Chapter 864 Now you remember that Lao Tzu is your brother?
Billbo was so angry that he wanted to throw the newspaper.
What does it mean that I have a good relationship with your mother?
What did I see when your grandfather was very young?
Who do you think you are?
Elf?
If you are an elf, you may say this seems to be a bit credible.
But you obviously have a human body and your beard is so vague!
I think you have Alzheimer's disease?
Bilbo scolded Gandalf in his heart, but he said with great care: "If you want to come to the Hobbit's house for dinner, I suggest you go out and turn left."
This is a very polite order to expel the guests, okay?
Gandalf laughed, "It seems you really don't remember me, okay, I'll give you some tips."
As he said that, Gandalf raised his hand and waved his hand. The tent on the carriage behind him was lifted up, revealing the fireworks of the entire carriage.
Bilbo immediately took a breath of air conditioning, and his whole eyes were firmly attracted by the colorful fireworks.
Xu Feng also browed.
One of the alchemy tasks given to him by Uncle Mishe was to obtain Gandalf's magic fireworks.
The fireworks on the car look ordinary and rough, and have no magical effects.
Billbo seemed to remember something and said loudly: "Well! You are that so-and-so! Yes! You are that that… that… that fireworks merchant! I did see you when I was a child!"
Gandalf smiled bitterly and said, "I... well, I, such a great wizard, I am actually regarded as a firework seller by you, but it doesn't matter, you will know who I am sooner or later. Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce you to you. These two are my friends, one is Diedi and the other is Tiehammer."
Bilbo frowned and said, "Does all the fireworks sellers bring assistants now? It seems that the business is good. But I'm sorry, I'm a little sleepy. I'm going to go back to bed. If you want to have a free meal, then go to another house."
As he said that, Bilbo walked towards the room.
Gandalf smiled and said, "It just so happens that I'm going to buy some essentials too, so we can use them on the way. Diedi and Hammer, you two will stay here first, I'll buy it and come back."
"Okay, go get busy." Xu Feng grinned.
Gandalf left the carriage in the empty yard, took out his crooked cane and drew two strokes on Bilbo's wooden door.
Two blue lights then attached to the wooden door, but disappeared quickly.
Bilbo asked in surprise: "Hey, what did you draw on my door?"
Gandalf shrugged, "What did you see?"
Bilbo said: "I saw nothing!"
Gandalf smiled and said, "Then I'll paint nothing!"
"But I obviously... forget it!" Bilbo quickly walked into his bag bottom hole and slammed the door.
As a Hobbit, his approach is naturally very rude.
Gandalf didn't care. He nodded to Xufeng and Tie Hammer, and walked out of the empty courtyard.
As soon as Gandalf left, Tiehai frowned and shouted at Xufeng: "?Is it so? You call me me? I treat you as a brother. Not only do you want to sleep with me, but you also want to call me?! Xufeng! You are such a beast!"
As he said that, Tiehammer reached out to pound Xufeng's shoulder.
Xu Feng hurriedly begged for mercy and said, "Iron Hammer, don't make a fuss, Bilbo is peeking at us from the window! It's not good for us to fight outside of other people's house. Besides, we are brothers, it's not harmful to make a joke between brothers."
"Now you remember that I am your brother? I am going to hit my brother today!" As he said that, the hammer showed two forging hammers, and one move of two winds poured into his ears, slamming Xu Feng's head fiercely.
Xu Feng was extremely fast and easily avoided the heavy blow of the hammer, but he deliberately pretended to be hit and fell to the ground with a plop.
Iron Hammer poked Xu Feng with his toes, "Get up, keep hitting!"
Xu Feng pretends to be dead.
Tie Hammer immediately understood what Xu Feng meant and shouted loudly: "Xu--Die! Di! What's wrong with you? Don't scare me! Bilbo! Come and save people!"
Bilbo in the bottom hole was peeking at the situation outside through the window. When he saw the hammer, he slapped Died to the ground with one hammer. He was so scared that his face pale and did not dare to speak.
The hammer shouted, "Bilbo, you are still a hobbit! How could you bear to die and refuse to save me!"
Bilbo leaned against the door, struggled for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth, pushed the door and rushed out.
"Come on, carry him into the bottom hole of my bag, pay attention to the carpet on the porch, which is my grandfather's grandfather's. Oh, don't touch this door frame, because this door frame is the door frame I like very much."
As Bilbo's chattering, the hammer directly carried Xu Feng and walked into the low and luxurious bottom hole with great strides.
Bilbo was completely stunned.
He had never seen such a strong woman.
The hammer stood on the carpet of Grandpa Bilbo's grandpa, looked around the room, and then said in admiration: "Bilbo, you are really a rich second generation. Your family is too luxurious, right?"
Ordinary bag bottom pits are very low, while Bilbo's bag bottom pit has a beam of two meters high.
This is nothing in human architecture, but in the Hobbit's bag-bottom pit, this is a rather magnificent house.
Bilbo asked puzzledly: "What is a rich second generation?"
Xu Feng said: "It's just that your father is very rich."
Bilbo said seriously: "Then I can't be considered a rich second generation, because not only my father is rich, but my grandfather is rich, and my grandfather's grandfather is rich, our Baggins family has been born from generation to generation... Wait! Didn't you get a hammer? How could you still talk! You, you didn't shed blood?"
The hammer threw Xu Feng on the ground and said with a smile: "How great is this, it won't stain your grandpa's carpet."
Billbo nodded, "This is a good thing."
Xu Feng patted the dirt on his body, stood up and said, "I finally came in. Everyone in the door was guests. Master Bilbo, would you please get some food for us?"
Bilbo pursed his lips, "Sorry, I'm actually quite poor. All you see is an illusion. I don't have food at home, so why don't you go to another house to eat."
Xu Feng nodded, "That's OK - hammer, take away his grandfather's carpet. He is so poor that he is not worthy of using his grandfather's carpet."
"No, no!" Bilbo shouted loudly: "I remember, I still have some breakfast at home! I'll get it for you now!"
Xu Feng smiled and said, "This is almost the same."
Bilbo muttered helplessly, then went to the kitchen to tinker for a while, then brought a portion of cornbread, a portion of aromatic rabbit meat, a portion of delicious candied fruit, and two cups of honey tea drinks.
Chapter completed!