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Chapter 1167 Black boy

People who have been running around all year round and have extensive knowledge know that a handsome man and beautiful woman like this dare to take two curious little babies out for a walk. They either have great skills or have great backgrounds. It is better not to mess with them unless necessary.

Xi Feng'er looked at this big city in the mortal world curiously, feeling the crowds were filled with noises and roaring. There was a lot of spiritual smell in the air, but it was very lively.

Suddenly, Xi Feng'er asked, "Divine Lord, has the trace of the ancient god emperor ever appeared here?"

"No, that's not. Gu Tian left only one trace here, and it's still far away from here. Isn't this making you lively? Anyway, since you've come, you can just experience the taste of mortals. Look, when you see there is no, let's go to that restaurant to sit. By the way, I won't call me the Lord of God outside in the future, just call me the Young Master."

"Yes, Master God." Xi Feng'er spitted out her tongue. I wonder if she had been with Xiao Lianwa for a long time in the past few years. This princess of the Tree Spirit Clan even occasionally made her playful.

Li Shaoyang smiled slightly and walked away first.

When I walked into the restaurant, I heard a rough loud voice, bragging like a roar: "It's not that I'm bragging to you, the beauty of the orchid fairy is definitely unique in the sky, unparalleled on the earth, and it's so beautiful that it's in the world. I can smell her fragrance ten miles apart, and that taste, hahaha."

"How is it?" Someone who was attracted by this bragging sound in the wine shop and couldn't help but ask.

"Hahaha, I won't tell you. If you want to know this, you can go to Orchid Mountain by yourself. Maybe the Orchid Fairy will be happy and give you some foot washing water to drink." Speaking of this, there was already a lot of angrily scolding in the wine shop.

Coincidentally, at this moment, Li Shaoyang and his fours walked into the restaurant, and their anger stopped abruptly.

In fact, Li Shaoyang heard the bragging sounds in the restaurant from a distance. The reason why he entered this restaurant was that he was amused by the bragging sounds.

Li Shaoyang did not release his immortal consciousness, but just guessed himself, how hot the man with such a rough voice could only be released?

Unexpectedly, when I entered the restaurant, I saw that the bragging guy was not a big man at all, but a dark boy, who was only thirteen or fourteen years old. He was very thin and only wore a torn and patched clothes. He was dirty all over and had a mess, and his hair was tragic. He was a typical bed bug crawling out of the stinky ditch.

Just this black boy with a disheveled head and a dirt-faced face was like a beggar, sitting on a table in the middle, crossing his legs, and actually making jokes, bragging, and extremely vulgar.

The arrival of Li Shaoyang and his party was obviously extraordinary, which made dozens of drinkers in the wine shop quiet all of a sudden.

It was so quiet that people could almost hear the sound of gasping for breath.

Suddenly, the black boy shouted loudly: "My God, where is the beautiful fairy from? My eyes are blind, I am really blind, I am blinded."

The silence was suddenly broken by the black boy, and laughed in the winery.

A wicked laugh came from the corner: "Jiang Ergou, stop calling your mother. Your mother may be happy and happy on the bed of an old man now. You should call your father."

The black boy was furious and stood on the table, putting one hand on his waist and pointing at a triangle eye in the corner with the other hand. The slightly fat middle-aged man cursed: "Fat Zhu Pang, I'm your uncle, you dare to tease me."

"What?" The fat middle-aged man glared and raised his voice, a little bit angry.

The black boy's eyes rolled, suddenly grinned, showed his neat white teeth, and smiled flatteringly: "No, Mr. Pang, how dare I? My mother told me that you also went to my mother's bed back then. Since that time, I have been there. You should be my father, Dad, Dad, please spend some money. I don't want more, just thirty taels of silver. I, Jiang Ergou, will take these thirty taels of silver today, and invite all the brothers here to have some good soy wine. Is there a light on your face?"

As soon as the black boy finished speaking, a cheer sounded in the winery.

"Yes, Mr. Pang, your son has opened his mouth to you. What is a mere thirty taels of silver? It's a drop in the bucket for you, so I'll give it to you."

"That's right, Mr. Pang, you are in your forty-three years. You have an eight-bedroom woman at home. Now you don't even see a egg flower. You have a lively son like Jiang Ergou for nothing. This is a great joy. You should give this money."

"It should be given, it should be given."

Mr. Pang's face turned green, his anger rushed to his forehead, and his eyes were almost spurting fire.

"Shut up, I, Pang Xiaode, have always been kind and generous. Thirty taels of silver are nothing, and it's less than three hundred taels to a beggar. But what is Jiang Ergou? I dare to say that he is my son. Look, how much does he look like me?"

Before Mr. Pang finished speaking, there was already a lot of boos in the restaurant.

Who doesn’t know that Pang Yuanwai of Julu City is a famous wealthy family, but he is so stingy that he is like an iron rooster and is silent.

It is rumored that one time when Pang Yuanwai was having a meal, he sprinkled a rice grain and accidentally fell on the head of a white-haired dog I raised at home. Pang Yuanwai dragged the white-haired dog's tail, pulled three yards, and picked up the rice grain in his mouth.

As a result, the white-haired dog was dirty and he was reluctant to wash it with the water from home, so he specially asked the slaves at home to take them to the riverside three miles outside the city to wash.

Just such a stingy Man Pang actually likes to swagger and drink in various restaurants every day. He looks so amazing, looking at people with his eyes facing his forehead and nostrils towards the sky and the earth, and speaking with a silence.

If it weren't for the fact that he had raised many warriors in his family, it would be difficult to provoke, this guy would have been searched and destroyed long ago.

There are also a few warriors in the wine shop, but they can't afford to offend Pang Yuanwai.

But if you can't afford to offend Pang Yuanwai, it doesn't mean it depends on him.

When he got the opportunity, he tried his best to boo him.

After being so boasted by the drinkers, Pang Yuanwai's face turned greener.

It happened that he didn't take his servant out today, so he didn't dare to get angry at the drinkers, but the anger in his stomach wouldn't work. After a change of thought, he rushed to the black boy.

"Jiang Ergou, you little bastard, come over to me. I must tear your bad mouth."

The black boy was shocked, jumped off the table, and said with a panic look on his face: "Pang Yuanwai, you are a big shot. Jiang Ergou is just a slut who has given birth to someone who is not sure who his father is. If you don't recognize me, then I won't recognize you. Why do you have to be so angry?"

When Mr. Pang heard this, he was furious and cursed without thinking: "You little bastard, how dare you say you don't recognize me?"

The black boy was overjoyed when he heard this and exclaimed: "Dad, Dad Pang, do you want to recognize me?"

"I..." Pang Yuanwai was so angry that he realized that he was fooled by the black boy again.

This damn guy, a beast who has a father but no father, is so cunning.

At this time, there were already bursts of laughter in the winery again.

Mr. Pang was angry, his face was green and red, and his fat meat was shaking. He roared: "Little bastard, wait for me and see how I will deal with you."

As he said that, Pang Yuanwai angrily left the diner.

The black boy chased to the door and shouted loudly at Mr. Pang: "Dad Pang, go slowly, come often when you have time."

As he said that, he turned his head, spitted on the ground, and cursed: "Bao, Fat Pig Pang, dare to be my father. If I call you "Dad", you will lose ten years of your life. In the evening, you will have your legs raised."

After scolding, the black boy seemed to feel quite accomplished. He laughed at the drinkers and then said, "Good looks, brothers, Fat Pig Pang, let's continue drinking. By the way, where did we talk about just now?"

As soon as he said this, the black boy seemed to remember something, turned around suddenly and looked at the east side of the restaurant, which was leaning against the window.

At this time, Li Shaoyang and his party were already sitting here, watching the scene just now, and were constantly having fun.

Especially Xi Feng'er, she smiled exaggeratedly with her mouth covering her mouth, and she was really a scene of trembling and endless beauty.

The black boy's eyes were straightened, his mouth opened slightly, and his saliva flowed to his chin. He kept shouting in his heart: "Damn, where is such a beautiful fairy? Compared to her, the orchid fairy is simply a pile of stinky dog ​​shit. No, it's worse than stinky dog ​​shit. Didn't I just glanced at her and slapped me three times and told me to bark. This is outrageous. Now this fairy is much more beautiful than her. If I could marry this fairy home as my wife, wouldn't it be embarrassing to the orchid fairy girl?"

What a courageous dog. How could this black boy imagine who Xi Feng'er was? He actually wanted to eat swan meat?

"Black boy, you're making trouble with me again. I'll beat you if you believe it or not."

Just as the black boy was drooling, a rich middle-aged man walked behind him. He slapped the black boy in the head, causing the black boy to stagger.

"Damn, who dares to disturb the uncle's beauty..." The black boy blurted out a angrily scolded. Before he finished speaking, he turned his face and smiled flatteringly: "Ah, isn't this Boss Cao Haha, kindness makes money, and kindness makes money, do that young lady have a big background at first glance? That's what I brag about for you, you have to thank me."

I don’t know if the black boy was suffocated in his previous life. He was reborn in this life and would never forget to brag at any time. As he said, it became distorted.

Boss Cao seemed to have experienced it a long time ago and shouted in a deep voice: "Blass, don't brag about me. Don't look at your virtues. If you can attract customers for me, I will burn incense if you don't scare my guests away. You will die far away, and leave now, let me say it again. I promise to find you a pair of four-person sedan chairs."

The black boy was so scared that he was shocked. What a four-person sedan chair? It was a stretcher carried by four people, and he took off his arms and legs and carried it out.
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