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Chapter 723 Jack is getting married!

Jack suddenly woke up.

He saw a fat man in a suit and tie standing in front of him.

The man had a big pig nose, a beard on his face, but a bare head.

His face was full of fierceness and his teeth were all broken, which was extremely incompatible with the suit he was wearing.

"Fate is really magical, Jack Sparrow! Haha!" When this man spoke, his nasal sound was very heavy, and the final ending sound always had a "hum" sound, just like a pig was humming.

Jack said in shock: "No, right? Pighead Pelley? Is it really you? Old friend? Ahhaha, so good. I really didn't expect to meet you here! Do you remember the days when we were pirates together? That was so free and happy!"

Pighead Pelley hummed coldly, "Xiaoyao happy? I'm afraid you are the one who is happy, Jack Hum! Thirty years ago, you borrowed ten gold coins from me and agreed to return them to me, but you lost all your news!"

Jack shrugged, "You can't blame me for this, Pig Head. You know, I'm a busy man. If you don't come to collect debts, how can you pay it back by yourself? Besides, when I borrowed you ten gold coins, I mortgaged you!"

Pighead Pelli said in a grim voice: "Yes! Your mortgage is a chart! You said there is an island near the Pacific equator, and there is platinum everywhere on the island! Platinum! I recruited sailors and sent my family to search for that island, but I found such a broken island!"

Jack smiled and said, "Congratulations! So this is the legendary Platinum Island!"

"Platinum is a damn hum!" Pighead Pelley roared angrily: "What kind of platinum is just bird droppings!"

Jack hurriedly said, "Perley, you don't know anything about this. Bird guano is actually very valuable. Some rich people specialize in eating bird guano to treat diseases."

Pighead Pelley was stunned and then shook his head vigorously, "No, Jack, I won't be fooled by you again Humph! This island is now my private territory. I am the great lord here and the king here. I have the final say here! And you, Jack, must pay off your debt! Humph now! Humph now! Humph now!"

Jack hurriedly said, "Okay, I will definitely pay it back, but I can't take out the ten gold coins at once. Please give me a few days."

Pighead Pelli said coldly: "Her name is Artbis."

Pighead Pelley said, pointing to a fat woman in a wedding dress and holding a bouquet in her hand.

Jack looked in the direction of Pighead Pelley's finger and exclaimed immediately.

That woman is more than just fat, she is simply... terrible!

Her red hair was scattered on her huge head, her waist was as bloated as if she was pregnant for ten months, her face was densely packed with acne marks and a pus pit on the corner of her mouth.

She held a carpet of flowers in one hand and a greasy pig's hooves in the other hand. While looking at Jack with a giggle, she gnawed the pig's hooves in her hand, as if Jack was her pig's hooves.

Pighead Pelli grinned and said, "Jack, you are so lucky! Artbis is my sister, my dear sister! She just became a widow yesterday, and you came. Do you think this is fate?"

Jack said with a giggle and laughter: "Wait! She is your sister of Pig Head Pelly? She was just widowed yesterday? Is it a bit too fast to get married today? Even if we really want to get married, at least we have to cultivate our relationship first."

Fat woman Atebis gnawed the pig's hooves while muttering: "I oppose pre-marital x behavior."

"I mean to communicate with each other, but I didn't say that I should do anything directly!"

"How can you be considered a communication of feelings without behavior?" Fat woman Atebis sneered.

"...Ling Mei is so generous." Jack said to Pig Head Pelley with a wry smile: "Brother Pig Head, let's discuss it again. Isn't it just ten gold coins? It's easy to talk about, easy to talk about."

Pighead Pelli said coldly: "Ten gold coins? No, ten gold coins, that's what we were from thirty years ago! Ligali, Liguli, you have to pay me at least 100,000 gold coins now!"

Jack exclaimed, "Pelley, are you too cruel?"

Pighead Pelley said in a grim voice: "Anyway, Jack, you either return me 100,000 gold coins immediately! Or you marry my sister! You are a smart person, I think you should make a choice with such great benefits."

Fat woman Atebis said impatiently: "Can you start quickly? I'm already hungry! Hurry up and end the ceremony, then start the wedding banquet, and then you can enter the bridal chamber!"

Jack opened his mouth wide and said, "Wait, didn't you just eat a pig's trotter?"

Artbis frowned and said, "Is that just a snack good?"

Jack is about to cry.

At this time, a pair of fat children rushed to Atbis and shouted that they were hungry.

Jack said in shock: "Who is this?"

"Hmm your son and your daughter." Pighead Pelley grinned, "Or I'll say, Jack, you are such a lucky bastard. Before you get married, your son and daughter will have Hum."

"...Is this a bad luck?" Jack was so excited that he couldn't cry. "By the way, these two little kids, no, why are these two golden boys and jade girls not sad at all when their father died?"

Pighead Pelley shrugged, "The dead one is not their real father. My sister Artbis has had more than once marriages."

Jack opened his mouth.

Pighead Pelley smiled and said, "This is also your luck. Jack. People always make mistakes. If they make too many mistakes, they will be experienced and will not make the same mistakes. The lady in front of you is a tempered and tempered."

"I'll try it all over again?" Jack felt so desperate.

Artbis said impatiently: "Can you start soon? I'm so hungry!"

Jack hurriedly said, "Wait! Pig-head Pelley! Ling Mei is so outstanding, how can I deserve her? Let's choose another one! Well, by the way, Henry! Henry is pretty good! He is young and handsome, and is the most suitable for your girl!"

Pighead Pelley said in annoyance: "Do you think I haven't considered it? But Henry doesn't owe me money, and he is already engaged to the lady named Kalina Smith."

Jack looked at Henry and Kalina in surprise, "When are you guys?"

Kalina said for granted: "It happened very early, very early."

Henry said, "Just just now."

The two looked at each other and changed their words at the same time.

"Yes, just now."

"Indeed, that was a long time ago."

Jack said angrily: "You two unkind guys! Pighead Pelley, believe it or not, I am actually engaged, and I am also engaged to Kalina. For this reason, I can duel with that little white-faced Henry!"

Kalina shook her head, "I don't admit it."

Henry also shook his head, "He just doesn't want to marry Pig... Lingmei."
Chapter completed!
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