Chapter 136 Liu Laosan, the people who eat melons
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At this time, not far from Bolangsha, a team of people who looked like farmers were rushing to the road. Watermark advertising test
"We ordinary people, I'm so happy today."
If this person changed his clothes, he would definitely be a person with a noble status, but now he is dressed in rags and humming a small song. This person is Liu Bang, Liu Ji, and Liu Laosan, the Emperor Gaozu of Han in his previous life.
"Xiao He, you said that we have completed this errand, and I don't know how much money the county magistrate can reward us." Liu Ji grabbed a dogtail grass from the side of the road and asked in his mouth.
"Don't worry about how much money I won't take a penny, I'll give it to you." I saw him saying to a man who looked like a Confucian scholar in front of him. I guess he was naturally the famous Xiao He.
"You Xiao He is indeed very particular. It's not a pity that I, Liu Ji, accompanied you on a trip." Liu Ji said carelessly while stuffing his teeth.
At this time, we have to start from more than a month ago. The First Emperor issued an order and had already begun to stop building construction. Then the corvee labor that was originally recruited would naturally be released home, and governments in various places would also send people to count the number of people. This is not a good job for the officials and men in the government. The journey is long and I won’t talk about it. If I encounter a strong man halfway through, I will be really hard to say. Of course, the most important thing is this job, and there is really no money to make.
You don’t want to go to the officials of the Pei County Government, and I don’t want to go. In the end, the county magistrate ordered Xiao He. But Xiao He, a Confucian scholar, naturally needed a companion. Liu Bang, who has always liked to be a good person, volunteered to accompany Xiao He to take this trip.
"Even if you reward some money, it will be enough for you, Liu Laosan, to go to the brothel several times."
"Isn't it good to save some money and marry a wife?" Xiao He persuaded him earnestly.
Although Liu Bang is a lazy man, he looks like a rogue on weekdays. However, he is familiar with him and likes to be a good person, so his friends are really spread all over Pei County.
"You can cook at home, why are you still going to restaurants?" Liu Bang retorted.
"Xiao He, how about the daughter of Mr. Lu's family?" Liu Bang continued.
Lu Taigong is one of the richest families in Pei County. It is said that this person is related to the Qin prime minister Lu Buwei at that time. Even the magistrate of Pei County wants to give him some shame. And Lu Taigong has two daughters under him who are shy of flowers and fallen into geese. The eldest daughter is named Lu Zhi and the younger daughter is named Lu Jiao.
"Do you mean the eldest daughter or the younger daughter?" Xiao He asked.
"Big daughter." Liu Bang replied.
"The moon is closed and the flowers are ashamed, and the fish falls and the geese fall." Xiao He said.
"Where is that little daughter?" Liu Bang asked again.
"The moon is so shameful that the flowers are falling, and the fish falls and geese fall." Xiao He said again.
Liu Bang: "..."
For a moment, the atmosphere seemed a little awkward. So, in order to ease the tense atmosphere, Xiao He asked, "Then do you like that?"
"I only need multiple-choice questions for children, but I want them all." Liu Bang made a clenched fist and said confidently.
"Dream in the daytime, I'm delusional." Xiao He glanced at Liu Bang and said calmly, with a caring expression in his eyes.
"Don't look at Liu Jichang's ugly..."
"But they think it's so beautiful..."
The men behind the two laughed and teased.
It’s not a fault for mocking Liu Bang. You said he was a man in his forties. He wanted a house without a house, a carriage without a carriage, and a silver or a silver or a silver or a silver or a silver or a daughter of Lu Taigong in his 28th year. He also wanted both of them. Isn’t this a fool?
"A toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad." Liu Bang looked at everyone, with an expression that the sparrow knows the ambition of a swan.
"The key is that a toad has no teeth, and a swan has a feather, so it can't be bitten even if it is given to you." Another man behind him said.
I have to say that this Peixian man has no ability to brag and argue. This ability to brag and argue is another skill.
"Hmph, I can't bite..."
"I can't bite me and lick it a few times, and I can brag with other toads in the future." Liu Bang looked as if he was taken for granted.
Liu Bang really tore off the left and put it on the right face. The left side is shameless and the right side is a second-skinned face. This may be the reason why he was able to win the kingdom in his previous life.
"Don't argue, there seems to be a battle ahead." The people behind him were carrying the bars, only to hear Xiao He walking in the front.
Following Xiao He's eyes, he saw Ying Yue, Fan Kuai and Du Shushao fighting Xiang Yu on the battlefield.
Xiang Yu is really brave. His iron halberd is powerful. His iron halberd is made of meteorites falling from the sky and is extremely sharp. This good soldier is paired with a hero, and with the black horse under his crotch, even if he only owns three people, Xiang Yu is not at all inferior.
"You come."
Zhang Liang said to the strongman beside him. The strongman just took Zhang Liang off the mountain, and Zhang Liang on the outside of the battlefield only had the trump card of the strongman.
"Give money."
"The sledgehammer is eighty, and the small hammer is forty." The strongman spread his hands and said to Zhang Liang.
"Give it, this is one hundred and twenty kilograms, you can use it with a scattered hammer and a small hammer." Zhang Liang took out a bag of gold from his arms and stuffed it into the hands of the strongman.
The strongman held the cloth bag in his hand and weighed it a few times, then stuffed it into his arms. He lifted up the sledgehammer beside him and wanted to join the battlefield. In addition to the big hammer in his hand, there was also a small hammer on his waist, and a chain was connected between the two hammers.
"Ah, ah, ah."
The strongman roared strangely, holding the hammer, rolling in like a big ball.
"Shu Shao, go and stop him." Fan Kuai said to the Shu Shao next to him. He and Ying Yue both fought with horses, and Xiang Yu also fought with horses. However, Du Shu Shao fought in the field, so it was quite inconvenient to cooperate. Although Du Shu Shao was missing, his cooperation with Ying Yue was also much more convenient. He started fighting with Xiang Yu and did not fall into a disadvantage.
"Boom, boom, boom."
Du Shu Shao's iron tower collided with the strongman's hammer. As the saying goes, the more strange the weapon, the faster it will die. Both of these two weapons are strange. Du Shu Shao's weapons were built by Li Chen according to the signal tower in later generations, and they used the fine iron in the army. The weapons in the strongman's hands were very poor, and the two iron lumps were just raised. The strongman's martial arts were also very rough, and he was just holding two hammer heads.
Both Du Shu Shao and Dalishi are born with strange people. When these two fight, they are really full of show sense. Their strength is comparable, but their martial arts are much better than those who are less likely to read. The most important thing is that Du Shu rarely has pets, and his white tiger has been waiting for an opportunity to move. From time to time, he pounced on the strongman and bite a few claws, or scratched his claws. Not long after, the strongman was covered in blood and defeated.
"boom."
Du Shu Shao used all his strength and swung an iron tower on the strongman's hammer. When these two giant objects collided, the huge recoil force knocked away the hammer in the strongman's hand. Du Shu Shao then swung the iron tower again. If this iron tower was hit, the strongman would inevitably become a meat paste.
"Plop."
"Brother, don't kill me, I'll give you all the money." The strongman also knew the truth, bent his legs and fell to the ground, took out the gold in his arms and held it in his hand.
"Liu Ji, where did you come from the watermelon?" In the reed marsh, Xiao He looked at Liu Ji who was squatting in the grass, eating watermelons, and staring at the battlefield without turning his eyes.
"Picked up from the grass." Liu Ji said in a muttering voice.
Chapter completed!