[7] This is a pure Xu Damao so pure that he just wants to fool the pillar
"What, the chicken was stolen by Bangge?"
When Liu Guangfu shouted, everyone immediately looked at He Yuzhu and Qin Huairu.
Then everyone was shocked, because the stunned and incredulous expressions on their faces at this moment meant everything.
Jia Zhang, who originally thought that her cockroach was fine, saw that something was wrong, and immediately began to glare at Liu Guangfuma fiercely and said:
"Liu Guangfu, you damn kid, what are you talking about!!"
"How could our BangGeng steal the chicken? Our BangGeng is a good boy, not you. You must have stolen the chicken. You want to accuse our BangGeng unjustly!!"
"Liu Guangfu, don't talk nonsense. Although our family is too poor to buy chickens, our family's education has always been very good, so it is impossible for our family to steal chickens!!"
Compared to Jia Zhang's viciousness, Qin Huairu's tone was quite soft. She pretended to be pitiful, with tears in her eyes, and her words were very weak, but she spoke them very strongly.
Ignoring Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu, the uncle looked at Liu Guangfu with some doubts and asked, "Liu Guangfu, did you really see Bangge roasting chicken over there in the factory?"
"I saw!!"
"And I also know that the chicken that Silly Zhu stewed is not only not Xu Damao's feathered hen, but it's not even a hen!!"
After saying that, Liu Guangfu took out a pair of chopsticks that he had prepared long ago, fished out a chicken head from Silly Zhu's chicken stew and said, "Look, this is a rooster, not a hen, so chicken thieves are not stupid."
Zhu, it’s that bad boy Bangge...”
After saying that, he handed the chicken head directly to Bald Liu to eat.
And he himself picked up a big chicken drumstick with chopsticks, then sat down next to Liu Guangtian in a swaggering manner, and started to eat it with big mouthfuls.
Everyone came forward to take a look, and immediately confirmed that the chicken head in Liu Guangtian's hand was indeed from a rooster, because it had a high comb there.
But what they were very puzzled about was why Silly Zhu admitted that he had stolen Xu Damao's old hen when he was obviously stewed with roosters, and was so damn willing to compensate him ten yuan.
When everyone was confused, the first man looked at Silly Zhu with an angry look, and even slapped the table; "Silly Zhu, tell yourself whether you stole the chicken from Xu Damao's house!!"
"Master, I told you that I stole this chicken, and I accept the punishment. I will just pay the money to Xu Damao, and don't say anything else!!"
"If you insist on understanding why Xu Damao lost an old hen, but what I stew here is a rooster, my explanation to you is that Xu Damao's old hen asked me to make roast chicken, but I wasn't satisfied with it, so
I bought another rooster and came back to stew it."
At this time, Shazhu was helpless and looked at Liu Guangfu with dissatisfaction.
He must have been thinking about it for a long time, and wanted to find a time to beat Liu Guangfu or something to vent his anger.
At the same time, he was extremely upset. He took the blame and promised to pay compensation, but in the end, he still couldn't hide Banggeng's stealing of the chicken!!
"Silly Zhu, what are you looking at me for? I know you have an affair with Qin Huairu, but you can't confuse right and wrong like this. Don't you know that you are condoning crime now? I seriously doubt that Banggeng has this habit of petty theft.
It was you who spoiled him!!"
Liu Guangfu, who has an invisible and non-injurious electric baton, is not afraid of Si Zhu at this time. If Si Zhu dares to hit him, he dares to let him enjoy the treatment of his second uncle, so Liu Guangfu has no intention of attacking Si Zhu.
polite.
"Liu Guangfu, what are you talking about? How can our cute guy steal a chicken? Please stop talking nonsense!!"
"Also, Shazhu and I have an innocent brother-sister relationship. There is absolutely no dirty relationship like you said!!"
"Second uncle, second aunt, your family Guangfu talks nonsense like this, don't you as parents know how to take care of it??"
Before Si Zhu said anything, Qin Huairu stepped forward and made excuses.
In addition, although she wanted to tear Liu Guangfu's mouth out at this time, she still looked pitiful when she spoke. I am a weak person, I am being hurt and bullied, and I need you to look pity on me to gain sympathy.
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But this time, Qin Huairu miscalculated. Even though she had taken the lead in pretending to be pitiful, everyone in the courtyard looked at her and Silly Zhu with a different meaning.
At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang even had a cold look on her face.
If she hadn't been worried that she wouldn't lose money if she published Silly Zhu, she would have started rolling on the ground and scolding Qin Huairu for stealing. It was obvious that she believed Liu Guangfu's nonsense...
Seeing that everyone's expressions were not right, Shazhu immediately shouted to the second uncle: "Second uncle, please take care of your family's prosperity. Why is his mouth even more broken than mine? He will die if he doesn't speak for a while."
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"This is a meeting held by adults. Why do you two kids come here to join in the fun? Have you finished eating the chicken soup? Go home as soon as you finish eating. If you have nothing to do, just mop the floor at home and join in the fun." Faced.
When Silly Zhu shouted, the second uncle immediately turned around and looked at Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian who were eating chicken and said.
That's right, the second uncle used words this time, he no longer dared to use shouting.
The afro on his head that still refuses to soften is always reminding him that his fierce son is in danger and will be punished by God!!
"This is our second uncle? Isn't this second uncle fake??" Seeing the second uncle speaking so kindly to Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian, everyone in the courtyard was shocked.
The first and third uncles couldn't help but step forward and touch his forehead to see if he had a fever. "Old Liu, what's wrong with you? Your tone towards the child is wrong?"
The reason he spoke kindly to his son was because he was afraid of being punished by God, but he didn’t need to be afraid of being punished by God for everyone in the yard, so the second uncle slapped the hands of the third uncle and the first uncle directly; "Go, go, go... What do you mean I am against
The child’s tone is wrong?? I, Liu Haizhong, can’t I be nice to my child one day??
Also, haven't you seen that our family is already a young man? In a few years, they will be at the age where they want to start a family and start a business and be the masters of their own country. This child has grown up now, and I can still use a stick like before.
Educate them??”
Although I said haha to my second uncle’s words!!
But this was outside after all, so Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian were very respectful. They both nodded to him and said with a naive smile, "Eat, finish." Then they happily wiped their mouths and went home.
As soon as Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian left, the courtyard suddenly became quiet.
At the same time, Liu Guangfu made such a fuss, and everyone looked at Qin Huairu and Shazhu strangely.
The first man also saw at this time that Banggeng had stolen the chicken, and Shazhu was just dragged out by Qin Huairu to take the blame.
However, the first uncle didn't want to make the matter a big deal. He had selfish motives for Qin Huairu, Banggeng and Shazhu, so he planned to make Shazhu pay for it.
"Silly Zhu, you said you stole the chicken. Then you should pay Xu Damao ten yuan and give Xu Damao the chicken soup. Let's forget about it."
After saying that, the uncle looked at Xu Damao again and said with a threatening tone: "Xu Damao, Silly Zhu Qian is with you, you are not allowed to bring this matter up again in the future."
"Master, forget about the chicken soup. You won't be able to eat it when you take it back, not to mention you have to help wash the pot. But as long as Silly Zhu is willing to compensate me ten yuan, I can promise you that this matter will end here."
In fact, Xu Damao didn't care at all whether his old hen was stolen by a stick or a fool.
As long as he could get the ten yuan from Si Zhu, he would be very happy. Speaking of which, he wished that Si Zhu would take the blame.
Chapter completed!