In ancient times there was a very bad man.

Whenever something goes wrong for him, he will blame his neighbor. He will even blame his neighbor for things like being unable to poop.

Now there are two people who are also very bad.

When something goes wrong for them, they will blame their neighbor. They even blame their neighbor for farting after eating roasted corn, roasted sweet potato, roasted soybean, or roasted egg.

After a puffing sound, Qin Jingru immediately angrily scolded Liu Guangtian who was driving; "Why are you laughing? It's all because your soybeans were not roasted and I farted after eating them. You still have the nerve to laugh? You

A bad person."

"Yes, you must have given us your soybeans before they were roasted, which makes us fart all the time after eating them, you bad guy." Yu Haitang, who also farted, also fumed after a while.

He loudly blamed Liu Guangtian.

Facing the accusations from Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang, Liu Guangtian felt that Dou E had been wronged; "Two beauties, let's be reasonable. If you eat too much soybeans, sweet potatoes, and eggs, you will fart. You eat so much."

, so you keep farting, can you blame me, and the soybeans are obviously roasted, right?"

"It's your fault. If you hadn't made the roasted corn, roasted soybeans, roasted sweet potatoes, and roasted eggs so delicious, would we have eaten so much? If we hadn't eaten so much, could we have farted like this?" Seeing that Liu Guangtian felt embarrassed.

She felt wronged, Qin Jingru immediately stared at him and said angrily.

Feeling that what Qin Jingru said made sense, Yu Haitang immediately followed suit and said, "Yes, it's all your fault. If you hadn't made the roasted corn, roasted soybeans, roasted sweet potatoes, and roasted eggs so delicious, we would never have eaten them.

If we don’t eat so much, we won’t fart, so it’s your fault.”

"Good guy, this is where you start to be arrogant and unreasonable!!"

After feeling good in his heart, Liu Guangtian, who knew that he could not reason with women, immediately apologized to Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang; "I'm sorry, it's my fault. It's all my fault for being so good at cooking roasted corn and roasted soybeans."

, the roasted sweet potatoes and roasted eggs are so delicious that they make you fart."

"Why don't your words sound like an apology to me? Why do I feel that there is something in your words? Do you feel that you are wronged? Jingru, he is not sincerely apologizing, he is hiding something in his words.

Talk about us." Feeling that there was something in Liu Guangtian's words, Yu Haitang immediately encouraged Qin Jingru to say that Liu Guangtian was here.

"Is there something in Guangtian's words? Why didn't I hear it? Is this the difference between the literate and the uneducated??"

"No, my children must be sent to study well in the future, otherwise it would be embarrassing to be like me and not even know what others are saying!!"

After muttering a few words in her mind that she must let her child go to school, Qin Jingru asked Liu Guangtian with a straight face: "Guangtian, don't bully me for my low education. Tell me honestly what you just said, isn't it right?"

Is there something hidden behind the words??”

"It's okay. I was apologizing sincerely just now. Haitang is a well-educated person and felt that it was not elegant when I said such a vulgar word as fart, so she thought I was just talking about her. In fact, there was no such thing."

After smiling and saying no to Qin Jingru, Liu Guangtian continued driving on the other side and said to Haitang without looking back: "Haitang, I don't want you to spread rumors and instigate people like this. I am driving now, and you are instigating Beijing."

Ru, this tiger girl will get angry later, but she dares to steal my steering wheel, so stop playing!!"

"You took all our money away. Unless you give us some back, I won't instigate Jingru." Seeing Liu Guangtian giving in, Yu Haitang immediately started asking for money with a smile.

"Okay, I'll give you some money when we get home, okay?"

After replying to Yu Haitang in amazement, Liu Guangtian slowly drove the car back to the street outside the courtyard, where he usually parked his car.

After Liu Guangtian parked the car, Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru happily carried the roasted sweet potatoes, soybeans, and corn back to the courtyard.

Liu Guangtian was struggling behind, carrying a bag of rice, a bag of soybeans and sweet potatoes, and followed them back to the courtyard.

"Guangtian, where have you been? Where did you get this from??" The third uncle is worthy of being the door god of the courtyard. Liu Guangtian and the others were immediately caught by him as soon as they entered the gate of the courtyard.

Knowing what kind of character the third uncle was, Liu Guangtian took out five or six sweet potatoes and handed them to him and said, "I went to a friend's house. I got some agricultural products from my friend. I'll give you some sweet potatoes to eat. I'll go home in a hurry."

, I won’t explain it to you.”

"Guangtian, you are so polite. You are so polite every time. You are in a hurry to go home. Then go back, go back..." After getting the sweet potato, the third uncle immediately stopped pestering Liu Guangtian and hugged the sweet potato.

I went home happily.

Ignoring the third uncle's entanglement, Liu Guangtian just returned home with two bags of things. He looked at Qin Jingru and asked angrily: "You brought so many of these things back, do you plan to eat them every day?"

??"

They didn't want to fart anymore, so Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru asked Liu Guangtian to get the rice and give it away; "Don't be kidding, we just ate the little we just ate, and we kept farting. We can still eat more!!"

Put those sweet potatoes and soybeans together, and give some to your parents, some to Xu Damao, some to Sha Zhu, some to Qin Huairu, some to Lin Yifan, and we won't eat it ourselves."

"What does it look like to give raw rice to someone? I'll cook the rice before delivering it." After rolling his eyes at the two of them angrily, Liu Guangtian directly carried the rice, sweet potatoes, and soybeans to the kitchen.

Put it away.

After putting the things away, Liu Guangtian went to the kitchen to cook a bowl of noodles for Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang.

Then the two people who had been farting all the time miraculously recovered after eating the noodles and stopped farting.

"Wow, you can stop farting even if you eat noodles. Guangtian, you are so awesome. And I heard that Xu Damao's ability to have a child is all thanks to you, so Guangtian, do you actually have medical skills or something?"

After she finished eating the noodles and stopped farting, Qin Jingru immediately pestered Liu Guangtian with an admiring look on her face, asking him if he knew how to heal.

"You just had a full stomach of soybeans, corn, sweet potatoes, and eggs, and your stomach is still half full, allowing it to produce gas, so can it stop farting??

Now that you have eaten noodles, your stomach is full and there is no space to produce gas, so you won’t fart, but..." After replying to Qin Jingru with a look of disgust, Liu Guangtian directly motioned for her to feel it.

I took a shower and put it in the toilet.

"Oops, my stomach hurts. I need to go to the toilet." Before Liu Guangtian could finish his words, Qin Jingru immediately ran into the shower room and went to the toilet, holding her stomach.

"Jingru, hurry up, my stomach is starting to hurt. I don't want to go to the toilet outside. The toilet outside stinks like hell." Not long after Qin Jingru entered, Yu Haitang also came with tissues and urged her to come.

In winter, it is very troublesome for people in courtyard houses to go out to use the restroom. Not only is it a bit long, but there is even a queue when there are many people.
Chapter completed!