"Hey, hey...what are you doing, Silly Zhu? I really didn't lie to you. I swear, I lied to you. I'm a puppy!!"

After using an oath to block Silly Zhu's punch, the old man quickly explained with lingering fear; "Silly Zhu, I really saw two people inside. I was definitely not joking, and I definitely didn't want to tease you.

To play.

Furthermore, smell the smell here yourself. How could this be me peeing here? This smell... you have also experienced women, so you don’t know it, right??"

After listening to the first man's words, Silly Zhu thought about it for a while, then cursed and walked towards the puddle of urine: "First man, you better not be teasing me, otherwise I will never be done with you!!"

After cursing and coming to the puddle of urine, Silly Zhu actually squatted down directly...

"Hey, hey, hey... Silly Zhu, what are you doing? Just smell it, don't do anything..." Seeing Silly Zhu squatting down, the uncle quickly stopped him.

"Standing too high makes it difficult to obtain evidence!!"

After casually replying to the old man, Silly Zhu directly picked up a few long hairs from the ground and said: "Master, there are still long hairs here. It seems that you really encountered bad habits this time.

You lied to me."

"Silly Zhu, your uncle and I have had a lot of conflicts with you during this period, but I will never joke with you about this unethical thing..."

After replying to Silly Zhu seriously, the elder continued to the pair of Silly Zhu: "Sinzhu, when everyone came out just now, did you see anyone who was not here, especially Xu Damao, was he here?

??”

"For men, Xu Damao didn't come, Liu Guangtian didn't come either, and the rag collector Lin Yifan didn't come either. I don't know about women..."

After casually replying to the first man's words, Silly Zhu, who didn't want Xu Damao to be nice, immediately looked at the first man with a smile and said: "First Master, Lou Xiao'e didn't come out just now, why don't we go to their house now to find Xu Damao, wait a minute

If Xu Damao is not at home, hehe!!"

"Let's go find Xu Damao. We can't let this bastard ruin the atmosphere of our courtyard." The first uncle didn't like Xu Damao either, so as soon as Silly Zhu said it, he immediately agreed.

After seeing that the uncle agreed, Silly Zhu immediately led him, holding a flashlight, and walked to the backyard in a swaggering manner.

After walking to Xu Damao's house in the backyard, Silly Zhu immediately knocked on the door and shouted: "Xu Damao, open the door, Xu Damao, open the door..."

Hey... the door of Xu Damao's house was just closed, so Silly Zhu swatted it so hard that he swatted it open.

"The door is not closed. It seems that Xu Damao is definitely not at home."

After muttering a few words at the door of Xu Damao's house, Shazhu didn't dare to go in. He just continued to knock on the door and shouted: "Lou Xiao'e, please come out. The first man and I have something to ask you. It's about Xu Damao...

."

"Si Zhu, Master, aren't you two a little too wicked?" Just when Si Zhu called Lou Xiao'e, Liu Guangtian came out of their house with an angry look on his face.

Seeing Liu Guangtian coming out, Silly Zhu, who couldn't beat him, quickly explained: "Guangtian, we are not fooling around. We have found evidence. We found hair in the cellar, and the uncle also confirmed what he saw.

That person is Xu Damao."

Hearing that Silly Zhu suspected Xu Damao, Liu Guangtian smiled happily: "Sinzhu, let me tell you bluntly, this matter is possible for anyone, but Xu Damao is not possible. Xu Damao will drink with me tonight.

I'm drunk, and I'm still lying inside. If you don't believe me, come in and take a look..."

"You all want to harm me!!"

Silly Zhu has been unjustly accused in the past few days, so he doesn't trust anyone very much: "You think I'm stupid, I won't go in, I will go in, and if I see Lou Xiao'e sleeping later, then I will

Even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won’t be able to wash yourself away!!”

"Si Zhu, you are thinking too much. Lou Xiao'e has divorced Xu Damao and left. Now Xu Damao is the only one in the house. If you don't believe me, I will take you in." After replying to Si Zhu in a funny way, Liu Guangtian directly opened the door of Xu Damao's house.

, he took the lead and walked inside.

Maybe it was because the wind was too cold. When Liu Guangtian and the others entered the room, Xu Damao squinted and sat up from the bed: "Guangtian, why did you turn off the light? Don't turn off the light. Keep drinking. Your sister Xiao'e is gone. I

I’m free, no one cares about me anymore, hahaha.”

"There's a power outage. I'm here to see if you fell out of bed. I'll drink later. You lie down and sleep for a while. When the call comes, I'll call you. Then we can continue drinking."

After coaxing Xu Damao back to sleep casually, Liu Guangtian pointed to the things on the table and said to Silly Zhu: "You see, he is single now. You said he has a partner and doesn't bring him home, so he goes to that dirty cellar.

, is it possible??”

"It's indeed not Xu Damao. I know Xu Damao's drinking capacity. The few bottles on the table are enough to keep him drunk until the day after tomorrow."

After confirming that it was not Xu Damao, Shazhu followed Liu Guangtian out and asked him: "Guangtian, who else could this be if it wasn't Xu Damao?"

"Silly Zhu, no matter who this matter is, you can't delve into it, because if you don't do it right, the other person may be doomed, and then you will be hated to death by the other person's family."

After telling Si Zhu that the matter could not be investigated further, Liu Guangtian said to the elder who was following him: "Moreover, the elder is the one who talks about everything. Whether this matter really exists remains to be discussed.

.

Okay, I won’t bullshit you anymore. I’m going back to sleep and I have to go to work tomorrow. You guys should keep your voices down later and try not to disturb the neighbors!!”

After saying that, Liu Guangtian turned around and went home. Then he closed the door, turned off the lights, and went to sleep.

After watching Liu Guangtian leave, Shazhu immediately looked at the uncle, but he opened his mouth without saying a word for a long time. His face was full of complexity and helplessness.

Seeing the disappointed look on Silly Zhu's face, the uncle quickly explained: "Sinzhu, you and I really have nothing to do with this..."

"Master, don't explain. I'm tired. I'm going back to sleep. If you have anything to do in the future, you'd better go find someone else." Because he was so disappointed with Master, after interrupting him, Silly Zhu directly spoke

Turn around and leave, going back to the middle courtyard.

"Silly Zhu, silly..."

The first man wanted to explain, but Shazhu didn't give him a chance. Now Shazhu doesn't even want to hear what he has to say.

After watching Silly Zhu leave bitterly, the old man could only helplessly take a flashlight and tissues and turn around to go home.

Just when he got home, the old man looked at the tissue in his hand and was stunned: "Flashlight, tissue, what did I do when I came out just now? Damn it, my stomach..."

Because it had been forgotten for too long, by the time the uncle remembered it, he had no time to go to the toilet because the embankment had burst and the flood had been released!!

Poof~~!!
Chapter completed!