"It's time for the once-a-month trouser-hunting event again. Damn it, why isn't it a reward for the event level? I know that the only thing left in this game is salted fish. Oh, it's so troublesome!" Li Huamu lay on his back.

He was rolling around on the bed, muttering to himself with clear interest.

It is true that for a mobile online game, it is a must to hold various activities regularly, otherwise sooner or later players will be lost, unless they are core die-hard players.

However, the salvage activity of "Kan Shoujo R" that is now open every month is bad news for new office workers and game fans like Li Huamu.

This kind of activity requires using ship girls to go on a map of a certain difficulty, and then you have to encounter a special enemy supply ship. Only by winning can you get a special item called "Pants". In the game-related exchange stores, the minimum

It also costs 60 trousers to purchase a limited edition piece of equipment.

But now, time, especially a lot of time, can only be a luxury for Li Huamu, who only takes one day off every week.

"Ah ah, Youmeng will take the pill sooner or later!" Li Huamu stood up from the bed, said something specifically to ridicule Youmeng, the developer and operator of "Kan Shoujo R", and then went to wash his face and brush his teeth.

After washing up, Li Huamu went to the penguin group as usual to see what those European white-faced bastards had to talk about. But usually it was just for being exposed, and every time he was exposed, a sentence came to Li Huamu's mind:

A sentence made up of thousands of words - We agreed to be friends together, but it turns out you are all Europeans and Americans! (PS: In two-dimensional mobile games, "Europeans" generally refer to people who are lucky. "Americans"

It’s someone who has spent a lot of money.)

While Li Huamu lamented the unfairness of his fate, he casually opened one of several game groups related to Ship Girls R.

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The name of this penguin game group is: African Admiral Fish Drying Farm.

I believe many newcomers have had this experience when they first started playing Ship Girl R. I went to Baidu Tieba to look for guides, and happened to see a new penguin group recruiting people, and it was also called a newbie exchange group or something, and it turned out that it was new.

As soon as I entered, I saw a lot of confused people who claimed to be newbies or salty fish, but in fact had a powerful fleet, showing off their coquettishness, showing off their ships, and showing off their resources.

In the early stage, newcomers generally cannot withstand such a blow and quietly withdraw from the group. However, Li Huamu, who has been a salty fish for a long time, does not mind this. After all, lazy admirals are inherently fearless!

Ahem, I digressed, let’s get back to the topic.

As soon as Li Huamu saw that there were more than ninety-nine messages pulled up, he clearly realized that this group of people must have worked all night long to fish for money.

There is nothing to be afraid of anymore: Gentlemen, I have collected enough 180 pairs of trousers, and my dear Xiaoluo is finally back.

Then the boss sent a screenshot of Rodney, the Battleship Girl. (Rodney: Battleship Girl, the young version of Rodney in BIGSEVEN, with unmodified Rodney attributes)

When Li Huamu saw this, he couldn't help but be shocked. This boss only had more than 150 pieces of trousers at his last event, and he got 30 pieces in one night?!

The scapegoat (the group name of the protagonist Li Huamu): Is the boss okay?

Antarctic frozen salted fish: I worship the bald man and I am afraid of having sex.

General of the Gendarmerie: How long did it take to fish? I'm afraid.

There’s nothing to be afraid of anymore: Hey, hey, hey, I’ve said it so many times, don’t always add the word “pa” in front of my abbreviation.

Antarctic Frozen Salted Fish: Who told you that your name is long, and the abbreviation is so cute, but I’m afraid of it.

There is nothing to be afraid of anymore: after wearing thirty pairs of pants in four hours, I felt like I was back in Europe again, hehe.

There is nothing to be afraid of anymore: you dead frozen fish!!!

Admiral Arctic: It’s only thirty pieces. I will never say that I have already caught the upper limit of fifty pieces.

Gendarmerie General: A bastard, a dead European and a man with liver cancer.

Blame-bearer: Mr. Arctic, when can you finish exchanging the items in the exchange store?

There is nothing to be afraid of anymore: Beiji, you are wrong. Did you ask me to show off?

Antarctic frozen salted fish: It is indeed the strongest enemy of our Antarctic admiral, the damn European guy!!!

Big Seven die-hard fans: Go, go, don’t stop me from worshiping the North Pole boss!

South Carolina, Iowa: This is obviously not the level of a boss, but a giant!!

New force in women's clothing: Do Arctic giants still need leg hair?

…

Li Huamu looked at the group of worshipers behind him and thought that the rhythm could no longer be controlled. So he returned to the desktop and opened the post bar to browse.

After casually strolling around, I found that Tieba, an old salted fish gathering place, is still as lively as ever, but it has basically nothing to do with games. After all, this old salted fish Tieba where Li Huamu is stationed, unless there is a picture promotion activity, it is basically normal.

It’s just watering down, and there are too many chatting posts. But basically even a lazy and stupid admiral like Li Huamu can’t post boat-showing posts, let alone many big shots.

Generally speaking, if you want to impress people on this forum, you need twenty-four colorful B25 Doolittle bombers. After all, the only people who can hurt the boss's heart are pure-blooded Europeans. (PS: Pure-blooded Europeans

: I don’t mean a guy who gets lucky once or twice, but a lucky person who can basically get whatever he wants.)

Women's clothing post? Don't read it, I am a man who believes in the support of the people.

Newsletter? Click on it, it’s so annoying again, so you just cancel it.

Posting your fate? Go in and give the original poster a funny comment.

…

Suddenly I found that today's forum was boring, so Li Huamu had no choice but to go back and pick up his pants.

Sitting in front of the computer, humming a tune with no sense of beauty, I opened my newly bought Samsung note 7 and clicked on the familiar icon. When I entered, I saw a beach scene with clear water and blue sky, with six letters on the top that read "Xuan Bu Jie?"

There is a Sunny Day doll, in the middle are three girls playing in the water, and below is the game summer login screen of three American BIGSEVEN girls lying on beach chairs.

Click to log in, and the game interface you enter is fixed with a ship girl as the secretary ship. Generally speaking, players will set the ship girl they want to gain favorability as the secretary ship, or the ship girl they like.

The new American series battleship South Dakota currently serves as Li Huamu's secretary. It is also called South Dakota because of its real hull. In the game, it is a girl with long silver wavy hair and Indian ancestry. But if you think

She is easy to bully, and will be taught how to behave by the tight and powerful naval gun behind her.

When you click on the Secretary Ship Girl as usual, a bubble line will appear for South Dakota. But this time South Dakota’s line is: Excellent protection capabilities and high mobility are indispensable on the battlefield.

It's true, Nan Pang can take a beating... Should I say it's a natural advantage or bad luck?

After teasing the little secretary, the daily practice begins. Ship Girl R will have three rounds of practice battles every day, with five games in each round.

Exercises are a good place to level up without consuming high experience. Therefore, most admirals will give priority to teaming up high-cost ship girls such as battleships and aircraft carriers. Otherwise, if they are pulled to push map leveling, except for RMB players, that is, Admiral Damei

, otherwise I would probably have to vomit blood while watching the resources drop rapidly.

Although Li Huamu is too lazy to mention one name, he has never failed in building big ships. A few days ago, the game held a holy construction event (that is, opening a new warship construction project), and the newly-appeared ship girl was the one who was famous in the movie.

Scientifically anchored and drifted, the fourth Iowa-class battleship - the USS Missouri - was bombarded by aliens.

On the day of the event, Li Huamu competed with a group of big boss admirals on the stepmother server and took the lead in building Missouri in the 12th minute. This character can be regarded as the first group of troops in this holy construction event.

After building Missouri, as soon as he saw the resource consumption level of SS, Li Huamu knew that this was another "big guy" who was destined to stay in the training ground, and civilian players did not dare to pull him to push pictures and participate in activities until he was level 10.

King of Stomach".

You must know that in this game that will be completed sooner or later, the most offensive battleships currently are the three BIGSEVEN that have undergone the first transformation: Nelson, Rodney and Colorado. In the hands of the European admirals, these three can be used alone.

In the first round of bombardment battle, the battleship girl can wipe out all six enemy deep-sea special beings! (Speciality is available to Europeans in seconds, but to Africans it is infinitely inferior. You ask me where the Africans’ BIGMISS is?

?Are you kidding, Africans have a chance to activate skills?) And the consumption of these three ship girls is only the average consumption of ordinary battleship girls, which is the consumption level of S!

Looking at the Missouri at the flagship position, I have to say that it is a pity. It is obviously very powerful, but because the admiral has no resources, he can only conduct exercises every day. This way, he is treated exactly the same as the Vanguard battleship in history.

The exercise team is composed of: Flagship - the 38th-level battleship USS Missouri, members - the 98th-level battleship USS Oklahoma, the 97th-level battleship USS Tennessee, the 88th-level battleship USS Hyuga

Battleships, the eighty-seventh-level battleship HMS Queen Elizabeth, and the fifty-eighth-level battleship HMS Fuso.

Generally speaking, after admirals like Li Huamu have a certain size of main force members, basically only some of the modified battleships and aircraft carriers can have the opportunity to participate in the map promotion, that is, to go on expeditions, so the remaining battleships and aircraft carriers are basically

It's all about practicing to get up the level.

Li Huamu completed five exercises as quickly as possible, and then changed the members of the First Fleet. After all, it was activity time and he had to rush to get out of his pants!

Although he is lazy, Li Huamu, a lazy person, also wants those limited edition powerful equipment!

In the game "Ship Girl R", some ship girls can only be obtained through expeditions in specific sea areas, so this is very difficult for a lazy admiral like Li Huamu. But there is also some comfort in that these sea areas are all

The sea area where trousers can drop, so Li Huamu can fish for trousers and boats at the same time.

"Okay! First select the expedition team." Li Huamu muttered to himself.

In fact, it is quite difficult for Li Huamu to choose an expedition team. This does not mean that he recommends EX activity maps. He has a lot of experience in ordinary maps, so it is appropriate to send a full-level ship girl to a certain extent. After all, she is powerful! But

From an experience point of view, it is a waste, because there are actually many ship girls in the Li Huamu Shipyard who are still not at full level. (A bunch of first-level expulsions mean they have never seen the world outside the port area)

After thinking about it carefully, Li Huamu moved his fingers on the screen and quickly gathered six ship girls.

Fleet lineup: flagship - the eighty-fourth-level battleship USS South Dakota, members - the eighty-two-level battleship USS North Carolina, the level ninety-nine battleship USS Colorado, the level 100 wedding ship with full level and full favorability - Nelson

battleship, the ninety-ninth-level aircraft carrier Akagi, and the ninety-ninth-level aircraft carrier Kaga.

Adjust the equipment again to ensure the firepower and aircraft quality. Full MK6s, full Lijie cannons, full 91 bombs, full BTD-1 destroyer bombers, and full Sea Fang fighters... ugh? Not enough Sea Fangs.

, then use Zhendian, Gale, and Sea Spitfire MKXV. (Hero-class aircraft are on other aircraft carriers, and Li Huamu generally does not replace them)

After selecting the sea area map [2-5 Deep Sea Outpost Core Area], replenish the fuel and ammunition aircraft of the ship girl. Very good, now you can go on an expedition.
Chapter completed!