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Chapter 56: Are you fucking pretending?(1/2)

After entering this Taoist temple.

The two demons were quickly shocked by the situation of the hundred demons climbing the mountain.

The jackal demon clapped his hands: "The mountain god has accumulated many blessings and has noble moral character. I admire him."

"but...."

"Why do these little demons look like they've been injured, and why is there even a bird spirit that has its fur stripped off?"

"Perhaps I encountered a gangster on the way to this mountain."

The withered demon was extremely shameless and said: "I don't know who could have done it to be so cruel."

Li Ling:...

Feeling offended.

The mountain god shook his head: "It's okay, we'll find out when they come up and ask."

Whether they wanted to show their sincerity or for other reasons, these monsters climbed the mountain very slowly, and it was almost sunset before they finally reached the gate.

Came to this mountain.

The next step is to give congratulatory gifts.

The two demons stood aside and watched. They were also a little curious about how many good things this mountain god could collect.

A rabbit demon was forced to step forward. Faced with the gaze, he hesitated for a long time, and finally took out a carrot: "This spiritual carrot was found by a junior in a mountain range. It is extremely rare and has a good flavor..."

Mountain God:...

"Haha, I'm interested."

After putting away the things, the mountain god frowned slightly and continued to look at the second spirit that came up.

"This wild ginseng was encountered by chance in a mountain range when I was little. When I first encountered it, this wild ginseng used its tentacles as legs and tried to escape. It was extremely miraculous. I specially gave it to the mountain god on this trip."

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The other party took out a wilted rotten ginseng.

The two big demons almost couldn't hold back their laughter when they saw this, and quickly turned their heads and took a deep breath.

The mountain god's eyelids twitched, his skin became more and more bulging, and he no longer had a good tone: "Go in."

It originally thought that one carrot and one piece of rotten ginseng for the two little demons in front of it was already the limit.

But the mountain god didn't think of it.

The further back you go.

Each one appearing is more important than the last.

All kinds of weird and weird things were presented as gifts.

Stones picked up from the river, leaves picked from trees, loess dug from the mountains, and even a few ruthless people cut off part of their own essence and gave it as a gift to the mountain god.

When they got to the back, the mountain god waved his hand, called someone to come over and receive the gift, and then went back to continue refining the medicine.

actually.

These little monsters don't want this either.

They had spent a long time carefully collecting things, just waiting to present them as gifts today.

But no one thought of it.

In the last period of time on this mountain.

There's an animal that ran out of nowhere, and it's doing something dirty and beating the sap!

Forget it for one night.

This beast banged the stick for two whole fucking nights!

Not to mention all the monsters on the mountain, at least 90% were knocked unconscious.

Just knock him out.

The most beastly thing about this guy is...

After knocking him unconscious, he even searched his body! All the things he worked so hard to collect and were supposed to be given to the mountain god were taken away by this damn guy!

"It's not enough to take away the things, they also have to take away the valuable parts of the spirit!"

"Someone's horns were broken off, someone's turtle shell was ripped off, and even..."

"This beast didn't even leave a hair on my head!!"

Look within.

The stripped bird spirit told his tragic experience in tears, and the deer medicine turtle demon behind him also shed tears uncontrollably.

Come to this mountain for a trip.

The gifts I had prepared were gone, my head was swollen due to knocks, and even the hair of a horse was picked off after I stepped on it!

Listen to this cry.

Even the mountain god couldn't help but be a little shocked.

This behavior is no less generous than his own, but there are still such beasts?

"mean!"

"How despicable!"

Hearing these weird accusations, Li Ling couldn't help but curse.

There is such a person who is not a son of man!

hiss...

wrong.

It seems like he did it himself.

That's okay.

The bird spirit on the side was moved by his ability to empathize: "This guy is kind-hearted, but that guy has taken so many things and should be far away now..."

The mountain god is already furious. This happened to his own land. What is the difference between this and a slap in the face?

"Don't panic. After the birthday banquet, I will go check this matter myself."

It said, pointing to the firewood shed: "I have prepared the ingredients. Please take a rest in the temple for a while. The birthday banquet will be held."

Finished speaking.

The hundreds of monsters gathered in the courtyard returned to their rooms. Fortunately, the building was big enough, otherwise it wouldn't be able to hold so many.

Li Ling returned to the room, and Xiao Yu was lying on the bed boredly, reading a book, with her feet raised high, swinging back and forth.

"Master, when will the birthday banquet be held?"

Li Ling estimated the time: "There are still an hour or two, it's almost over."

Xiao Yu put down the book and then asked: "Is the mountain god planning to choose a boy to sit down at the birthday banquet..."

"I don't know why, I was a little scared when I saw it..."

Li Ling touched the other person's head: "Don't be afraid, just keep reading."

Remaining time.

He sat in his seat, quietly closing his eyes and concentrating.

I don't know how much time has passed.

Accompanied by a bell.

The monsters all walked out of the room and worshiped the mountain god: "I wish the mountain god a happy birthday!"

“Wish the mountain god a happy birthday!!”

Waves of sound piled up one after another, like heavy waves, which hurt the ears of those who listened.

Li Ling walked out of the room and saw that an extremely long table had been placed in the courtyard.

There is a dazzling array of meals on the table, which are fragrant and whet your appetite, and are decorated with various exotic fruits.

The mountain god sat at the front, holding a glass of monkey wine, with a kind face: "Today is my 200th birthday. Thank you all for coming to celebrate my birthday. I would like to propose a toast first."

After saying this, it drank the wine in one gulp. At the same time, all the demons followed behind and drank up the wine in their glasses.

"I know that everyone coming here to wish me a happy birthday is one thing, but... you are also here for something else."

The mountain god said, pointing to the burning alchemy cauldron with a whisk in his hand: "This elixir has been refined for forty-nine days, and it just comes out today!"

It swept away the dust, and its powerful breath directly lifted the top of the pill.

The innocent souls trapped in it screamed ferociously and fled in all directions. It gently exhaled a breath of gray gas, turned into a ball, wrapped all the innocent souls in it, and smelted it carefully.

After a while.
To be continued...
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