Chapter 85 Are you the devil Chiyou sent to torture me?
Wu Gang asked in confusion:
“What trauma sequelae?”
Bai Yue still looked as if Bian Que had seen Duke Huan of Cai and said regretfully:
"The so-called traumatic sequelae means that some people have been unable to break free from the painful emotions after suffering huge pain. Over time, they adapted their memories themselves and believed that the pain had not happened, and they were with themselves and..."
Before he finished speaking, Wu Gang jumped up and roared with foam flying across his mouth:
"I've said it so many times. I don't have a wife, and she doesn't sleep with others! You can only have traumatic sequelae when you step on the horse, and you can only feel pain when you step on the horse... I'll just slap you for a while!"
Bai Yue immediately covered his mouth, but his eyes were still full of sympathy, pity, and regret...
Wu Gang was furious and pulled Bai Yue's collar and shouted:
"Do you believe me?"
Bai Yue shook his head repeatedly, but his eyes were clearly looking at a little loli with chocolate covered in face, constantly acting cute in front of him. Dad, I really didn't steal chocolate...
Wu Gang was so angry that he threw him on the ground, turned around three times, and came back.
He said in front of him, begging:
"Brother, I really practiced the boy skills, I really have no wife!"
Bai Yue nodded slowly, but his regretful eyes clearly said-
Terrified of illness and no salvation!
Wu Gang jumped up again in anger, picked up the giant axe, slashed down with a "huh", and stopped on the tip of Bai Yue's nose. His eyes were covered with red bloodshots, and he panted and cursed:
"If you step on the horse and look at me with this kind of eyes, I... will kill you alive!"
"well……"
Bai Yue sighed deeply and lowered his head in depression. The affectionate doctor was like a dedicated doctor who met a stubborn mental patient and refused to be hospitalized for treatment...
Wu Gang cried, and the giant axe fell from his hand. He turned around weakly, rushed over suddenly, and smashed the laurel trunk with his head, roaring wildly while hitting it:
"I really don't have a wife, I really don't... Why don't you believe me..."
After shouting a few times, Bai Yue suddenly shouted at the top of his throat:
"Wu Gang practiced the boy skills!"
"Wu Gang has no wife!"
"Wu Gang's wife didn't sleep with that bastard Bo Ling!"
He deliberately ran the "Nine Turns Yuan Gong" and shouted it out with a breath of fairy spirit. His voice was like a Buddhist lion's roar, and the entire mountain echoed over and over again:
"Wu Gang practiced the boy skills...wife...that bastard sleeps...sleep..."
Wu Gang's old face turned red, his mind was about to explode. He screamed strangely, jumped over to cover Bai Yue's mouth, and shouted:
"What are you shouting at by the horse?"
Bai Yue blinked, and Wu Gang let go, and he said again:
"Didn't you say all this? Is there a problem?"
Of course no problem!
But even if it's OK, you can't shout like that...
Is it honorable for the woman on this mountain to practice the boy skills? Why are you shouting the truth here?
He didn't speak, and Bai Yue became suspicious again:
"Can you really make it up?"
"fart!"
"Then what are you afraid of?"
"Who is afraid!"
"Oh, then I'll keep shouting?"
"Don't shout!"
"It was you who made it up!"
"fart!"
"Then what are you afraid of..."
Come back again?
Wu Gang was so angry that he screamed strangely, are you the demon sent by Chiyou to torture me?
Bai Yue shook his head and sighed:
"Okay, I'll believe you for the time being!"
Wu Gang's nose was crooked and he snorted coldly:
"What is for the time being?"
Bai Yue said in confusion:
"Brother, this is your private matter... Is your wife sleeping with Bo Ling? What does it have to do with me? Whether you practice boy skills or not? Do I believe it or not...is it very important?"
Wu Gang said angrily:
"It's important, of course it's important!"
Bai Yue was stunned and asked for a long time:
"Why?"
Wu Gang seemed a little embarrassed, and said with a stern voice:
"I have been running to cut down trees for countless years... You are the first person to talk to me..."
Don't, I didn't get a single blood, this hat is too heavy!
Bai Yue widened his eyes:
"Where are other people?"
Wu Gang's emotions finally stabilized, and he sat down with a back against the laurel tree, and said with a wry smile:
"Since I practiced this Axe of the Sky, and below the Daluo Golden Immortal, I was dizzy when I saw it... and the destructive power was too great, and the sky collapsed and the earth fell. His Majesty Yan Emperor found such a pure place for me..."
Bai Yueqi said:
"So, are you here to practice martial arts?"
Wu Gang said angrily:
"No, of course I'm here to practice!"
Bai Yue was a little disappointed, and it turns out that there are all lies in fairy tales!
Seeing his appearance, Wu Gang became irritable again, punched the laurel tree suddenly and said angrily:
"Don't you believe me?"
Bai Yue nodded repeatedly, his eyes extremely sincere.
Wu Gang breathed a sigh of relief. This bastard is so angry that I am unstable...
Bai Yue suddenly remembered something, walked over and picked up the small piece of tree bark that was chopped off by Wu Gang just now, and asked:
"Is this...you're too destructive?"
Wu Gang smiled and said:
"This is a laurel tree, the innate spiritual root that grew here before the creation of the world. Not to mention me... His Majesty Yan Emperor used the Xuanyuan Sword to cut off a small piece the size of a palm!"
Seeing that Bai Yue didn't believe it, he smiled and said:
"Or why you try it. You must be able to cut it out, and brother will be your teacher!"
"Just try it!"
Bai Yue walked towards the giant axe, holding the handle of the axe with both hands. With a "hey", the giant axe remained motionless. With two "hey", the giant axe remained motionless. Wu Gang laughed and clapped his hands:
"I can't even lift the axe, so just try it?"
Who said that you can't cut a tree without an axe?
Walking forward, "Nine Turns Yuan Gong" was running wildly, pinching the word "其" and running with your fingertips. When you pinch a gap between the bark with two fingers, you will hear a "click" sound, and a large piece of bark was cut off...
The laughter came to an abrupt end. Wu Gang rubbed his eyes, looked at the bark, then Bai Yue, then rubbed his eyes, then Bai Yue, then looked at the cracks on the trunk, and suddenly laughed wildly and turned over.
With a "thump" sound, kneeling down in front of Bai Yue and said piously:
"Master is here, please accept your disciple!"
Bai Yue hurriedly flashed aside and frowned:
"Are you sick? I'm just a personal immortal. I'll pay my respects if I see it clearly!"
Wu Gang kowtowed again and said disapprovingly:
"Those who achieve success are the first, the realm..."
"Stop and stop!"
Bai Yue hurriedly intercepted him, and could no longer cause trouble for this poor sweeper. Isn't it enough to be a fairy Su'e?
"I tell you... this is not my Taoist practice. It is the immortal power left by a friend in my body. It is said to be used to protect me. If you don't believe me, look at my body. I'm still seriously injured and have not healed. Where did the immortal power come from?"
Wu Gang was skeptical and protruded his spiritual sense out.
In fact, he had seen it a long time ago and knew that he was only the peak of the low-grade human immortal. When he looked carefully, he found that his internal organs were seriously injured and his soul was still weak. He really could not move his immortal power...
Chapter completed!