"Hey," Huo Ran laughed for a long time and felt a little tired from laughing. He lay back and leaned on his sleeping bag again and sighed, "You are really an idiot."

"Honestly," Kou Chen zipped up his zipper, found a jacket and put it on, "did you just think that I was going to jerk off to you?"

"No!" Huo Ran stared at him, "I'm a fucking normal person, I wouldn't think so outrageous!"

"Oh," Kou Chen sat next to him, "Then what do you normal people think?"

"I didn't have enough time to think about it. There was only one sentence in my mind the whole time," Huo Ran said, "What is this idiot going to do? But at the last second I guessed, I wonder if you are wearing some kind of death underwear."

Chinchilla panties and stuff like that…”

"Fuck," Kou Chen laughed, "I'm not that stupid."

"You're even more stupid when you perform a crotch-vomiting chick! What a wonderful brain circuit!" Huo Ran sighed, then thought about it and asked, "How old were you when you performed this unique trick for your father?"

"Four years old? Or five years old?" Kou Chen thought for a moment, "Anyway, it was before elementary school."

"Why did your dad hit you? For such a young child, it's normal for him to get scratched." Huo Ran turned to look at him, "It's normal for him to slap you when he sees you doing this now."

Kou Chen laughed for a long time, took the chicken keychain, and stretched it out in front of him: "Isn't it cute?"

"Get away!" Huo Ran glared at him.

"Oh, brother Ranran dislikes us." Kou Chen squeezed the chicken and hung the keychain on his backpack.

Huo Ran didn't speak, he had nothing to say.

"My dad is a very artistic person. He has dreamed of playing the piano since he was a child. He was unlucky enough to fail, so he hoped that I could help him realize his dream," Kou Chen said. "So I started playing piano when I was three years old.

Just sit in front of the piano every day..."

"You can also play the piano?" Huo Ran sat up again in shock.

Kou Chen glanced at him and waved his hand: "Why do I know how to do that stuff? I don't know how."

"You started learning when you were three years old, right?" Huo Ran was a little confused.

"I've been learning since I was one, so I have to be willing to learn," Kou Chen raised his eyebrows proudly, "No one can force me to learn something I don't want to learn. I've been so stubborn since I was three years old!"

"Then what? What does it have to do with that chick?" Huo Ran asked.

"Who said it has anything to do with that chick? I just bought the chick last year," Kou Chen glanced at him sideways, "What an IQ."

"Not as tall as you." Huo Ran nodded.

"I just didn't want to play the piano that day. I didn't want to play with even one finger, so I put a chick my sister had raised in my underwear." Kou Chen rubbed his nose, "I told my dad that the chick was biting my penis.

Now, I can’t play the piano anymore.”

"...I won't kill you." Huo Ran wanted to laugh very much, but felt that he shouldn't laugh.

This can be regarded as a tragic story of Xiao Kou Chen. A four or five-year-old child was forced to have no choice but to come up with a solution that he thought was awesome and reasonable.

But I still want to laugh.

Kou Chen sighed: "I was almost beaten to death. I was chased from the house to the yard. When I was climbing the railing, I was poked in the buttocks by a nail. I was nailed to the railing and didn't go down. My dad pulled me back.

…”

Huo Ran didn't hold back, and laughed out loud without sympathy. He quickly smiled and waved his hands: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I just couldn't help it..."

"I want to laugh too." Kou Chen also laughed.

"Is the God of Death trying to cover that nail hole?" Huo Ran asked.

"No, as for covering such a small scar with such a big picture," Kou Chen said disdainfully, "I just want to get a tattoo of the God of Death. The scar from the nail is on my buttocks. You want to..."

"No!" Huo Ran shouted in horror, "No! I don't want to read it, no need! Don't be so polite!"

"Cowardly." Kou Chen commented on him.

"Would you stop being scared if I take one look at your ass?" Huo Ran said, "What is the structure of your brain?"

"My dad said the same thing," Kou Chen smiled, but then sighed again, "That's why no one has played with me since I was a child."

"Huh?" Huo Ran was stunned.

"I was too annoying when I was a kid. I talked a lot, was pushy, and refused to be ignored," Kou Chen recalled, tilting his head. "I also had a bad personality. I beat up the neighbor's kids all over, and my parents came to trouble me.

, I also beat the parents.”

"...can you beat me?" Huo Ran asked.

"I can't beat him, but other parents didn't dare to hit me hard, like kicking, pushing, slapping, etc.," Kou Chen said, "Anyway, I beat him from elementary school to junior high school."

"Only until junior high school?" Huo Ran asked.

Kou Chen glanced at him and smiled: "My fights are different now. In the past, if you looked at me, I might slap you."

"Then you will be beaten to death by me." Huo Ran sneered.

"You can't beat me," Kou Chen said, "Really, don't argue with me."

Huo Ran recalled Kou Chen's "Fly for me" kick, and nodded: "Okay... Then you have grown up and matured, so you don't hit people all the time, do you want to hit them every other day?"

"It's my dad again. This man wears the skin of a literary young man and does the job of a butcher on a rainy night." Kou Chen looked sad and angry. "He took me to the market and found a sausage-making workshop. He showed me the super

A big meat grinder, put half a pig in it and minced meat comes out right away, have you seen it?"

"I saw it on TV," Huo Ran said, "He put you in?"

"Are you mentally retarded?" Kou Chen shouted.

"I just asked casually." Huo Ran said.

"My dad said, son, did you see that you are not half as big as a pig? If I hear someone say you are fighting again, I will put you in." Kou Chen looked solemn, "Enough to feed a family of three until the Chinese New Year.

... Let me calculate, a family of three? That really puts me in..."

Huo Ran couldn't help but almost laughed out his nose. He turned his head and laughed for a long time: "Can these words scare you?"

"Yes, I don't know why. Maybe it's too intuitive. Damn it, I felt like I could be sucked into the machine when I was standing next to it. It's very scary." Kou Chen rubbed his arms.

"Then... about the fight this time, we have to call the parents," Huo Ran suddenly felt worried, "What should you do?"

Kou Chen said before that his father was used to it, but from what he meant, even if he was used to it, it would still turn Kou Chen into a pig with half a slap of death on his butt.

"Do me a favor," Kou Chen said. "Go to my house and tell my dad that I am here to uphold justice. In fact, I don't care about justice or injustice. I just can't bear to think about it."

Beat them, but you have to tell me..."

"Okay, let me tell you... Xu Chuan and the others can also tell you, why me?" Huo Ran asked.

"My dad has seen them and has long since decided that they are not good things. You are different. You look like a good student and are the captain of the basketball team. My dad thinks that any student can be good.

Child." Kou Chen said.

"Okay." Huo Ran agreed.

Kou Chen didn't say anything anymore, and lay down next to him, resting his arms on his head, and the two of them looked at the roof of the tent together.

The roof of this tent is transparent and you can see outside. It probably makes people feel that it is romantic to lie in the tent and watch the stars. In fact, you can't even see farts from this thing at night, just noobs like Kou Chen.

It was not dark now and nothing could be seen. Only the water droplets left by the raindrops slid down one by one.

Usually he was the only one out there, but when this happened, he usually set an alarm and slept for half an hour. Today, there was an extra person in the tent, and he couldn't sleep even if he wanted to.

Just be stunned for a while.

"I suddenly thought of a question," Huo Ran was stunned for a while and turned around, "You just want to uphold justice, why do you have to say that you want to fight."

"I really don't," Kou Chen said. "I don't like them because they bully others, but I... I have never complained on the street just because someone was bullied. Anyway, I don't have many friends, and I don't care about school.

Those bad things in there."

"No friends?" Huo Ran looked at him.

"I definitely had no friends in elementary school and fought every day. In junior high school and freshman year of high school, there was always a group of people next to me, watching my buddies all over the world," Kou Chen said. "Actually, he was just afraid of me. After I transferred to your school, Xu Chuan and Superman

, considered my friend."

"Oh." Huo Ran responded.

"Now I guess we can include Xu Zhifan and the others," Kou Chen glanced at him, "I wonder if I can include you."

"What do you mean, is there an assessment mechanism?" Huo Ran was confused.

"Then we are friends, right? Aren't you my grandfather, father, uncle, and uncle?" Kou Chen asked.

Huo Ran sighed.

"Come on, come on, get up." Kou Chen sat up and grabbed his arm.

"What?" Huo Ran reluctantly sat up.

Kou Chen didn't say anything. He raised his arms and put his arms around his shoulders, then turned to stare at him.

"What?" Huo Ran looked at his hands and then at him, "Just say whatever you want."

"Okay." Kou Chen patted his shoulder with satisfaction and let go of his arm.

Huo Ran was about to speak when he heard footsteps outside. Then the tent was opened and Kou Xiao poked his head in: "Hey, of course, are there any wild animals here?"

"What's wrong?" When Huo Ran heard this, he quickly moved out.
To be continued...