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Chapter 357 Let's Keep Calm These Two Days(3/3)

People who have eaten it describe it this way: eating a bite of canned herring is like a mixture of rice field smell, fishy smell and dead rat smell. The Swedish government has even publicly legislated that it is not allowed to open canned herring indoors.

The law prohibits opening! Such cans usually have instructions on them, please inform people around you before opening to avoid accidents... Many national airlines clearly prohibit passengers from bringing canned herring on board.

If an ordinary person eats it once, the bad smell in his mouth will be difficult to eliminate even if it lasts for several days.

In the era of the big Internet, there are also many mukbang challenges. There are many people who eat and vomit during the live broadcast. What do you say?

Money is hard to make, but shit is hard to eat. Can a dog change its habit of eating shit? This thing can make a dog run away if you put it in front of it.

Are you so outrageous that you stewed it?

After silence, Zhao Donghuai asked curiously, "How many cans have you opened?"

Lao Wu also quickly reported, "They encouraged me to open a box and put it in the pot to stew. I was wearing a gas mask at the time. Now my house will probably have to be empty for a few months..."

"Previously, Pangpang Ouyang steamed durians, used disinfectant, alcohol, air freshener, etc. several times at home. After a few hours, his girlfriend came home and smelled that he was the shit cook. She was frightened.

I ran away, couldn’t get through the phone, and no one answered my BB phone.”

"He can't explain it clearly, and we are still keeping calm with each other. I was wronged. They were the ones who tricked me."

When he ended the call, Zhao Donghuai leaned back in his chair and fell into deep thought again. He was really speechless. Old Wu was so wicked.

For the sake of publicity, you can't torment innocent people like this? Isn't this a lack of great virtue? It's more maddening than a naughty child.

Azhen came over curiously and said, "That Wu Zhenyu really has such strong taste? Isn't he too perverted?"

She read several newspapers, which were full of eye-catching publicity stunts. The focus was on describing the interviews, reactions, etc. of citizens of Huayuan Phase 3 who were attacked by biochemical attacks.

As for what Lao Wu cooked? He didn’t say...it was just misleading.

Even the patrolman who was almost fainted at the scene was interviewed. The patrolman cried and complained to the reporter, saying that the smell would be something he would never forget.

People who don't experience it will never know what it feels like.

A gimmick, a hype.

In this dimension, due to Zhao Donghuai's control, major media groups do not break celebrity gossip, love affairs and other gossipy news at all, and most of their marketing is positive.

Therefore, there are countless fans and gossips among the people who rarely enjoy the pleasure of eating celebrities' big melons. They have no chance to eat them.

Suddenly this happens? It’s so exciting!

Zhao Donghuai shook his head speechlessly again, "No, they were wearing gas masks and oxygen tanks and cooking canned herrings at home, one box at a time. It's so immoral!"

Azhen was shocked, "Canned herring? What kind of fish is that? Is it so scary?"

She was not only shocked but also very curious. The main reason was that she didn't understand a building with a height of more than 30 stories. How could so many residents be tortured by sexual harassment on a certain floor?

Zhao Donghuai saw this and held down Azhen decisively, "Azhen, I advise you to be kind and calm, and never try anything out of curiosity."

Curiosity killed the cat is not an empty saying.

Also, damage transfer... People who have been attacked by biochemical attacks probably also want to enjoy themselves alone rather than enjoying the happiness of others? This is really poisonous.

Azhen blinked, "Okay, how about this? Find someone who deserves a beating and let him open a box without knowing it? I'll watch the reaction from a distance?"

"The main reason is that I'm too curious. There are a lot of people in Wu Zhenyu's building who were affected by the smoke."

Zhao Donghuai was speechless, "Who do you think deserves a beating?"

Azhen continued, "Like the dragon and tiger martial arts masters or acting teachers you specially recruited before?"

Director Zhao was even more speechless, "What about the innocent citizens who were harmed? Wu Zhenyu also planned to send hundreds of yuan in gifts door to door to apologize. I still remember that this is not only immoral, but also wrong."

"You'd better stop making trouble. Citizens are already very tired from running around every day. There is no need to suddenly suffer because of your curiosity."

The thing about Lao Wu is that he didn't know about it beforehand. He should have reported it below. After all, it was related to publicity. But as Wu Zhenyu said, his current career is so big, and the millions of people who directly eat with him are more than those in Hong Kong.

The permanent population is still large.

If the serious secretarial working group thinks it is a trivial matter, they will not report it to Azhen and the others.

In the past, the reports that Azhen Xiaoxian and others reported to him were those that had been screened by the working group.

Otherwise, he would not agree to such a coquettish announcement.

It is said that after a biological attack, I got a few hundred yuan as a gift, but if you can buy a house in Huayuan, who is short of your hundreds of yuan in gifts?

This is as immoral as throwing firecrackers into the neighbor's latrine.

Thinking of this, he said, "Just because Lao Wu is a celebrity, you can't just find a few residents of Huayuan Phase 3 who are sulky and dissatisfied with him but don't dare to vent their anger."

"beat him."

"It's the way he chose to publicize. He has to carry it when he gets into trouble. Tomorrow he will continue to publish news saying that the citizens can't stand it because he cooks shit. He has exerted an iron fist of justice, found people, and given money to do things."

Qiu Shuzhen was shocked, "What a beating?"

Zhao Donghuai nodded, "Ask the Pan-Asia bodyguard to let go. After Lao Wu was beaten, he told him that it's okay to use bizarre stunts for publicity, but don't base it on accidentally injuring ordinary people. A few hundred yuan of gifts went from door to door to apologize. It looked like a bit of sincerity."

.”

"Actually, when he had this idea, his butt was already crooked."

Azhen blinked, "I'm not speaking for him. If you find an angry victim, instead of beating up Old Wu, why not ask them to put on a gas mask and cook a pot of canned herring, and then lock up Old Wu and Ouyang Pangpang."

Go in."

Zhao Donghuai, "..."
Chapter completed!
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