Chapter 493
After hunting, there is a banquet.
At the banquet, Dian Wei Xuchu and others surrounded Cao Zhang, urging him to drink while praising him for his bravery.
Fighting the tiger with bare hands, how many people have been so brave throughout history?
Cao Zhang was also a person who couldn't hide his troubles. He was so immersed in the future that he couldn't find North, so he picked up the wine glass and drank happily with Xu Chu and others.
Cao Ang, like an abandoned child, shrank in the corner with his eyes drooping, looking at the wine glass without any desire.
He is so dissatisfied, and some people are still unwilling to let him go.
Chen Ji couldn't stand the pride of Cao Cao and Cao Zhang and his son, so he came to Dong Cheng and asked, "Uncle, do you know whose archery skills are the most magical today?"
It was clearly lying in someone's ear and talking, but the sound was surprisingly loud and could be heard within a few meters of radius, which attracted a lot of people in an instant.
Dong Cheng didn't understand why, he thought for a moment and said, "It should be the late Wen Hou Lu Bu. When he shot the halberd at the gate, his archery technique was amazing."
Chen Ji smiled and shook his head.
Dong Cheng said again: "It is said that the old general Huang Zhong, the governor of Guangling County, had good archery skills. He once shot a big tree as thick as a bucket with one arrow."
Chen Ji continued to shake his head.
Dong Cheng frowned and thought for a moment and said, "It is said that the naval admiral Gan Ning's archery technique is also good, and he can shoot elks running at 200 steps away."
Chen Ji shook his head again.
Dong Chengdan was in pain and wanted to ask but didn't want to be looked down upon. He had to continue guessing: "Donglai Taishici's archery technique is said to be very powerful, can he be the best magic arrow in the world?"
Chen Ji still shook his head.
Anger rose in Dong Cheng's heart, "You are destroying me, and asked directly: "In the eyes of the Great Honglu, who has the best archery skills?"
Chen Ji let out a sarcastic laughter and deliberately raised his voice and said, "If you want to say that the best archery technique in the world is naturally our Cao Duling, you will be two pigeons with one stone."
"Oh oh yes..." Dong Cheng understood in seconds, deliberately pulled a long voice and said, "That's not it, the charming arrow is like a long rainbow that swept across the sun, and the pissing of mountains and rivers. The master is lonely."
Chen Ji continued to add fuel to his jealousy and said, "There are the last three arrows, which are so scattered that the lame rabbit ran away in a panic. Do you think this kind of archery technique is the best in the world?"
"Oh, as if."
Some ministers who had been in power for a long time laughed out loud and looked at Cao Ang, their eyes full of jokes.
Chen Ji took this opportunity to raise his wine glass and bow to Cao Ang, "Cao Du has made his archery superb, which has opened my eyes. I wish you a glass."
The laughter of everyone was particularly harsh. Cao Cao's face turned pale when he heard it. He was so angry that he almost wanted to crush the wine glass in his hand. He stared at Chen Ji, with an unprecedented murderous intent in his eyes.
Cao Ang was already immune to this level of ridicule. He stared at Chen Ji for a few seconds, raised his wine glass and smiled: "You are kind to the Great Honglu. Although the subordinates of the world's No. archer are ashamed of being praised by so many colleagues, the subordinates will be disrespectful and do it."
After drinking, Cao Ang pretended to be careless and said, "I heard that the Great Honglu had a new concubine last month, right?"
Chen Ji was stunned and couldn't help but become alert.
What does this thief want to do? Is it threatening?
Although this matter can only be hidden from the secret spy of the Jinyiwei hidden in the Chen Mansion, what is the point of saying it on such an occasion?
There is no need to hide such a small matter, nor can it be hidden. Chen Ji generously admitted: "That's right, I wonder what Cao Duling has to do with it?"
Cao Ang continued to ask, "You are seventy years old this year, right?"
Chen Ji became more and more puzzled, but he still answered honestly: "I will celebrate my 70th birthday next month, and I will definitely enjoy the glory of Sikong."
"This is a happy event, and you must enjoy the glory."
Cao Ang smiled and said, "It is said that the girl is only seventeen. You are really good at it. What's the saying? The seventeenth bride, Seventeenth bride, has pale hair and red makeup, the mandarin ducks are in the quilt, and the pear blossoms are pressing against the crabapple, which is amazing."
"Haha..." Cao Cao turned angry and laughed heavily on the table, laughing loudly, "Good poem, appropriate."
Lao Cao also helped to read the posts, and they burst into laughter. Dian Wei even slapped the table and said, "Old cows can even speak so fresh and refined when eating tender grass. Young master is talented. Lao Dian admires you so much."
Chen Ji's face turned red with anger, and pointed at Cao Ang and cursed: "You...you..." You didn't expect to refute it for a long time. After all, this kind of thing is easy to do and not talk about.
Old Man Chen was so angry that his beard trembled, but Cao Ang was unwilling to let him go, and continued to ridicule: "I'm so puzzled. You are already seventy years old. Not to mention ordinary women, just sending a beauty like Daji and Baosi to you. Is that thing hard?"
"Cao Zixiu, you are shameless..." Chen Ji glared at Cao Ang, his eyes full of resentment.
Cao Ang smiled slightly and was about to finish the fight again, Dian Wei said first: "It's a trivial matter whether it's hard or not. If..." "There is also an old cow in my hometown who eats tender grass. He married an 18-year-old concubine at the age of 68. On the night of the marriage, he specially bought some tiger and wolf medicine from the doctor of the martial arts world, and then passed away. Da Honglu, you have to be more at ease, no better than that in the past."
Cao Ang smiled and scolded, "General Dian, it's wrong to say this. He rode a wolf, put a sheep, sang folk songs and acted like a gangster, took a bath, soaked his feet, and felt comfortable for a moment. As the saying goes, life is seventy years old. Old Chen is at this age, and it's not considered a premature death if he really has nothing to do."
"What I worry about is that Mr. Chen's body is not very good at all. Even if he uses the tiger and wolf medicine, it probably won't have much effect, which makes people feel annoying."
"How to say it, I ask you how much sorrow you can have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel."
"Puff..." Liu Xie couldn't help but sprayed all the wine that had just entered his mouth, and a drop of it was sprayed on Cao Cao's face without wasting.
Lao Cao wiped his face and cursed angrily: "Don't talk nonsense."
As for Chen Ji, his face turned pale and his eyes were bloodshot, like an angry beast, and he wished he could rush up to tear Cao Ang to pieces.
Cao Ang untied the sword of the Heavenly Sword on his waist and threw it to Dian Wei and said, "At this moment, this situation, how can you just drink? General Dian, dance to everyone, be careful not to hurt me by mistake."
"Okay."
Dian Wei drew out the Yitian Sword, walked to the middle of the table and chair and danced.
Seeing his dancing vigorously, Cao Ang felt energetic, picked up his chopsticks and knocked on the bowls and plates on the table and sang: "When will the spring flowers and autumn moon come? How much will it be known in the past? The building was windy again last night, and my hometown is unbearable to look back at the moonlight."
"The carved railings and jade bricks should still be there, but the red faces are changed. I ask you how much sorrow you can have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel."
The elegy describing the destruction of the country and the family was sung with a festive charm, and the last sentence became the finishing touch.
Chen Ji could no longer bear it, and squirted out a mouthful of blood, his head tilted, and his face slammed heavily on the table.
The ministers were collectively stunned. Dong Cheng was the first to react and shouted loudly: "The Great Hong is vomiting blood, please pass it to the imperial physician."
Cao Cao and Liu Xie also changed their faces and left their seats and ran over.
Chapter completed!