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[134] The sticks with the backing are so fierce

After a simple dinner with several family members, Liu Guangfu, who was promoted to Banggeng's uncle, immediately called Banggeng, who was walking again, to give him a lecture.

He mistakenly thought that when Liu Guangfu called him to come to him, he had already learned that he had stolen an old hen from his house. So when Banggeng walked to Liu Guangfu, he immediately said, "Liu Guangfu is not me."

, I didn’t steal your two old hens, it was Yan Jiefang who stole your old hens, not me!!”

"Yan Jiefang is freed?"

Liu Guangfu was stunned when he heard Bangge's words. He was a little confused about how Yan Jiefang, who had been sentenced to three months, could be released so soon.

Seeing that Liu Guangfu didn't talk about stealing the chicken, Banggeng immediately nodded and said, "Well, he came out. You came back the next day after you went out with my aunt. After he came back, he went to settle the account with you. The result was nothing."

I found you, and then I seemed to be very unhappy with you, so I got up secretly in the middle of the night and stole your chicken."

Liu Guangfu knew that Bangge was not lying this time, and that his old hen Yan Jiefang probably really stole it, but he was smart and knew that Bangge definitely did not tell the whole truth.

Liu Guangfu felt that the complete story was probably that Yan Jiefang stole an old hen from their family and happened to be seen by Banggeng. Then Banggeng, who had always had a problem with him, took advantage of the situation and killed another old hen of his family.

The chicken was also stolen.

Of course, since there was no evidence, Liu Guangfu did not directly say anything to Bangge, but directly smiled and said to him; "Banggen, I didn't ask you to come over to ask you about this. I asked you to come over here."

Let me ask you, what’s going on with your feet and face, why are you walking like eight figures again, and why do you still have a matchmaker’s mole on your face?”

When Liu Guangfu heard that he was curious about his feet and face, Banggeng immediately felt as if he had been penetrated by a mouse and bitten in the crotch, which made his balls hurt.

What happened to his feet? He stole Liu Guangfu’s chicken and went out to make roast chicken. After eating it, he felt dizzy while walking, stepped on ice, and the soles of his feet slipped. Then he did the splits and it hurt.

, and it has been several days, and the pain is still severe.

And where did the matchmaker mole on his face come from? At that time, he wanted to imitate Liu Guangfu and make money as a matchmaker, so he ran to Silly Zhu and said that he wanted to introduce Ran Qiuye to him, but Silly Zhu came.

He said he doesn't look like a matchmaker without a matchmaker mole.

After being rejected by Silly Zhu, Bangge didn't give up. He immediately started planning how to get a matchmaker mole for himself.

Then by chance, he saw Lou Xiao'e handling a big carp. As we all know, fish scales on the skin will cause hemorrhoids, so this silly boy went over and took two fish scales and stuck them on his face.

At that time, Lou Xiao'e saw Banggen putting fish scales on his face, and was so frightened that she quickly reminded him: "Banggen, take off the fish scales quickly, otherwise you will have the kind of fish scales that will grow back after being cut off."

It’s hemorrhoids. It’ll be very ugly to have this thing on your face. Take it off quickly and be obedient. If you want to eat fish, aunt will give you half of it.”

At that time, Bangge accepted half of Lou Xiao'e's fish and obediently removed the fish scales from her face.

But after he returned home and gave the fish to Qin Huairu to cook and eat, he quietly took two fish scales and put them on his face before going to bed.

Just like that, when Bangjian woke up the next day, he was very lucky to have two fish-scale hemorrhoids on his face. In order to make it look like a matchmaker mole, the silly boy even smeared some Liu Guangfu on it.

The dye on the little doll, and then his face turned into this ghostly look.

Of course, this is not what makes Banggeng the most angry. What makes Banggian the most angry is that after his matchmaker mole was done, Si Zhu actually told him that he had asked someone to ask Liu Guangfu for help and that he was no longer needed.

Not only did he not become a matchmaker, but later when he was planning to get rid of his matchmaker mole, Banggeng was horrified to find that he couldn't get rid of his matchmaker mole, and two long hairy beards had strangely grown in the middle.

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It is impossible for Liu Guangfu to tell the above things to Liu Guangfu. He is so face-saving that he just started talking nonsense: "It's nothing, I accidentally split my foot and it's just a little thing on my face. We are handsome."

These things are not in the way..."

Seeing that Banggeng had deceived him, Liu Guangfu immediately smiled and said to him; "When you meet Yan Jiefang later, just tell him that he called you grandpa three times and then forget about it, but he stole my chicken."

If he doesn't yell, tell him you'll let me beat him until he has no teeth to eat on New Year's Eve, go ahead..."

"I know where Yan Jiefang is now. I'll tell him right now. I've been unhappy with that kid for a long time. Today I must let him obediently call me grandpa a few times, hahaha." It's a bit of a cliché to use chicken feathers as darts.

As soon as he heard Liu Guangfu's words, he immediately ran out to find Yan Jiefang with excitement on his face.

After watching Bangge leave, Liu Guangfu and Qin Jingru went to the kitchen to help the second aunt, deal with the pheasants they brought back, and a big pig head that the pork guy left for him, and then he started cooking there.

Here comes the braised food that can be eaten for several days.

While Liu Guangfu was obediently helping with the New Year food at home, Banggeng finally successfully found Yan Jiefang and five or six of Yan Jiefang's followers at a street corner, who were warming themselves by the fire.

Although Yan Jiefang dislikes Liu Guangfu as much as Banggeng does, he also dislikes Banggeng just as much as Banggeng dislikes him.

So when he saw Banggeng coming to his territory, Yan Jiefang immediately picked up a stone and threw it next to him and said, "You child without a father, why are you coming to my territory? Your skin is too itchy and flat, right?"

In Yan Jiefang's understanding, Bangge, a kid who was barely thirteen years old today, would have been so frightened by him that he would have turned around and run away.

But what Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiefang's followers never dreamed of was that instead of being afraid of Yan Jiefang's intimidating stick this time, he walked up to Yan Jiefang in a swaggering manner, then raised his hand and gave him

slapped him.

"You..." Faced with Banggeng's sudden slap, Yan Jiefang was immediately stunned by him.

Yan Jiefang couldn't believe that a kid like Bang Gang, who was still studying, dared to slap Yan Jiefang, the leader of Nanluogu Lane, in the face.

Pa~pa~pa~ Seeing that Yan Jiefang was beaten by him to the point where he didn't know how to resist, and his cock was a little too much for a moment, he immediately raised his palm and gave him a few more hard blows; "What are you doing?"

You, rude, grandson, you have to call me grandpa, I am your awesome grandpa, please call me grandpa a few times and listen, hahaha."

Seeing Yan Jiefang, who was the leader in Nanluogu Lane, being slapped several times by Bang Gang, several of Yan Jiefang's followers were shocked by Bang Gang's courage, but they all knew that this child was probably dead, and he might have to die young.
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