493. Decisive Battle Through League 4: Poisoned Coffee
Xiaoshan said: "You want to delay time, don't think I don't know, is it useful?"
Xiao Xixi replied: "Yes! I just want to buy time. Don't you want to know the shocking inside story of Lingyuan Star? Everyone can get what they want. Are you afraid that I, a mortal woman, will cause trouble?"
When Xiao Shan heard this, he found it interesting. This Xiao Xixi was honest, and it really aroused his curiosity and aroused him to death. Am I still afraid that she, a mortal woman, would cause some trouble?
Xiaoshan actually agreed unconsciously in his heart, but he said:
"Are you trying to tell me that Lingyuan Planet was formerly called the Earth, or that there was a human war here 30 million years ago, and the Earth was destroyed, and then it took more than 20 million years to recover?
Reborn as a planet of cultivation, if that’s all you need, then you’d better avoid talking about it as soon as possible.”
When Xiao Xixi heard this, she pretended to be surprised and said:
"No, you immortal cultivators have survived half a million people on Lingyuan Star. Is this all you know? Don't you know that this Lingyuan Star was originally just like the Lingmei Star? It was just a monster planet.
Don’t you know????????????????The earliest humans were all time-travelers?”
With a "clang", Xiaoshan almost fell off the sofa. What the hell! Lingyuan Planet is also a planet of monsters, and the earliest humans were all time travellers. This is too impossible, and this news is too
It was shocking.
Xiaoshan quickly moved to the sofa and said calmly:
"Are you talking nonsense? You just deliberately made up a story to deceive me just to delay time?"
Xiao Xixi smiled: "Haha, did I make it up? After you listen, you can judge for yourself. You don't even have this judgment, right?"
Another provocation completely aroused Xiaoshan's curiosity, and Xiaoshan said:
"Okay! Even if I know that you are deliberately stalling for time, I will give you this little time and listen to your story. I am afraid that you will not be able to fly into the sky. Okay, you can tell it."
As he said that, Xiao Shan even crossed his legs and patted his thigh with one hand, as if he had everything under control.
Xiao Xixi giggled and said:
"That's right, everyone gets what they want. But before I tell the story, I'll make you a cup of coffee. I also need a cup of coffee to talk about it. Since you've given me all the time to tell the story, why don't I
Give me some time to make coffee. I love drinking coffee. My subordinates secretly call me Coffee Sister behind my back.
By the way, Yuntian was killed by you. You should have searched his soul. Then you should know that I do have the habit of drinking coffee. It was precisely because Yuntian helped me grow coffee well that I promoted him to Xuan.
Yuan Dalu serves as the regional director."
When Xiaoshan heard this, he was stunned for a moment, Damn! You have to drink coffee to tell stories, why is it so troublesome, forget it, just give it, I can have a drink anyway.
What? Yuntian used to grow coffee for Xiao Xixi. If he grows coffee well, he can be the regional director. This employment method is like child's play. She deserves to lose. But I didn't have time to search for Yuntian's soul. Forget it.
Forget it, I can't let her know about this, so as not to ruin my reputation as a monkey demon.
So Xiaoshan replied:
"Well, of course I know about things related to Yuntian. Okay, if you want to drink, you can drink it, and it must be high-quality, otherwise don't blame me for being rude." Xiao Xixi smiled slightly, nodded, and stopped answering this time.
, but stood up, stepped on high heels, walked to the coffee machine, and began to carefully put the coffee beans, grind the coffee powder, boil water, etc. From the look of her, she was extremely serious about the preparation of making coffee. It seemed that
Still enjoying it.
However, when dividing the coffee powder into cups, Xiao Xixi said again:
"Li Xiaoshan, where is your cup of coffee? I will add more poison to you. I think so. If I can poison you to death at once, then I will have a chance to survive and there will be no need to tell the story.
, and save time.
But I also thought, as a powerful cultivator, how can you be so easily poisoned by me? This is just a fantasy of mine, but you and I are enemies after all, and I can't beat you. I have to try if I have the chance.
ah.
Of course, I am an aboveboard person, so I choose to tell you in advance, and you can choose to drink it or not."
Xiao Shan listened and was so surprised that his jaw dropped to the floor. Damn it! What kind of cool operation is this? If you want to poison me to death, why do you have to tell me whether I should drink it or not? Is this going to happen?
Are you willing to let me die? Aren't you just standing tall in front?
At the moment when Xiao Shan was surprised, Xiao Xixi took out a pill and put it into the coffee cup prepared for Xiao Shan. Then she poured boiling water into the two cups of coffee and stirred them carefully. After the coffee was stirred evenly, she added
Add the fresh milk and stir again, then add the caramel and stir again.
Xiao Xixi looked extremely serious, careful and elegant in every action she took when making coffee. It seemed that she really enjoyed the process.
Damn! Xiao Shan is not sure how charming Xiao Xixi is, but Xiao Shan approves of the nickname given to her by her subordinates. This is definitely a "coffee sister", and such a professional "coffee sister"
"How can he not drink the brewed coffee?
In particular, Xiao Xixi stirred the coffee three times, and three different aromas of coffee came out in succession, which simply seduced Xiaoshan. Compared to Xiaoshan drinking coffee in the cold sea breeze on the rooftop of Haizhou in Yuanhai, it was simply called laziness.
This is called advanced!
Drink! You must drink such good coffee. Lord Shan, I am invulnerable to all poisons. What can this mere poison do to me?
Xiao Xixi stirred the two cups of coffee, and brought them over carefully with a smile. Although she felt a little uneasy and nervous, she tried her best not to let her hands shake, and successfully handed the cup of poisonous coffee to Xiaoshan's table.
He put another cup in front of his desk before sitting down calmly.
Without saying anything, Xiao Shan directly picked up the poisoned coffee and took a greedy sip. He closed his mouth and eyes, letting the aroma and flavor of the coffee stay in his mouth for a while, then slowly swallowed it into his throat, and then
I just let out an "ah" sound, which was clearly a refreshing feeling of satisfaction.
The moment Xiao Shan picked up the coffee, Xiao Xixi's face changed slightly, but her pupils were shocked.
In fact, what Xiao Xixi used was a hard-to-get trick, because she knew that the monkey demon Li Xiaoshan could come here, and he was definitely not an ordinary immortal cultivator, so she put all the conspiracy and poisonous schemes on the surface to confuse Xiaoshan.
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Of course, the result she hoped for was that when her poisonous plan was revealed to Xiaoshan, Xiaoshan didn't believe it and thought it was a lie. Then he actually drank the poisoned coffee and poisoned him to death.
The last thing she expected was that Xiaoshan had already stopped being invaded by Baidu, and was not afraid of her poisonous coffee at all. A hundred more cups would be fine, so she drank the poisonous coffee, and nothing happened.
In fact, Xiao Xixi has also made such mental preparations. As a powerful cultivator, it is normal for her to have some means of avoiding poison, but as she said herself, she can't beat her again and again. How can she not avoid poisoning when she has the opportunity to do so?
What about trying it?
After Xiaoshan took a sip of coffee, he still held the coffee cup in his hand and was reluctant to put it down. He did not answer whether he was afraid of being poisoned, but said calmly:
"Chairman Xiao, now you can tell your story."
As soon as these words came out, all Xiao Xixi's excitement and nervousness turned into despair. It seemed that she had got the answer that Xiaoshan was not afraid of being poisoned at all. But in just a moment, she returned to her smile and calmly said "Okay"
words, then took a sip of coffee and swallowed it down his throat.
After that, Xiao Xixi really started to tell the story, but the beginning of the story led Xiaoshan into a bigger mystery.
Just listen, Xiao Xixi said: "Li Xiaoshan, have you been to my hometown, Diqiu?"
Xiaoshan was stunned for a moment, took another sip of coffee, and then replied leisurely: "???????????????Been there."
Xiao Xixi smiled and sighed, and said: "It turns out that you have been to Emperor Qiu. No wonder you know us so well. Then you have learned some scientific knowledge in Emperor Qiu, because the stories I tell may involve
I'm afraid you won't understand the concepts in the scientific field."
Xiao Shan smiled faintly and said, "I know a little bit, just say so."
Xiao Xixi nodded and said, "That's good. Have you ever heard of non-parallel universes and time and space displacement?"
After saying that, Xiao Xixi also took a leisurely sip of coffee.
But as soon as these words came out, Xiaoshan was shocked. He shook the coffee and some coffee spilled out. Xiaoshan quickly put down the cup, not caring about covering up anything, and replied in a trembling voice:
"I've heard of multiverses, parallel universes and time and space travel, but I've never heard of non-parallel universes and time and space displacement. Could it be that you just made up these two words?"
These reactions of Xiao Shan were all taken into account by Xiao Xixi, and they seemed to be expected by her. She shook her head with a smile and said:
"Of course I'm not making it up. In fact, multiverses exist, but completely parallel universes are almost impossible. It's just an idealized vision of scientists.
In the multiverse, the positional relationship between universes is often non-parallel. It may be horizontal for you, vertical for me, or diagonally, and no one is dedicated to arranging the universes.
How can it be completely parallel?"
When Xiao Shan heard this, he was completely surprised, but Xiao Xixi's explanation was simple and easy to understand. He couldn't find a reason to refute it, but his scalp felt numb, so he had to say:
"You...you continue."
Xiao Xixi continued:
"Since you have heard of time travel, not just space travel, it will help you understand the story I am about to tell you. That is, time travel sometimes changes. For example, you can travel back to 30 million people all of a sudden.
years ago"
"Go back 30 million years ago?!" Xiao Shan couldn't control himself anymore and screamed, and stood up in excitement.
Xiao Xixi said leisurely:
Chapter completed!