only……

Li Kui looked closely and saw that he had seen this scholar.

Last night, this person was quacking and studying in the middle of the night, which was very noisy. Not only did he wake Li Kui up, but he almost couldn't sleep.

"Hey, brother, it's you. I didn't expect that we will meet again. Fortunately, I will be lucky."

The scholar smiled tenderly and was polite.

Li Kui looked at the young man studying and said with his hands behind his back: "What are you doing?"

The young man who reads a gentle smiled and said, "I am a scholar. I have traveled thousands of books and thousands of miles."

Li Kui raised his eyebrows and said, "Oh, it seems you understand a lot of truths."

The young man in the study laughed and said, "Brother, I have been awarded the award. This world has endless secrets, vast and endless learning. I just have a glimpse of the leopard and know a little bit."

Li Kui Dandan said: "That's amazing, what do you know?"

The young man in school said the opposite: "It depends on what you ask me?"

Li Kuiluomo asked, "Why does the moon in the sky turn red, and what is the red moon?"

The young man who read the book spread his hands and said, "Brother, I have just read a book and walked this way. How could I know what happened in heaven?"

Li Kui said speechlessly: "Okay, since you say that, you must know what happened in the dungeon?"

The young man nodded and said, "What happened here can be said. For example, now that everyone is affected by the Red Moon, almost everyone has become a little abnormal, including myself."

Li Kui laughed in silence and said, "You look pretty normal."

The young man from studying shook his head and said, "Brother, I don't know anything. I actually have social phobia and like to squat at home. But now I wander around and chat with people. I feel like I'm suffering from social awesomeness."

Li Kui said: "The key to being a person is to have self-knowledge. Under the red moon, it is really rare that you can perform like this."

The young man who studied was overjoyed and said, "Brother, he is a wise person, and he is really my confidant. Oh, by the way, there is a teahouse in front of him. I heard that the tea trees planted by the teahouse owner turned golden in color, and the tea water brewed was also golden in color, but the taste was endless. Do you want to have a cup to taste?"

“Golden tea tree!”

Li Kui raised his eyebrows and nodded, "Isn't it a pity that I won't look at such a spectacle?"

"Haha, very much!"

The young man nodded repeatedly, reached out to make a call, and then led the way.

Li Kui followed suit.

After walking for a while, Li Kui found that the young man who studied was in the thick fog where he could not see his fingers, and he was familiar with the road. Every time he encountered a fork in the road, he would turn a corner in advance.

A teahouse appeared in front of Li Kui.

Li Kui looked at this two-story building. The first floor was crowded, but the second floor was empty.

The young man who studied walked in first, chatted with the waiter for a few words, and turned around and came back.

He smiled at Li Kui and said, "The situation is not right. The tea boss seems to be crazy. It is not easy to drink his golden tea."

Li Kui asked, "Why is something wrong?"

The young man from study replied: "The tea boss is on the second floor. Only after his permission can the guests who climb to the second floor drink his golden tea."

Li Kui was not surprised by this and asked, "What kind of guests can climb to the second floor?"

Young man reading: "It's very simple. You have to tell a story to the tea boss. If you make him laugh, you can go up to the second floor."

Telling jokes?

Li Kui said speechlessly: "This doesn't seem to be a difficult task, but I have an easier way."

He leaped his feet a little, rushed up on the spot, and jumped to the second floor.

The moment his feet landed on the ground, Li Kui was stunned. For some reason, he actually returned to the origin.

The young man who studied covered his mouth and smiled: "Brother, there are many warriors here, but no one can force himself to reach the second floor."

Li Kui understood and nodded, "It seems that we must tell the tea boss a particularly good joke."

“That’s exactly that.”

The young man who read the book turned around and walked towards the stairs, there was a middle-aged man with a long beard, wearing a brocade robe, a big "tea" embroidered on his chest, and his face was expressionless.

At this time, a man walked up and told a joke:

"Once upon a time, there was a young man named Ah Dai. He liked a girl, and the girl liked him too.

According to local customs, as long as a girl throws a flower at the man she likes, the two can get married.

On the day of the marriage, everyone asked Ah Dai, what was the injury on your head?

Guess how Ah Dai answered, he said, my girlfriend forgot to take the flowers out of the pot."

As soon as the words were finished, many people couldn't help laughing.

However, the tea boss was still expressionless and was not amused at all.

The person who told the joke was a little dissatisfied and said angrily: "Everyone has a different joke. What kind of joke do you like?"

The tea boss said slowly, "I'll give you some tips. I like the male protagonist of a cool article. I can't have a plot of abuse, but his life is just a huge joke in the end."

Everyone saw this request and looked at each other.

"What is the male protagonist of the cool story? He is nothing more than being awesome from the beginning, pretending to be slapping the face, flirting with girls all the way, and finally hitting all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens and reaching the peak of life."

"This kind of joke is not easy to tell!"

Everyone thought hard for a long time, but no one could come up with a good joke.

"I'll try it." The young man from studying stood up and stood in front of the tea boss, polite.

The tea boss showed a look of expectation on his face.

A young man who read a dry coughed and said, "Once upon a time, there was a bed bug. It lived on the beam of a school. Every day, the teacher reads the sages. One day, the red moon came. It suddenly understood some truths and changed into humans. Wearing Confucian clothes, he held the ceremony of apprenticeship to the teacher.

This bedbug is full of talent and has a perfect expression, which has attracted countless people to bow down and made many beauties admire him.

But the teacher has already learned the truth and warned the bedbugs that you must never let anyone know your true identity, otherwise you will be wiped out.

The bedbug became cautious because of this. One day, he and his beloved woman finally became a good thing and entered the bridal chamber.

But he accidentally showed his true form in his sleep. The next morning, the woman woke up and did not see her husband. She only saw a bed bug. She picked up her shoes and patted her to death. "

The joke is over.

The whole hall was silent and no one laughed.

The tea boss twisted his beard and said, "It's a pity that it's a little short of heat."

The young man in school laughed and suddenly fell to the ground and disappeared.

Everyone was shocked, and after a while, they saw a bed bug running out of their clothes.

The maid who poured the tea happened to come out of the inner room. She didn't hear the joke, but was startled by the bed bug and accidentally stepped on the bed bug.

There was a thunderous sound.

The whole world became quiet and everyone was stunned.

The tea-poured maid raised her feet and rubbed her soles disgustedly.

Everyone was shocked by this situation.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The tea boss suddenly clapped his hands and laughed, and said, "This is such a big joke."

Li Kui was speechless, sighed, walked forward and said, "I want to try it too."

The tea boss looked upright and said, "Please speak."

Li Kui said slowly: "On a magical continent, a useless boy was abused again. He was not only bullied, but also broke off the engagement, becoming a laughing stock.

He gritted his teeth and roared, "Thirty years after Hedong and thirty years after Hexi, don't bully the young man's poor."

Then he got a treasure, which looked like a handkerchief and was shining with golden light. It was called "Linglong Brocade Handkerchief", which was a peerless treasure that countless people fought for.

This exquisite brocade handkerchief is extremely magical, emitting a strange fragrance. When you smell it, your skills will surge. When you lick it, you will wash your essence and remove your marrow, and your talent will surge.

With his exquisite brocade handwriting, the young man went from being useless to becoming a genius, punching his enemies and kicking the powerful and powerful. From then on, he was unstoppable. He lie drunk on the knees of a beautiful woman and wakes up the power of the world.

Three years later, he went from being silent and famous all over the world, with invincible strength, and even reached the highest level of breaking through the boundaries and ascending, better than countless thousand-year-old monsters.

Then he successfully ascended. After reaching the heavens, the magical effect of Linglong Jinpao has become very small and has become a useless thing.

One day, the Daluo Golden Immortal celebrated his birthday and invited countless celebrities to attend the birthday banquet. The young man was among them. He thought about it and presented the Linglong brocade handkerchief as a gift.

After seeing Linglong brocade handkerchief, the housekeeper of Daluo Jinxian called the boy over and asked him where this thing came from?

The boy answered seriously that the Linglong brocade handkerchief was the number one treasure in his world and contained countless secrets.

After hearing this, the housekeeper took the boy to a place, which turned out to be a thatched cottage.

By chance, Daluo Jinxian was shitting.

The boy suddenly discovered that there was a stack of exquisite brocade handkerchiefs beside the Daluo Jinxian, which was suspected to be toilet paper used to wipe his butt.

The next moment, Daluo Jinxian really picked up the Linglong Jinpao and wiped his butt. After wiping it, he threw it at the human world."
Chapter completed!