Chapter 30 The Disgusting Health School Student
The seats in the Lanxiang Pavilion are still the traditional Eight Immortals table, surrounded by four long benches, and two people can sit on one bench.
When sitting on such a long bench, if one person suddenly wants to stand up, the other person sitting on the same bench must be alerted, otherwise the other person may overturn.
In fact, the most famous one in Yuezhou is probably the "Xianheng Hotel" written by Lu Shuren, where the decoration style is more antique.
But they mainly serve traditional old wine, and the customers are basically local old men with black felt hats. They buy a bowl of rice wine and a plate of dried tofu or fennel beans. If possible, you can have a plate of fried screws.
Then drink a sip of old wine, eat an fennel bean, and play cowboy for half a day. For two or three cents, you can sit there all afternoon.
I guess Kong Yiji was like this when he was drinking.
At this time, it is the evening dining peak of Lanxiang Restaurant. People are coming and going in the cooking hall on the second floor, and it is very lively to exchange cups and cups.
The four students sitting there so timidly were very eye-catching. It was really the first time for everyone to see country children come to Lanxiang Restaurant to order stir-fry.
Probably because of the special care of the manager, the dishes on Chen Qi's table were fried very quickly.
The fat waiter in the lobby on the first floor was still unconvinced. He ran to the kitchen and asked the chef: "Master Geng, what did the four country guys order?"
"No, what's on the tray is from their table."
"Damn it, how can these country guys get the money to eat such good food? Just order 4 yuan for the pork chop?"
People in the kitchen also knew about the quarrel just now, and were surprised that four health school students ordered four meat dishes in one go, and everyone talked about it.
At this time, the chef just took out a bowl of "Shao San Xian" and shouted at the top of his voice: "The dishes are all here, it's ready to be served."
Shao Sanxian is a famous Vietnamese and Chinese dish. The main ingredients include meatballs, fresh fish balls, pork belly, pork skin, cabbage, black fungus, bamboo shoots, etc. It is made with chicken soup. It is delicious and rich in ingredients. It is usually served in the largest size.
It comes in a bowl, so the price is the most expensive.
The fat waiter's eyes turned red when she saw it. Even she couldn't afford such a good dish.
So she didn't care, picked up the meatballs in the bowl and stuffed them into her mouth. Normally, there are 8 meatballs and 8 fish balls in Shao San Xian. The fat waiter ate 3 of each in one go.
The chef next to him smiled and didn't stop him.
With such a service attitude and work style, it’s no wonder that the state-owned Orchid House, which was very popular for a while, closed down in the 1990s, and all the waiters and chefs were laid off.
Of course, this is another story.
As soon as this dish was served, the four health school students all showed exaggerated expressions of satisfaction.
"Wow, it smells so good~~"
"Look at this piece of meat. It's such a big piece. Wow, is it really a piece for each person?"
When the diners next to them saw it, they all laughed and thought these rural students were really interesting.
During the summer vacation, Chen Qi ate enough game at home, and his stomach was filled with oil and water, so these dishes were not attractive enough to him, so he started to think carefully and wanted to tease these three classmates.
"Come, come, let's take a test. Only if you pass the test can you get something to eat."
"What's the test? Come on, we're hungry!"
Chen Qi picked up a piece of pig liver and asked, "Here, guess, is this the left lobe of the liver or the right lobe of the liver?"
The three of them studied for a long time, and Wang Shinong’s anatomy score was the best, and he said firmly:
"This is the left lobe. You see, this is the branch of the portal vein. The running angle is relatively straight. This is the characteristic of the left lobe of the liver."
Chen Qi asked again: "What is the main function of the human liver?"
At this time, Ding Bitao rushed to answer: "I know this. The liver is an organ in the human body that mainly functions as a metabolic function. It can store liver glycogen, synthesize secretory proteins, produce bile, etc."
"Then do you think this liver is normal?"
After saying that, Chen Qi picked up another piece of pork liver and dangled it in front of the three of them.
Yin Jigang observed for a long time and replied weakly:
"With cirrhosis, there will be small nodules on the surface of the liver with irregular edges. In patients with liver cancer and polycystic liver, the surface of the liver will be thick and uneven nodules with inconsistent edge thickness. Huge liver cancer, liver abscess and liver hydatid disease
If the patient has a large bulge on the surface of the liver.
If the liver is lobed and looks like a banana, it is a sign of hepatic syphilis. Now this liver has neat edges, no nodules, normal color, uniform distribution of liver cells, and consistent thickness. It should be a normal liver with no disease, right?"<
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These people hadn't eaten yet, so they talked a lot about the liver, including liver cancer and hepatic echinococcosis.
The diners next to me who were having a delicious meal couldn't stand it anymore
Please, this is a hotel, not an anatomy room, let alone a hospital. Isn’t it disgusting? Can you still enjoy your meal?
As a result, many diners stopped using their chopsticks. What flashed in their minds was a perverted murderer cutting open the dead body and taking out the bloody liver. They felt that the stir-fried pork liver on the table no longer smelled good.
People in central Yue love to listen to opera, including Yue opera, Shao opera, and Huangmei opera.
The Huangmei Opera singer Yan Jia had his stomach cut open after his death, and his liver and stomach were taken out to search the radio station. The common people all know this.
Lenovo Lesbians almost felt like vomiting, and many of them complained to the waiter.
But there was nothing the waiter could do. It was normal for the four young men to come to eat, and it wasn’t like they didn’t pay. Besides, isn’t it normal for students from a health school to discuss some medical issues?
Others had strong opinions, and the looks they looked at Chen Qi were quite unkind. As a result, the four of them didn't realize it.
Chen Qi picked up another piece of braised large intestine and asked with a smile: "What kind of intestine do you think this is?"
As soon as I asked this question, many of the diners next to me immediately became excited. Oh my god, after a meal, what kind of intestine is this? Are you going to heaven?
Wang Shanong took one look and laughed: "Isn't this simple? This is the sigmoid colon. It doesn't have much fat content and the mucosa is smooth. It's very easy to identify."
Suddenly, he couldn't laugh anymore, and he slapped the table and said:
"Waiter, you are so good at deceiving others. Are you trying to bully us into not understanding? I managed to eat braised large intestine once, and you used the sigmoid colon to deal with me. What about the fattest and oiliest intestine?"
Wang Shinong was still negotiating here, while Ding Bitao asked strangely: "What is a intestine?"
Chen Qi looked down upon him:
"You don't even know the intestines? How did you learn anatomy? The intestines are the rectum, which is connected to the anus. It is the place where stool is usually stored. Although it doesn't look smelly, it is also the part with the most fat and the most delicious food."
Ugh~~~~~
As soon as Chen Qi finished speaking, a lesbian at the table next to him couldn't help but vomited out.
Chapter completed!