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Chapter 964 What are you waiting for, come on!

Xu Feng smiled helplessly, "Okay, I'm really looking forward to the way you hit the giant spider's internal organs with a hammer in a while."

The hammer hesitated for a moment, "Forget it, let's give me that Bomilo sword."

Xu Feng corrected: "It's the sword of Boromir."

Tie Hammer said indifferently: "Who can remember such a long foreign name? Anyway, you just need to know what I'm talking about."

Xu Feng laughed and handed the Boromier Sword to Iron Hammer. He took out the Terryton Sword and slashed at the spider's legs on this side.

The hammer slashed at the spider's legs on the other side.

Xu Feng's left hand was still stuffed at the mouth of the hammer, tightly pinching it.

This posture is really awkward, but Xu Feng doesn't think so.

Very cool!

Xu Feng made a fuss and cut off all his legs and feet. When he looked back quietly, the hammer was twisting and chopping the third spider's legs and feet.

While the hammer was not paying attention, Xu Feng inserted the Sword of Terryton into the spider's internal organs, then took out a detoxification pill and took it in one mouthful.

Of course he kept the antidote pills, and he also kept several, just to deal with today's scenes.

However, the hammer was staring at him just now, and he had not had time to eat.

After taking the antidote pill, Xu Feng felt itchy with his right hand and couldn't help but rub it.

The hammer hummed in a low voice, but did not turn his head, but continued to chop the spider's legs and feet.

Xu Feng laughed secretly. After the itch in his arms subsided, he couldn't help but cough a few more times, and a stream of black blood came out.

This is a sign that the toxin is eliminated, but it looks a bit scary.

The hammer quickly threw away the Sword of Boromir and said in horror: "Xufeng! Xufeng! What's wrong with you? Don't scare me! Don't scare me!"

Xu Feng pretended to be weak and said, "Iron Hammer, my...'s heart is probably going to be over."

Tiehai hurriedly said, "What should I do? What should I do? Xu Feng, tell me quickly, what should I do, so that you can be fine?"

Xu Feng shook his head, "There is a solution, but...oh, we are brothers, we can't do that."

Tiehammer said anxiously: "When is it? You still say such things! What can I do to save you!"

Xu Feng said: "I need a girl's first kiss to save my numb heart."

Tie Hammer said in shock: "There is still such a cure?"

Xu Feng said seriously: "Yes, this is a folk remedy. Have you never heard of it? The folk remedy is used to treat serious illnesses."

Tiehammer asked, "Then why do you want a girl's first kiss? Isn't it possible to have a first kiss?"

"No!" Xu Feng said seriously: "Because only the first kiss can inspire the indescribable surging feeling in a man's heart. Wait - why do you ask this? Do you have no first kiss anymore?"

The hammer's face seemed to be burning, "I, I don't know if it's gone. Maybe, maybe, it's gone?"

Xu Feng suddenly felt a strong and inexplicable emotion in his heart, "Who? You snatched your first kiss!?"

Tie Hammer said with a red face: "Snow Emperor..."

"Damn him--huh?" Xu Feng was stunned, "Snow Emperor? Our Snow Emperor?"

Tie Hammer said with a red face: "Yes."

Xu Feng was confused, "This, what's going on?"

"Once I was in a coma, and she kissed me while I was in a coma." Tieqiao gritted his teeth and said, "It's because of this that I am irreconcilable with her!"

"Wait!" Xu Feng said quickly: "You are unconscious, she takes the opportunity to kiss you? Why didn't I know that Emperor Xue has a hobby in this regard!"

Xuedi is a person with social phobia!

Not to mention saying a word, even taking off her mask would be like killing her life!

How could Emperor Xue take advantage of the danger of stealing a kiss, and even stealing a kiss to a same-sex person?

Xu Feng frowned and said, "Isn't Xuedi giving you artificial respiration to save you?"

Tiehui said hatefully: "I asked her this way, but she responded coldly with two words."

Xu Feng asked, "What two words? Forget it, you need to say it, I have guessed it. What Emperor Xue must be saying is the word [idiot], right?"

Tieqiao said hatefully: "Yes! That's right! She not only stole my first kiss, but also mocked me as an idiot! So, from that day on, I changed my name to Murong Henxue! I went against her everywhere! When she went east, I must go west! When she went west, I must go east!"

Xu Feng said helplessly: "Iron Hammer! Sometimes I really suspect that your head is made of iron lumps. Xuedi said you are idiots, but there is still some reason."

"You!" Tie Hammer was suddenly a little angry.

Xu Feng smiled and said, "Don't be angry first. Didn't you fall into a coma at that time? Xuedi took off his mask and did artificial respiration with you. That would be what a friend who has treated you as a life. She didn't snatch your first kiss, she saved your life."

Tie Hammer pouted, "I would rather have my first kiss been snatched away by her than she was saving my life. If she really did that to save my life, wouldn't I have been on the wrong path for so many years? I can't accept it."

Xu Feng smiled and said, "If you know you are on the wrong path and don't turn back in time, then you are a real idiot."

Tieqiao pursed his lips slightly, "Don't talk about me and Emperor Xue, first, how to solve your poison-ah, after saying so long, you are not dead yet?"

Xu Feng hurriedly said, "I'm here, ahem, I'm trying hard to support it, but if you don't hurry up and give me a first kiss, I really can't hold on."

Tiehammer said anxiously: "But, my first kiss is really gone, I can't save you! Why don't we go back and find Gandalf!"

Xu Feng said with a giggle and laughter: "What are you doing with Lao Gan! I don't want that old man even if he has a first kiss! I want a girl! I want something that makes me excited!"

Tie Hammer hurriedly said, "But, only if we find Gandalf first, can Gandalf teleport us back, and then we can find a good girl in Canyon Town and ask her to give her first kiss to you to save your life!"

Xu Feng smiled and said, "Don't let go of the distance, just your first kiss!"

Tie Hammer was about to cry, "But, I'm gone!"

Xu Feng said, "This is it, try it. If my poison is relieved by you, it means that the Snow Emperor did not snatch your first kiss, but gave you artificial respiration to save you. Of course, if I still die after you kiss me, it means that your first kiss was indeed snatched away by the Snow Emperor. At that time, it will not be too late to settle the score with her."

Tie Hammer thought for a while, "It seems that this is the reason."
Chapter completed!
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