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One hundred and twelfth fat man Miyou

Xianyang City, Mi Mansion

Mi Youzheng was inviting his close friends to the banquet. Since she sold Xiang Liang and Xiang Yu's uncle and nephew, she has lived a very comfortable life.

In the past, he was worried that the spies from Hei Bingtai would come to the door to cause trouble. When he saw the soldiers on the street mobilized, he thought that the next step was to confiscate the family and destroy the clan. Now he no longer needs to live such a taboo. When he betrayed Xiang Liang, he cut off his own way of retreat.

Since last time he sacrificed the Qin Dynasty with uncle and nephew Xiang Liang as a sacrifice, Mi You felt that the big stone in his heart had fallen to the ground. So, his appetite has improved a lot. This guy is now as fat as a ball.

"Young Master, Wu Tongtian Heng is visiting." Mi Youzheng was drinking happily, and the servant beside him whispered in his ear.

"No, no, look at these foxes, it will only make you slut out of sex." Mi You said with narrowed eyes.

"Come back." The servant was about to turn around and leave when he suddenly heard Mi You shout.

Mi You shook her head, her dizzy head, a glimmer of light flashed across the little eyes on her fat face, and she thought to herself: "Is this a credit for delivering it to the door."

"Take them both from the side door to the backyard woodshed, don't let them see them." Mi You ordered in a low voice.

The purpose of this kid avoiding people is not to be afraid of people seeing taboos, but to be afraid that others will steal his credit.

"Everyone eats and drinks well, but I suddenly have abdominal pain. I guess there is a large pile of sticky and yellow shit in my abdomen. I'll go to soak the shit first, and I'll take it while you are eating it." Mi You said, and then walked out.

The people who left behind looked at the yellow and sticky potatoes stewed beef in front of them. Suddenly, the beef was no longer fragrant, the potatoes were vomiting, and the potatoes were a little disgusting. Not too long, the guests of the Mi Mansion said goodbye one after another.

"Young Master, this trick is really like that all our guests have left." A servant said like Mi You.

"I thank the guests behind closed doors. When someone comes, I say I'm not at home." Mi You said and walked towards the woodshed.

"Oh, General Wu, General Tian, ​​you really want to die of Fatty Mi. After so many years, you have found an organization." Mi You gave Wu Tong a hug as soon as he met, and his fat hand rubbed Wu Tong's back.

"Damn it, I just shit seemed to stick to my hands." Mi You thought, rubbing against Wu Tong's back again.

"What's wrong with the two generals coming to find me Fatty Mi? We are all brothers. Just tell me if you have any questions." Mi You patted his chest, looking generous.

However, the fat man thought again: "I just don't know that these two brothers are not as valuable as Xiang Liang and Xiang Yu."

Seeing Mi You so generous, Tian Heng and Wu Tong looked at each other, not only were they secretly happy, but they also looked at Mi You as if they were looking at a big fat sheep.

"We are here for nothing, we just want to ask Mr. Mi for some money. All the children of the six countries have donated them." Tian Heng said.

"Yohe, they have donated all of them." Mi You emphasized.

"It's all donated. If Mr. Mi doesn't believe it, he can send the money outside the city together in three days before coming to the inn." Wu Tong thought Mi You didn't believe it, so he hurriedly said.

"I donated it all, but fortunately I came to the inn again. Fatty, I'm probably a little bit of a big contribution. I'm going to develop this way." Mi You thought this way and hurriedly said, "How much money have they donated?"

I originally thought it was two burgers, but who knew that this TM was a KFC family bucket. This was a complete surprise for Mi You.

"It's all one thousand taels. If Mr. Mi didn't have that much, we can discuss it." Wu Tong said. After all, Mi You's generousness gave them a good impression.

"Who do you look down on me? I, Fatty Mi, donated 10,000 taels." Mi You said generously.

"Ten thousand taels."

"Ten thousand taels." Tian Heng and the others confirmed hesitantly. It was not that Mi You couldn't take out the ten thousand taels, but that Mi You would be afraid that she would hurt her muscles if she took out the ten thousand taels.

"That's right, it's just ten thousand taels." Mi You patted his chest again and promised.

Anyway, you don’t have to pay taxes when you criticize bragging. Mi You won’t pay even a tael of silver at all. If it weren’t for the absurdity of saying that 100,000 taels would be a bit outrageous, Mi You would dare to call 100,000 taels.

"Mr. Mi, isn't it a bit too much for 100,000 taels?" Tian Heng and Wu Tong asked carefully.

This person is just a slut. If you say too much, he will not dare to ask for it anymore.

"You two brothers, you are welcome. Six Kingdoms are our former home. Who are you? You are all my family members of Fatty Mi. My Mi Mansion is your home. Not to mention just over ten thousand taels of silver, you can take it as long as I am apart from those wives in the Mi Mansion." Mi You said, and a few tears squeezed out from the corner of his eyes.

As for Fatty Mi's acting skills, if they were placed on Earth in the previous life, they would be a perfect Oscar-like little golden man. This acting skills are much better than those girls in the previous life.

"The two brothers must have not eaten yet. I will arrange for the kitchen to prepare some food for the two brothers."

"Although this woodshed is simple, no one comes. The two brothers are waiting here first, and I will prepare meals for the two brothers."

"You must leave after eating, otherwise you won't give me Fat Mi face." After Mi You said that, she turned around and left, and before leaving, she did not forget to bring the door with her.

Looking at the enthusiastic fat man in front of him, Tian Heng and Wu Tong couldn't help but feel warm. Although these six nations were paying for money, everyone treated them like broom stars and wanted to let them leave quickly. Mi You was the first to keep them for dinner so enthusiastically.

"Young Master, let's report to the official." said the servant.

"Why should I report to the official? I can use a long line to catch big fish." Mi You said.

"Then I'll arrange for the kitchen to cook for them." In the hall, the servant asked Mi You.

"Cooking, you have the soup in your mind."

"Take the rest of the food to them." Mi You slapped the servants on the head and cursed.

"Hoing the vegetation, I'm going to noon."

"Sweat drip, this grain is under the soil."

"Who knew that the dish was in the middle."

"Every grain, he worked hard." Mi You sang softly.

"What kind of snippets are I singing?" Mi You thought and wanted to slap himself twice.

"Don't say it, this guy really looks like..."

"Take it to my two brothers." Mi You said as he looked at the servants holding the hot potatoes and stewed beef.

“Hululu.”

“Hululu.”

"Brother Tian, ​​you really don't know. The food in Fat Mi's family is really good." Wu Tong said.

Wu Tong had long been out of ammunition and food. When he hid in the mountains, he had to plan to eat even coarse grains.

The two of them sat on a bundle of dry firewood, carrying a large pot of wolf, eating beef stewed with potatoes.

"Well, the taste is good, but the heat is a bit big and the stew is sticky." Tian Heng agreed with Wu Tong's opinion.

Although Tian Heng's conditions are better than Wu Tong, they are still good. He definitely can't eat precious meat such as beef, but he can cut some pork and make some broth during the Chinese New Year.

"Brother, be righteous." When the two left Mi Mansion, they said to Mi You with their thumbs up.

"Two brothers, I'll bring you food next time." Mi You said with a pun.

"Hey, Brother Wu, you have some vegetable soup dyed on your back." Tian Heng said as he looked at the yellow patch behind Wu Tong.

In the end, I seemed to miss the taste of beef stewed with potatoes. I stuck Wu Tong's back with my fingers and put my fingers in my mouth to suck it.
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