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Chapter 63 Are you here to be funny?(1/2)

The Jade Emperor had no expression on his face, but was very upset inside.

Since the birth of the stone monkey and the great catastrophe of Journey to the West have begun, the whereabouts of the five pieces that should be met are all blinded by the way of heaven.

But blindness is like the lights suddenly disappearing on the stage. The actors cannot be seen, but they can hear their movements. Although the Jade Emperor cannot calculate their daily whereabouts, he can still sense the general direction, knowing that these chess pieces have not been broken yet...

Only this person is empty.

This white and tender little monk can be clearly seen, but it seems that he has never existed at all!

What's even more strange is that he just pinched his fingers and did not suffer backfire!

This is strange!

If you are not backfired, it means that the person who takes action to cover up is not as good as his.

But how can one not be considered a person who is inferior to others?

After thinking about it, the Jade Emperor suddenly thought of someone and couldn't help but shivered.

Master Hongjun is in line with the way of heaven, and his magic power cannot be judged frequently. I am afraid that only if he takes action can he be so unrecognizable!

What the Jade Emperor couldn't understand was that the master had always had no desires and no desires and was impartial. He thought of the great catastrophe of God. It was clear that Senior Brother Tongtian suffered a loss in an obvious way, and Senior Brother Primitive suffered a loss in an unknown way. Two old bastards in the West made a fortune. The master still followed the way of heaven, but did not protect his shortcomings.

At the beginning of Journey to the West, everyone received the Master’s Decree in Zixiao Palace:

The Six Saints stayed behind closed doors, but it was still a prosperous Western religion. Heaven suffered a little loss and shared a little luck.

But the person in front of me is not a disaster, but better than a disaster, so how can I solve it?

Master is becoming increasingly unpredictable...

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was wandering around, the immortals did not dare to mention it again, so they turned around to watch the live broadcast.

Bai Yue has already begun to overcome the heavenly punishment of karma!

Speaking of which, Taibai Jinxing does not make nonsense. This "die punishment for destroying the world" is indeed aimed at people who "do many evil deeds, have great sins, and are possessed of great power". The way of heaven naturally senses such people that have boundless magic power. No matter how thunder, yin fire, turtle wind, demon god, and samadhi may be difficult to eliminate them. The highlight is the three punishments of nature, karma, and mind.

No matter how your Tao and Dharma reach the sky, your body is like metal and stone, but it is much easier to collapse from the inside.

It’s a pity that Bai Yue is not “doing many evil things”.

He has always been a good student, a good citizen, and a good employee in his previous life...

There are only three things that think they are evil—

Become a Son of Man in vain!

Become a husband in vain!

Become a father in vain!

Therefore, the first four paths of karma disaster become funny...

My father took it out of the Internet cafe, slapped it twice, and went back to study!

My mother took it out of the conference room, slapped it twice, and went back to serve your father!

My wife took it out of the banquet hall, slapped it twice, and rolled it back to wash the diapers!

The baby's nose was twisted out of the office-

Daddy, accompany me to the playground...

Bai Yue thought it was over, but unfortunately he was wrong and forced to do so, and Tiandao would make up the numbers!

There is no funniest, only more funny!

On the fifth way, the little shark in the East China Sea rushed over with a fierce look and cried:

"My throat hurts so much, big bad guy!"

Bai Yue smiled and said:

"Be good, I'm going to eat the golden throat treasure if I have a sore throat?"

The little shark is gone...

On the sixth way, the bloody Lai Fu pounced forward with his teeth and claws:

"Dog thief, I'll give it back!"

Bai Yue shouted:

"Get out, you're just a scumbag like you. I'll beat you up once when I see you, do you believe it?"

Lai Fu ran away crying...

On the seventh, Zhu Jiuliang, who had half a face, came.

Bai Yue glared and left...

The eighth way, a heartless giant python and a brainless snake.

This time Bai Yue didn't talk nonsense to them, raised his fist as big as a sand bowl, and beat him up!

The illusion is broken...

The ninth...

Before the two people were spoken, Bai Yue knelt down on his knees:

"Two brothers, I'm really sorry. I thought that ghosts could be resurrected even if they die... Otherwise, when I transcend the saints and reverse time and space, I will come back and resurrect you two, and I will have enough Meng Po soup!"

A man who was hooked up said:

"He said he wanted to resurrect us?"

Another said:

"Don't talk about that useless, the key is that Mengpo soup is enough!"

"Then... let's go?"

"Let's go!"

Bai Yue was still strange. Why didn’t the self-exploding goldfish in Guanyin’s lotus pond come?

Another thought:

By the way, that guy hasn't given birth to spiritual intelligence yet...

In the mirror of Lingxiao Palace, nine thunders of karma punishment descended. The little monk remained motionless. The thunder was directly thrown into the little monk's body as if he was going home, and disappeared in a moment!

All the immortals stopped talking, and asked themselves, and they picked out one of them to overcome the punishment of this karma-

It's impossible to be as relaxed as him...

Who hasn't killed someone?

How could this be like a villain who is extremely sinful and unforgivable and disliked by heaven and earth?

He is clearly a good person who will never meet in the world!

Bai Yue felt that he was in great trouble!

The forty-six thunders before would destroy his body every time, and the Nine-Turn Yuan Gong repaired again and again. Every time he repaired, his body strength would increase. However, since the second thunder in nature began, the next seventeen thunders had not even broken the fast skin...

Even if the skin is not broken, it will naturally not be repaired, and if it is not repaired, it will naturally not be enhanced!

No matter how funny you are, aren’t you cheating me?

This doesn't work!

Bai Yue transformed into a white shirt, kicked his feet, and flew towards the bright spots in the center of the robbery cloud...

At this time, the Qiyun was brewing his heart and heavenly punishment. Bai Yue flew closer and closer, and finally stuck to the bright spot. He stretched out his hands and clenched down, and grabbed a handful of dark purple clouds. He was slightly stunned and said angrily:

"Can you just step on the horse and get more forceful? Didn't you eat?"

The immortals in the Heavenly Court saw a mouth appear on his blurred face and move. Wu Qu Xingjun suddenly laughed and turned around and asked:

"Shangfenger, what did he say?"

When Shunfeng heard this, he looked strange and said:

"He said...he was scolding Tianzhu, saying that it didn't eat, so he tried harder..."

"hiss……"

All the immortals took a breath. Isn’t this guy enough?

At this moment, I saw the little monk start to frantically pull the bright spots, and balls of dark purple clouds were picked down. He closed his hands and merged into his body, and then pulled them...

"My god, he...he is devouring the catastrophe cloud!"

"To be precise, it's the Eye of Tribulation!"

"Can I scold people?"

"grass……"

The bright spots in the center of the robbery cloud are shrinking and smaller, and finally-

The punishment of the heart is brought down!
To be continued...
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