't do it, and you two can't have children.

"

"Big! Strong!"

The third aunt's angry voice sounded like it was coming from hell, "You loser! You ugly pimple-faced monster! How dare you ignore my baby? You deserve the pimples on your face!"

"Watch your dog eyes and see clearly, my baby is right here, right here!"

The third aunt raised a ball of air high and walked towards Da Zhuang step by step.

Da Zhuang raised his head and raised his face, his expression gradually distorted, and the fans on his face exploded one after another.

Puff puff……

White ichor splashed out and fell to the ground, making a hissing sound, and the vegetation withered quickly as if it had been corroded.

"acne!"

"acne!"

“Damn acne!”

Da Zhuang roared and roared: "Why am I so handsome, but my face is full of acne?"

He glared at his third aunt, "Why do you, a crazy woman, have such good skin? Come on, come on, switch with me, give me your skin."

Da Zhuang said, becoming more and more angry, and then rushed towards the third aunt, and the acne on his body exploded like countless bubbles.

He punched the third aunt.

"Ah, don't hit my baby." The third aunt quickly retracted her arms, held the ball of air in her arms, and protected it firmly.

Almost at the same time, her hair swept forward crazily, tightly wrapping around Da Zhuang.

Da Zhuang's fist was forced to stop, and his whole body was tangled in long hair and wrapped into a cocoon.

As soon as his hair was tightened, the pimples on Da Zhuang's body were popped one by one, and the white thorns were squeezed out.

"Crazy woman, don't strangle me, ah ah, you've popped your pimples." Da Zhuang shouted.

Third Aunt: "If I tell you to ignore my baby, I will strangle you to death. I will strangle you to death."

Da Zhuang: "Don't squeeze my pimples, ah ah, this pimple has been squeezed out, and that pimple has also been squeezed out."

In this situation, Li Kui used his extremely sore legs to back away little by little.

The ugly slave stood there with his hands behind his back, giggling non-stop, his smile as bright as a rose.

After a while.

Da Zhuang was still shouting: "Wow, it feels so good to squeeze the pimples. Keep squeezing, squeeze them all out."

Third Aunt: "I'm squeezing! I'm squeezing! I'm squeezing you to death!"

Li Kui climbed over the fence, returned to his home, closed the door, and lay down on the bed, too tired to move.

“So cool!”

"continue!"

"Squeeze one more!"

Next door, Da Zhuang's excited shouts came one after another, mixed with the resentful and shrill screams of the third aunt.

Li Kui fell into a deep sleep in extreme sleepiness.

I don't know how much time passed before he woke up, but there was still pain everywhere in his body and it was extremely uncomfortable.

He endured the pain, pushed the door open and went out to start cooking.

Suddenly I looked up and saw the third aunt and a majestic figure sitting under the eaves in the fenced yard next door. The two of them were leaning against each other, as close as glue to each other.

"Dazhuang, look, the baby is asleep." The third aunt looked at her arms with gentle eyes full of deep maternal love.

Da Zhuang lowered his head, looked at the third aunt's arms, and said with a smile: "It's our baby who fell asleep."

Li Kui looked away expressionlessly and quietly prepared the meal. He ate with all his strength until his belly almost burst.





"finally!"

In the room, Li Kui sat on the bed and looked down at the hexagonal container on his chest. The blue liquid inside was already full.

This time, he still chose to improve the [Life] attribute.

As soon as the thought flashed, scalding heat was released from the chest, rushing to every corner of the body, washing over the limbs and bones.

Li Kui felt that his body was very hot, and he was sweating. The pain in his body was gradually relieved, and he felt an electric shock-like sensation throughout his body.

The feeling is indescribable, just like when you are in a hot spring and a beautiful woman is massaging you with just the right amount of force.

This process lasted for more than three minutes and then slowly ended.

But Li Kui could no longer feel any pain in his body, and his whole body felt comfortable.

He touched the upper left corner of the hexagon with his hand.

【Life:6】

[Health status: stunted development, no diseases yet]

"Great, all the roundworms have been eliminated, and the health value has increased by 1 point."

Li Kui let out a long breath, feeling indescribable joy in his heart.

A healthy body is the source of a happy life. Now he is back on the starting line and can sprint towards the peak of life.

"After eating the fish, I have to go collect some ingredients and bring them back."

Li Kui listened to the noise next door and vaguely heard someone snoring loudly.

He picked up the bamboo basket and went out with the sickle, carefully observing every thatched house.

"Cluck, cluck!"

Happy laughter came from not far away.

A girl with short hair jumped out of a small fenced courtyard.

She was holding something in her hand, and blood was dripping from it.

In that small courtyard, someone was sending the short-haired girl out.

"Mom, thank you for the tofu."

The ugly slave took the piece of bloody "tofu" and smiled sweetly at a woman.

There was a blood line on the woman's forehead. When she walked, the blood line opened and closed, causing half of her head to sway.

"You're welcome, ugly slave."

The woman smiled foolishly, "If you like tofu, come and sit here often. I still have a lot of tofu."

She raised her hand to hold her forehead, straightening her crooked head.

Li Kui passed by with his head down, turning a blind eye.

"Brother Ergou, do you want to eat tofu?"

The ugly slave followed up, holding up the white and bloody thing in his hand, "The tofu made by aunt is delicious, can I give you half of it?"

Li Kui said expressionlessly: "I won't eat."

"Really don't want to eat it? Smell it, it's delicious." The ugly slave followed reluctantly.

Li Kui said coldly: "You can eat it yourself."

He quickened his pace and got rid of the short-haired girl.
Chapter completed!
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