[19] Facing the provocation of the door, the second uncle gave him a gentle slap!
"Come on, you are stupid, come on, you are stupid, come on, you are stupid..."
"I'm so handsome, why should I worry about not getting a wife?? I'm so handsome, why should I worry about not getting a wife??...."
"You are already old enough, so hurry up! You are old enough, so hold on tight!! But you are old enough, so hurry up!!..."
Liu Guangfu went home happily to cook, but Sha Zhu was depressed by the few words he said when he left.
In Shazhu's mind, Liu Guangfu's words were constantly being repeated.
Even if these words were repeated over and over again, the most depressing thing for Silly Zhu was that these words Liu Guangfu said were still true.
Liu Guangfu is really good-looking and attractive to girls, so he doesn't have to worry about finding a wife. And he is really old and needs to hurry up.
"Damn it, how dare you call a little brat like Liu Guangfu depressed."
"No, I can't delay like this any longer. I have to hurry up and find a wife, otherwise I will really become an old bachelor!!"
"I have saved more than two hundred yuan, which should be enough for me to marry a beautiful wife!"
"I don't need beauties like Lou Xiao'e and Yu Li. I can marry someone like Qin Huairu."
After muttering, Shazhu habitually reached for his wife who was hiding under the bed.
It's just that in the past, he could touch his wife Ben with just a stretch of his hand. Today, he spent a long time in shock and couldn't touch it.
"Where is my cloth bag? Where is my wife Ben? Why can't I touch it??"
After touching for several times but not finding anything, Silly Zhu immediately lay down on the ground and looked under the bed. However, he was completely stunned when he saw that his wife Ben was missing.
"In the courtyard, there are people who come to my house uninvited. One is Qin Huairu, and the other is her son Banggen."
"If Qin Huairu takes my money, she will definitely tell me. She didn't tell me about it just now, so she didn't do it."
"If it wasn't her, there's only one possibility. This possibility is that that guy Bangge took my money!!"
Silly Zhu is actually very smart when dealing with matters that are not related to Qin Huairu.
No, he immediately targeted the thief who stole his wife's book, Bangge.
After locking the target, Shazhu didn't say anything in order to make Qin Huairu look good.
Instead, he went directly to Qin Huairu's house and quietly asked Banggeng if he had stolen his money...
Originally, he wanted to frame Liu Guangfu for stealing money.
As a result, Silly Zhu was the first one to find his own home and ask himself.
This made Bangge, who always had a good reputation, get upset immediately; "Silly Zhu, what do you mean? It's none of my business that your wife is gone. I originally wanted to tell you who I saw entering your house today."
It’s inside, I won’t tell you now, just go and find it yourself, hum!!”
"Silly Zhu, do you do anything like this? There are so many children in the yard, how could you suddenly think that it was our Terrier who stole it? My Terrier is so well-behaved, how could he steal your things!!"
After Banggeng was fried in the pot, Jia and Zhang immediately followed the one who scolded Qi Zhu.
Even Qin Huairu, after hearing Banggeng say that he knew who had entered Shazhu's house, he also started talking about Shazhu's fault; "Sinzhu, you went too far this time. My Banggeng originally wanted to
I’m helping you, but you’re not even happy to say it…”
"My fault, my fault, BangGeng, please forgive your stupid uncle. It was your stupid uncle just now and I was reckless!!"
After hearing what Qin Huairu and his family said, Shazhu thought he had really misunderstood Bangge, so after apologizing, he quickly tried to please Bangge; "Banggen, do you think this will work? Don't you like it?"
Do you want to eat chicken? Now as long as you tell Uncle Silly who entered Uncle Silly’s house, how about Uncle Silly going to buy an old hen and stew it for you himself??”
"Mom, grandma, you guys testify that Silly Zhu himself told me to give this old hen to me. If I tell him later and he doesn't give it to me, you have to bear witness for me!!" Hearing that Silly Zhu wanted to cook the old hen for himself,
Banggeng immediately brought his grandmother and mother to testify. He felt that he was destined to be the old hen of Silly Zhu.
After hearing Bangge's words with certainty, Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang, who already felt that it was impossible for him to steal the money, just laughed happily; "It's okay, mom and grandma will give it to you [grandma and your mom will give it to you"
You] testify that we are not afraid that Silly Zhu will rely on you as an old hen. You should quickly tell me who you saw entering Silly Zhu’s house. If you find the person earlier, you can get your Uncle Silly’s money back sooner.
.”
"Yes, Liu Guangfu!!"
After saying Liu Guangfu's name with a smile, Banggeng added mysteriously: "I saw him enter your house in the morning, and I also saw him buying candies outside at noon.
After eating, I even saw him hiding money on the fence of his chicken shed in the afternoon, and there was a lot of money!!"
"Good guy, I was wondering just now how that boy had toffee to share with Yan Jiekui and Yan Jiedi. This bastard of love is trying to eat my wife!!"
"It's okay to eat my wife, but just now you were still there and said to me, 'I'm handsome, don't worry about not getting a wife, but you should hurry up now that you're old.' Good guy, I was so angry that I almost felt depressed.
"
"Banggan, Puppet Flower, Xiaodang, help me go out and call for a meeting. Today I have to teach this bastard a lesson in front of the whole hospital. He stole my wife and even laughed at me for not being able to marry a wife. No.
If I take care of him, I won’t call him He Yuzhu!!”
After listening to Bangge's words, and thinking of Liu Guangfu's eating candies and laughing at himself, Si Zhu was furious on the spot. He was so angry that he immediately called Bangge and the others to call for a meeting.
Following Silly Zhu's blow, the cute Huaihua called the First Master out to preside over the meeting; "First Master, my Silly Uncle said there is a meeting!!"
Xiaodang, who was pretty good-looking and older, was not idle either. He went to call the third uncle: "Third uncle, my stupid uncle said he was going to hold a meeting!!"
Bangge, who was a bit too loud, went to Liu Guangfu's house to play the piano; "Second uncle, my stupid uncle said that he would hold a meeting to criticize your Liu Guangfu for stealing more than two hundred yuan from him. Come out and die quickly.
,Ha ha???!(??????)??!!"
They are enjoying Liu Guangfu’s pickled fish, fish head with chopped pepper, egg tofu, green onion pancakes, and the second uncle who feels that his current high-quality life is becoming more and more leading.
After hearing Banggeng's words that ruined the atmosphere, he stood up and walked towards the door. Then without saying a word, he raised his hand, slapped and banged Banggeng out of the door.
Bangge, who happily came over to scream, was immediately stunned. He sat at the door for a long time and didn't even know how to get up.
When he found out, he immediately hugged his swollen face and ran home crying loudly; "Mom, grandma, Silly Zhu, I went to inform the meeting, but the second uncle hit me, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Chapter completed!