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Chapter 1536 Sorry, this is not a joke

Xu Feng smiled faintly and said, "That's right, I just want him. Oh, by the way, what's your name?"

The captain of the guard looked at Xu Feng in horror, then looked at Queen Kelandriel as if asking for help. Seeing that the queen said nothing, he said to Xu Feng with a sad face: "The Dragon Slayer, his subordinate is Liste."

"Liszt, a good name!" Xu Feng grabbed a spice barbecue and nodded with satisfaction while chewing the juicy venison.

The Chief of Guards, Rist, was even more frightened. He had heard that some of the guys in the human nobles liked men. He always thought that such things were simply unreasonable, but he did not expect that he would meet them personally today.

Xu Feng was eating meat while saying in a vague way: "Her Majesty, if you really want to repay me, then give me this Liszt, Little Li, you will follow me in the future. I promise to let you eat delicious food and drink spicy food. I can also ensure that you are happy and comfortable, and you can enjoy it from time to time, hahahahaha!"

Looking at Xu Feng's crazy laughter, Liszt's tears were about to flow.

I think he is a dignified elf guard in the golden forest. He is going to be treated as a toy for a human being. He is always going to be taken out from time to time. He really wants to draw his sword and commit suicide on the spot!

Xu Feng looked at Liszt's expression and couldn't help frowning and said, "I know you don't think our identities match, but you have to believe me. I have this ability and I can make you feel so happy!"

Liszt's tears really flowed down, and he knelt down on the ground with a thump: "Sir Dragon Slayer! Please! Let me go! I already have a loved one! And she is a woman! I can't make you happy, please find someone else!"

Puchi!

Xuedi, who was blocking the cloak to eat the pheasant legs, couldn't help but squirt out, as if there was a cloak blocking her, and no one saw her embarrassment.

Uncle Lin Hai, who was standing beside him, slammed the table with a laugh.

Xu Feng scratched his head, "Captain Liszt, it seems that what I told you is not the same thing. Have you misunderstood?"

Liszt hurriedly said, "I have no misunderstanding! I understand what the Dragon Slayer means! Believe me, Dragon Slayer, I am really willing to go through fire and water for you, because you are the hero of this era! Not only humans worship you! As an elves, I also admire you very well! But I really can't! I am a normal male elf... Of course, I am not saying that you are abnormal, after all, everyone has the right to choose their own orientation, but I really can't accept it, I really can't accept it, Her Majesty the Queen! Please give me a death! I really can't do it! I can't do it!"

Queen Kelandriel hesitated for a moment and cleared her throat, "Sir, Dragon Slayer...why do you change another one?"

Xu Feng smiled helplessly and said, "You all misunderstood! I want Liszt not what you imagined, and what I said is not the same as you understand it! I want everyone to have fun together! I not only want Liszt, but also a team of elf guards under Liszt!"

Plop!

All the guards present fell to the ground and shouted loudly: "Please let the Dragon Slayer go! Please let the Dragon Slayer go!"

Kellerpeng frowned and shook his head, whispered: "Really, this is the Dragon Slayer. One is not enough. He wants a whole harem!"

Xu Feng said helplessly: "You are really misunderstanding! My orientation is normal, okay? I want Liszt and his men to fight with me! I need manpower! I need manpower to confront King Ring Ling and Saruman's minions!"

As soon as these words came out, all the elves present were stunned.

Liszt blushed and said in a low voice: "Ah! It turns out that what the Dragon Slayer said is good... is good to kill the enemy in battle... I thought... cough cough... that's what! Liszt, I, Liszt, are willing to follow him to the death and have a good time with the Dragon Slayer!"

The other guards also shouted in unison: "Sir Dragon Slayer! We are willing to follow us to the death, and we will be happy to the end!"

Queen Kelandriel also breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "It turns out that you want to ask me for an army. There is no problem with this. We will support everything that Lord Dragon Slayer needs! Liszt, from now on, you will be promoted to general, and I will give you a 100-person elves guard of the Cinda tribe. You must follow Lord Dragon Slayer and complete every command he has given you. Even if you make sacrifices, you must not hesitate, because if you need to sacrifice, you will also sacrifice for the continuation of Middle-earth world, and you will become heroes!"

General Liszt said to Queen Gellandriel with a serious expression: "Please rest assured that Her Majesty the Queen! We will use our lives to follow Lord Dragon Slayer! We will not stop until death!"

"Okay!" Xu Feng said with a smile: "With you, I will no longer worry about Angma Witch King and Saruman."

Queen Kelandriel said: "Dragon Slayer, if you want to deal with Saruman, we can directly send troops to attack Aisinger."

Xu Feng shook his head, "If Saruman can be solved once and for all, I certainly agree. However, Saruman itself is difficult to deal with, and the Aisinger Tower is easy to defend but difficult to attack. If you really want to attack but the Singer Tower, you may suffer heavy losses. And we have not officially started the war with Sauron. If your Sinda elves suffered heavy losses before the war, it would be a major blow to the Middle-earth World Alliance."

Kellerpeng nodded: "What Lord Dragon Slayer said is very much, and this is exactly what we are worried about."

Xu Feng said: "Because the only time you can attack the Aisinger Tower with all your strength is to help me solve the trouble of Angma Witch King and free up your hands to remove Saruman. You can cooperate with me and take action together."

Queen Keillander said, "Okay! Let's listen to you."

"Also..." Kellerpeng hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "I heard from Yawen that the Hobbit you escorted has the Supreme Lord of the Ring in his hand? Is this true? Or is it a tactical trick?"

Queen Kelandriel also looked at Xu Feng, and she also hoped to get the final answer from the Dragon Slayer.

Xu Feng said while eating meat: "The Supreme Lord of the Ring has really appeared, and it is really on the Hobbit Frodo. The purpose of my return this time is to escort Frodo, form a guardian ring team, pass through you, and then go to the Doom Volcano to destroy the Supreme Lord of the Ring."

Xu Feng said it so lightly that Queen Kellandriel and Kellepeng both thought he was joking.

However, after Xu Feng finished speaking, he said with a serious expression: "Do you think I'm joking? Sorry, this is not a joke."
Chapter completed!
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