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In the first chapter, kill a batch of shit sticks first!(1/2)

Tang Zhe felt that he was the most unfortunate time traveler in history. Others traveled to the Ming Dynasty as princes or emperors or priests. The worst one could go to the Chongzhen era and make a comeback and beat Jiannu in minutes.

But he traveled to Zhao Huan, the coward who heard that he was going to be emperor and cried all night.

Everyone racked their brains to get to power. He cried when he heard that he was going to become emperor.

What's even more tragic is that this guy, who had only been an emperor for one year and two months in history, was kidnapped by the Jurchens in the north, destroyed the Northern Song Dynasty, and the Central Plains fell.

That is, the Jingkang change that was humiliated in the entire Chinese history.

In the next few decades, this guy lived a very miserable life in the north. In the end, it was said that he fell off the horse and was trampled to death by the horse.

This means that in another year and two months, Tang Zhe will be kidnapped by the Jin people, and the Northern Song Dynasty royal family will be dragged to the cold and painful land in the north like cattle, horses and animals, and their women will be taken over and over again.

China has been around for five thousand years, and its dynasties have their own characteristics, but if we say that the weakest and most useless among the Han dynasties is the Song Dynasty.

In the Song Dynasty, it was common for cede land and compensation.

It is incomparable to the blood and strength of the prosperous Tang Dynasty. Even compared with the Ming Dynasty in later generations, it is much weaker. At least the Ming Dynasty had the tradition of the emperor guarding the country's borders and did not cede land or pay compensation.

In the entire Song Dynasty, except for Taizu Zhao Kuangyin, there were some great talents, and other emperors were all cowardly and softer than the other.

Look, after the cheap dad made the entire Song Dynasty turmoil, he heard that the Jin thief was coming, so he was immediately scared and wanted to throne. He quickly abdicated and ran as far as he could.

When Zhao Huan saw that the throne had fallen on his head, he felt sad from the sky and cried and fainted in the toilet.

But after a night, the haggard new emperor's mind was no longer the former Zhao Huan, but Tang Zhe.

Tang Zhe is a small employee of an enterprise, the kind of small employee who is full of passion but becomes bloody every day and turns into bloody.

Let’s get back to the point, since you’re all here, you have to find a way to survive, right?

In fact, in the Song Dynasty, in addition to the apes who were more bloated in the official business, the army was a little bloated, the military officers had a humble position, the officialdom was more impetuous, the royal family was timid, and the foreign enemies were stronger, they still had advantages. For example, the economy was very developed, and no matter what the structure was, the court could still receive taxes.

At least not like Chongzhen's guy, the national treasury was empty and he couldn't borrow money, so he had to hang himself in the southeast branch.

However, at the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, the social form had been distorted. The land of official apes annexed by more than 85%, while the country only had three percent of the land, but it occupied more than 85% of the land, which meant that many people at the bottom were forced to become serfs.

This alone is like explosives that have been stored for a long time, and may at any time blow up this seemingly prosperous empire torn apart.

The emperor first explained it. According to some books in later generations, China's history is actually a game between imperial power and bureaucracy.

To put it simply, the world belongs to the emperor, there are people in the world, and the people are the people of the emperor, and the emperor cannot govern it alone, so he hired many outsiders to govern it.

These outsiders are civil and military officials led by the prime minister and the Grand Marshal.

It’s the same as the boss and managers in later companies. The boss registers the company himself and rents the venue with his own money. However, if he needs to develop business and expand territory, he needs someone.

The prime minister is like the president or chief operating officer of a company, responsible for the operation and management of the entire company. The Taiwei is like the marketing director, responsible for expanding territory, and the judicial department is more like the human resources department, evaluating talents.

However, one of the biggest characteristics of this bureaucratic group is that they like to exploit the people on their backs, just like the presidents of some companies who make money internally with the chairman behind their backs.

When making money, many chairman also turn a blind eye. After all, there is no fish when the water is clear, but some guys only make money and don’t work.

If the chairman is capable and can suppress these bureaucrats who exploit the people or appoint wise officials, if he meets a waste chairman, he will finish it in minutes.

For example, the bastard in front of you, Li Bangyan, the famous "prodigal Prime Minister" of the Song Dynasty, was promoted by the famous brainless artist Song Huizong.

Song Huizong, who was a man with some achievements in later generations, would have been a small achievement artist. But he was reincarnated into the royal family and deceived the people of the whole country. The treacherous ministers in the late Northern Song Dynasty did not appear one by one, but appeared in groups, only the traitors you could not imagine, and there were no traitors they could not do.

"Please take care of the Holy Body!"

Li Bangyan's voice came, and Zhao Huan felt disgusted.

This product can be said to be one of the culprits who ruined the Song Dynasty.

A year and two months later, I was kidnapped by the Jurchens, my wife was going to be killed, my sister was going to be killed, and my second half of my life was over. Take care of my holy body.

Tang Zhe, Oh no, Zhao Huan asked softly, "What should I see at me if Xianggong Li...I am?"

Li Bangyan immediately looked righteous and shouted: "Your Majesty, now that the Jin Kingdom is invading, I ask Your Majesty to send envoys to seek peace immediately, so as not to break the mountains and rivers and dust in China."

It turns out that he is a surrender faction who kneels down and licks his knees. What Li Bangyan said is that he sells the country and sells a sense of honor.

"Mr. Li, do you think who is better to send to the peace envoy?"

When Li Bangyan heard the emperor's intentions, he seemed to have agreed to the peace agreement and was overjoyed. Sure enough, the new emperor had soft ears, and this was the case when he was the prince. It seemed that the peace agreement had been decided.

A few days ago, the warlord Li Gang, who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the emperor, made a request to abdicate the emperor to be in the position of Prince Zhao Huan, and the cowardly force of Song Huizong immediately agreed.

The new emperor was getting close to Li Gang, and the ministers of the court and the opposition were speculating that the new emperor would reuse Li Gang to start the war. Everyone was worried that if the war broke out, what would happen if the Jin people really captured Tokyo? Their gold, silver and treasure women were all in Tokyo.

This doesn't work, it's absolutely impossible!

So, under the instigation of Cai Jing and others, Li Bangyan came to see the new emperor overnight and asked the new emperor to send envoys to discuss peace immediately.

Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, the weak Song Dynasty has had a fine tradition of foreign peace and compensation. For example, the Tanyuan Alliance, the weak Song Dynasty won the rare victory, but the peace and compensation!

For example, in this year, the Jin thieves besieged Kaifeng, and Zhong Shidao and Li Gang repelled the Jin thieves several times. It can be said that they achieved an absolute victory and were dismissed.

If the Tang Empire wins, it will say to its opponent: "You are so honest in the future, be careful that I will destroy your entire clan and pay tribute every year!"

If the weak Song Ruo wins, he will say to his opponent: "Oh, you see, I have won all of them. Are I qualified to negotiate peace? Are I qualified to pay tribute? What? Are I qualified? Wow, it's so happy!"

As a later generation, Tang Zhe used his toenails to figure out what the weak Song emperors were pretending to be in their minds?

Even shit won't work like this!

Li Bangyan didn't expect that the new emperor thought so, and a heart that was raised to his throat temporarily found a place to settle down.

He is a typical person who is greedy for life and fears death. When he mentions war, he only has these words in his mind: peace talks! Surrender! Cut land! Compensation!

"I think it is most appropriate to send Tong Guantong Xianggong to him."

Zhao Huan smiled on his face and said in his heart: It's just right, just Tong Guan's urination. If he goes, he will definitely seek peace. He won't sell the whole country.

"This matter is so important, so it is better to decide the ministers in the morning, how about it?"

When the emperor said this, Li Bangyan thought Zhao Huan was going to negotiate peace, and said excitedly: "Your Majesty is wise!"

After saying that, the emperor never wanted to see Li Bangyan's face again, and sent him away in a few words.

After Li Bangyan left, Zhao Huan showed a tired smile on his face.

In his previous life, he was already miserable enough. He had no money to get married and his wife ran away with others. He was always not the turn to get promoted and raise.

In this life, I finally traveled to the emperor, but I didn’t expect it to be the hell pattern in the late Northern Song Dynasty, the most tragic Song Qinzong.

I am just a small employee. How do you ask me to save the situation in the late Northern Song Dynasty? Isn’t this intention to kill me?

But then I thought about it, everything I did in my previous life depends on the expression of people, and in this life... it seems that I don’t need it anymore!

In just a few seconds, Zhao Huan felt that he had begun to save himself.

To discuss peace? If anyone dares to propose peace in the morning court, I will kill anyone.

This weak Song Jiangshan is so good to those hypocritical literati. It is the ancestral system that does not kill literati, and emperors of all dynasties have abide by the ancestral system.

Unfortunately, Zhao Huan traveled through time. For him, the ancestral system did not exist. The military power of the Song Dynasty was directly in the hands of the emperor. What's more, there were 10,000 imperial guards in Tokyo, all of whom were assigned by the emperor.

As for Zhao Ji, when he was in power, he had never taken care of things except painting and writing, and Cai Jing and others were all in charge.

Zhao Ji did not expect that the ministers certainly didn't know that someone was planning to break all their rules.

"Come, let Li Gang come to see me."

When Li Gang saw the notice, he entered the palace overnight.

"My minister Li Gang bows to the Emperor for peace."

"Li Qing, please get up quickly."

Li Gang stood up and Zhao Huan saw that Li Gang looked white and had big bags in his eyes. He knew that he could not sleep on weekdays and nights, which must be a matter of laboring for foreign troubles, but his eyes were still bright and obviously determined.

If the Emperor of the Zhao family had a slightly more ruthless role, why did Song Jiangshan fall into the hands of the Jin thieves?

Then why are the people of northern China humiliated by foreign tribes?

Li Gang has been very depressed recently. Now that the Jin thieves are about to go south, most of the officials in the court want to negotiate peace. He is the only one in charge of the war, but he is isolated and helpless.

The Supreme Emperor abdicated, the new emperor fainted from crying, and everyone in the court was worried.

Seeing that Li Gang had a worried look on his face, Zhao Huan naturally knew what he was thinking.

Zhao Huan stood up, walked to Li Gang, and grabbed Li Gang's hand.

Mr. Li, what is your expression like? I am not a gay man, don’t get me wrong, I just want you to think that I value you very much.

Zhao Huan said in a very pertinent tone: "The Jin thieves went south and I ruled the Shenzhou. Now that the national crisis is in the face of the country, I dare not be tempted. I want to fight to the death with the Jin thieves. I will rely on you in this battle!"

When Li Gang heard this, he was moved to tears.

People who don’t know thought something would happen between these two people.

Zhao Huan said in his heart: In fact, the situation in the late Northern Song Dynasty was not bad enough to be rescued. At least the literati and officials in the court were not as greedy as they were in the Chongzhen Dynasty. Li Gang was a loyal and martyr.

Not to mention Yue Fei, Han Shizhong, Zong Ze and others.

Zong Ze was the pillar of the late Northern Song Dynasty. Unfortunately, he was already old. Yue Fei, the leader of the four generals of Zhongxing, was only 24 years old. He had not met Zong Ze yet, but he was already a passionate young man and didn't know where he was.

Thinking of this, Zhao Huan felt that the situation was not as bad as expected. And as long as Li Gang was used well, and then transferred to the Master of the Dragon to return to Beijing to serve the king, you only need to follow the normal historical trajectory and kill all the peace factions. The Jin thieves will not be able to break through Tokyo.

"Li Qing, I ask you, what is the first problem to be solved now, just ask it, I will help you solve it."

"When you go back to your Majesty, now the court is headed by Xianggong Cai, and everyone is talking about peace, so that no one in the capital dares to face the battle head-on. I think Your Majesty should express his determination to the whole country and swear to defend the country to the death!"
To be continued...
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