17, Chapter 17(2/2)
Huo Ran took an orange and threw it at his head.
It was accurate, after all, he had played basketball for so many years, but Kou Chen was obviously prepared. Not only did he catch it, but he also did it with a backhand as if he was playing tricks.
"Handsome," he said.
"Handsome." Huo Ran felt a little sad when he answered. Not only had he started to keep up with Kou Chen's rhythm of pretending to be cool every second, but he could even act as a competent caretaker.
"I'm going up there," Kou Chen said, "Is there still enough room for me up there?"
"No, no, no, no," Huo Ran quickly stuffed the chocolate into his mouth and stood up, saying vaguely, "Don't come up, Weathered Rock, I'm afraid you won't know where you stepped and fell."
Maybe there is a snake.
He didn't dare to say this, because he was afraid of scaring the king into tears again.
"Oh," Kou Chen took out his cell phone, "Then come down. Let's take a selfie together. We can't just let them stuff dog food."
Huo Ran slowly came down from the rock wall and sighed: "We can take a hundred photos, but we can't fill someone's mouth with dog food."
"Come on," Kou Chen put his arms around his shoulders and raised his phone, "Lean your head closer... Forget it, don't tilt your head, they both tilt their heads together like elementary school students... That's it, don't look at the camera... Yes
, don’t laugh, be cool, the message conveyed by this photo is that hiking in the mountains and camping in the wild is the daily life of your grandfather and me.”
"Your daily life?" Huo Ran was speechless.
"My grandfather's daily routine is fine, uncle!" Kou Chen glared at him, "Put your face on!"
As he continued to walk forward, Huo Ran glanced at his cell phone. The signal was still there, but it would drop to 2g from time to time.
He took the time to glance at his circle of friends.
I saw the photo just now.
-It’s been a while since I’ve been in the mountains to get some fresh air.
Shameless... Huo Ran was basically certain that except for the time when a snake touched his face from his feet, Kou Chen had never been into the mountains.
But it can be seen that except for the two of them, the dominant seven are very idle. In just a few minutes, all five people liked it and started chatting in the comments.
"I'll send the photos to you when I get back." Kou Chen said.
"Yeah." Huo Ran responded.
"Of course," Kou Xiao asked from the front, "should we eat? I'm a little hungry."
"...It's not even 12 o'clock yet," Huo Ran glanced at the time, "If we walk a little further, there will be a dam in front of us. Let's eat there."
"We're about to set up camp!" Kou Chen was a little excited, "Did you forget to bring your tent, sleeping bag or something?"
"Just having lunch," Huo Ran looked at him, "we'll set up camp at noon. At this pace, we won't be able to reach our destination next month."
At present, it is easier to lead these people than Huo Ran imagined, perhaps because this section of the road is easy to walk and has almost no difficulty.
Both Lao Yang and Kou Chen were in good physical condition and were still full of energy after walking all morning. However, what surprised Huo Ran was that Kou Xiao didn't hold back at all. He walked with a big bag on his back, except for slipping once in the middle.
Other than that, there were no other accidents.
When she arrived at the dam, she threw away her bag, took off her shoes and got into the water again: "Of course."
"Huh?" Huo Ran responded.
"Are we eating hot food?" Kou Xiao asked.
"Yes," Huo Ran nodded, "cook noodles and eat them hot at night. You will have dry food at noon tomorrow. When you arrive at Baimaopo in the evening, you can buy food in the village."
"Okay," Kou Xiao nodded, "Old Yang - come here and take a photo for me -"
Kou Chen had already taken out the stove and walked back and forth holding it: "Where is it? Where should we eat?"
"Here, put it down." Huo Ran casually pointed to the head of the dam.
In fact, when he goes out alone, he never cooks anything to eat. It's too troublesome and he has to carry a lot of things. But these noobs are obviously here for an outing, so he plays with them for a while. When he gets tired later,
Just throw away the stove.
"How to do it? Please teach me." Kou Chen sat on the ground and began to study the small cassette stove.
"Open the lid next to the stove and put the gas bottle in." Huo Ran took out the gas bottle and handed it to him, "There is a bayonet, align it."
"Well," Kou Chen opened the lid and put the cylinder inside. He stopped halfway and kept his head down while installing it. "Take a picture for me. Use my phone, which is in my butt pocket."
Huo Ran sighed, walked around behind him, took out his cell phone from his pocket, and by the way saw Kou Chen's exposed half of the Death God.
"This tattoo of yours," he couldn't help but ask, "What's underneath it?"
"The bottom is the crack of my butt." Kou Chen said.
"I'm going to fucking ask you about the God of Death!" Huo Ran was speechless.
"What's the difference between your question and your previous question?" Kou Chen said, "Under the God of Death is my waist, my butt and the crack of my butt..."
"Unlock." Huo Ran interrupted him and handed the phone to him.
"There's no lock, just pull it." Kou Chen said.
Huo Ran swiped and his and Kou Chen's handsome faces appeared on the screen.
"I'm convinced." Huo Ran was a little shocked to see his face on someone else's phone desktop, "Don't you have any other photos to put on it?"
"You took this picture for me and I will put this one on it," Kou Chen said and continued to pose, "The picture of us will be changed to the screen saver... Please squat down and take the picture. You can take the picture of me standing like this."
It’s easy to look like my head is growing on my butt.”
"Shut up!" Huo Ran roared, and when he squatted down, he felt like he was bearing the humiliation.
After taking the photo, he sat directly on the ground and turned to look at the water under the dam without wanting to help.
However, it was not difficult to install the stove. Kou Chen quickly finished it and even tried it and found that it could start a fire.
"Huo Ran." Kou Chen called him.
"Ah, it's so awesome, so smart, so awesome." Huo Ran looked at the water and weakly supported him.
"I'm not asking you to praise me," Kou Chen said, "Look."
"What are you looking at?" Huo Ran turned his head.
Kou Chen didn't say anything, but suddenly turned around and pulled down his pants, exposing half of his buttocks.
"Show you the Grim Reaper," he said.
"Fuck me!" Huo Ran simply couldn't describe his feelings. He immediately rushed forward, grabbed Kou Chen's pants, and slapped the god of death five or six times, "I can't beat you to death, you shameless lunatic!
"
"What are you two doing!" Kou Xiao almost cried out of laughter in the river.
"Why are you still asking?" Kou Chen hid aside and pulled up his pants, "I didn't see you, you're hitting me!"
"I'll fucking beat you to death!" Huo Ran jumped up and rushed over to pull his pants down again, then swung them again.
"Holy shit!" Kou Chen grabbed his pants and ran away, "You're really beating me!"
"Why are you having fun with me if you don't really beat me? You idiot!" Huo Ran scolded.
Kou Chen started laughing more than ten meters away. Huo Ran couldn't hold it in for a while, so he kicked the stove viciously and started laughing too.
"Did you see it clearly?" Kou Chen waited until he was almost done laughing before walking back.
"I see clearly." Huo Ran held his head and sighed forcefully.
The author has something to say: I originally wanted to continue updating a chapter tomorrow, but I haven’t saved the manuscript and I have to go out in the morning, so I’ll decide on the day after tomorrow. For the time being, I’ll update for two days and then stop for one day. Can I be sure not to be lazy when I update more?
Chapter completed!