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Chapter 4 Adults Don't

As the ruler of the Gaotang world ten thousand years ago, what kind of scene does the Ancient God have not seen? What does it mean to be a thousand-year-old ginseng king?

Maybe Lord Gu Shen usually feeds the thousand-year-old ginseng king to his dogs?

However, apart from the Millennium Ginseng King, the only thing Ding Linglong can use is her own body...

She wanted to seduce her, but unfortunately, most of the ancient gods wouldn't accept this trick...

In fact, it's not that Zhao Tianxiu looks down on the Thousand-Year Ginseng King, but that getting rich is more important to him than the Thousand-Year Ginseng King.

He is an orphan whose parents have died.

Facai was his father's pet and stayed with him for ten years, from elementary school to high school.

One weekend before the college entrance examination, his parents took him on a self-driving trip to Fairy Mountain.

Originally, he wanted Zhao Tianxiu, who was overwhelmed by the pressure of the college entrance examination, to relax, but unexpectedly he got into a car accident...

Zhao Tianxiu's mentality suddenly collapsed. Not only did he become an orphan, he also performed abnormally in the college entrance examination and failed to pass three exams.

Not wanting to go to any major, Zhao Tianxiu directly took over the family's small supermarket and was able to live a long life at a young age.

It has been two years since my parents left. In these two years, Zhao Tianxiu has been dependent on the three auspicious treasures.

It was the company of the three auspicious treasures that helped him survive the most difficult years.

Therefore, the three auspicious treasures are very important to him.

Facai is ten years old this year, and he is already considered the birthday boy among dogs.

Although it usually looks quite active, the hair around its mouth and nose is all white, making it look like it has a white beard.

Zhao Tianxiu remembered that when he was rich, his fur was shiny and shiny, but he didn't know when it started to become rough and dull.

Even though it still likes to interact with Zhao Tianxiu, it spends more and more time sleeping.

Even when interacting, the movements are getting slower and slower.

A mouth full of rotten teeth and bad breath...

Zhao Tianxiu knows that getting rich is getting old.

Maybe one day, I will fall asleep and never wake up again.

Zhao Tianxiu didn't want to lose Facai, so after knowing that Millennium Ginseng King could prolong life, he didn't hesitate to feed it to Facai.

However, Zhao Tianxiu did not dare to have any hope as to how much effect the Millennium Ginseng King could have on making a fortune.

After all, for making a fortune, the Millennium Ginseng King is too small and can’t even fit between the teeth...

Of course, it is not that Zhao Tianxiu has never thought about the problem of "people who are not from my race must have different minds."

This thousand-year-old ginseng king may really be a treasure that can strengthen the body and prolong life, but it may also be an intestinal poison disguised as a thousand-year-old ginseng king.

But even if the intestinal poison is not enough to fill the gap between the teeth, how much damage can it cause?

Whether it is Thousand-Year-Old Ginseng King or Intestinal Poison, they are actually too small for the huge body of Fortune.

The most likely possibility is that it has no effect, but if it does, it will be good to make you rich and extend your life for one year.

Even after eating Thousand-year-old Ginseng King for a fortune, I didn’t feel much because it was really not enough to fill the gap between my teeth.

It all suspected that Zhao Tianxiu had made a fake move. After all, Zhao Tianxiu had done this kind of fake move often before...

Yawning loudly, Fa Cai felt his eyelids were heavy, licked Zhao Tianxiu's hand, turned around and left.

It wants to go back to its kennel to sleep.

Is it really useless? Zhao Tianxiu was very disappointed.

But it is reasonable, after all, the dosage of medication for adults and children is different.

Children's medicine may not work when given to adults, and children may get into trouble if they take adult medicine.

In terms of making a fortune, the thousand-year-old ginseng king, which is thinner than a hair, is really insignificant...

Shaking his head, Zhao Tianxiu looked at Ding Linglong again. Ding Linglong shrank and hugged herself subconsciously:

Sir, please don't...

I think you’re thinking about shit! Zhao Tianxiu understood Ding Linglong’s subtext and rolled her eyes angrily:

"Any more?"

Any more?

Ding Linglong's whole body felt bad: There is a hair! Do you think the Millennium Ginseng King is Chinese cabbage?

Ding Linglong was just thinking about this in her heart, but she didn't dare to be presumptuous in front of Lord Gu Shen.

So she took out all the valuable things on her body with tears in her eyes:

"Sir, that's all I have..."

Zhao Tianxiu looked at the pile of small odds and ends presented by Ding Linglong with a strange expression:

"What is all this?"

Fearing that Zhao Tianxiu would not be interested, Ding Linglong quickly sold the bunch of little bits and pieces one by one:

"Sir, this is called [Golden Sore Medicine]. When you are injured by a sword or broken by a fall, applying it will immediately relieve pain and stop bleeding, let alone pus...

"This is called the [South China Sea Divine Needle]. It is our Nanhai Sect's unique hidden weapon. It is indestructible and indestructible..."

Speaking of this, Ding Linglong secretly glanced at Zhao Tianxiu's face and immediately gave up her thoughts:

No, it's too thick...

"This is called [Shaking Mountain Palm Technique]. It is one of the secret techniques of our Nanhai Sect. It has powerful palm power..."

"This is called "Flying in the Sky" Qing Gong. It is also one of the secret techniques of our Nanhai Sect. It can fly in the sky..."

Raise your hands, shake, come together...

Zhao Tianxiu almost sang it. In fact, every young man has a martial arts dream, and Zhao Tianxiu also has it.

I also hit bricks to practice iron sand palm, tied up sandbags to practice Qinggong, and finally... I still wore a bed sheet as a cloak to feel comfortable.

Now that he is older, it is a bit inappropriate to wear bedsheets. Zhao Tianxiu can only stay true to his original intention in online games.

But he didn't expect that one day, a female warrior claiming to be from the martial arts plane would appear in front of him out of thin air...

It's a little small, but it's still usable.

Zhao Tianxiu is referring to the secret books, "Overwhelming Mountains" and "Flying in the Sky".

Zhao Tianxiu pretended to be casually picking up small pieces with his fingertips. Ding Linglong regarded him as a legendary ancient god. Zhao Tianxiu felt that it was necessary to maintain this persona.

Even if Zhao Tianxiu really wants the secret books of "Overwhelming Mountains" and "Flying in the Sky", he cannot reveal his strong desire in front of Ding Linglong.

With a disdainful smile on his lips, Zhao Tianxiu picked up the golden sore medicine, threw it away, and picked up Nan, Nan, Nan...

Well, Zhao Tianxiu admitted that he couldn't pinch it because the South China Sea needle was really too thin.

Fortunately, I didn’t ejaculate! Ding Linglong’s mouth twitched when she saw it: The magic needle of the South China Sea is not as thick as other people’s hair, so it will be useful if you ejaculate...

Mahler Gobi! Zhao Tianxiu pinched it a few times but failed to pick it up. He couldn't help but became angry and slapped the table!

His slap on the table was like thunder to Ding Linglong. Ding Linglong rolled her eyes and fainted...

"Hey! Wake up! Don't pretend to be dead! I've seen it all!"

Zhao Tianxiu put Ding Linglong's small and exquisite body in the palm of his hand and poked Ding Linglong with a toothpick. Ding Linglong didn't wake up, so he poked Ding Linglong again...

Finally, Zhao Tianxiu believed that she had really fainted.

However, there is a way to faint. Zhao Tianxiu took a sip of water, held it in his mouth and squirted hard towards Ding Linglong:

"puff--"

It's pouring rain!

Ding Linglong woke up with a cry and wiped her face. She felt that the rain seemed a little sticky...

As soon as she opened her eyes and saw Zhao Tianxiu's huge face, Ding Linglong looked like a young girl who had been abused by a group of burly men. She was so frightened that she huddled up in a ball.

Crossing his hands and hugging his chest, he screamed:
Chapter completed!
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