Chapter 343 Xiaobailong peeing to save people
When the king heard this, he was filled with joy and shouted:
"All civil and military officials are weak and timid, so they dare not take a chariot. You can go out of the court and ask the immortal to see my illness. When you see him, you must not be disrespectful. You call him a god and all meet with the courtesy of the king and the minister."
The ministers received the order and went straight to the Drum Tower with the eunuchs who were looking at the list and the lieutenant to visit.
The Great Saint remained motionless and waited for the end of the week. The class started:
"The emperor told the two gods that we are all ministers of the king Zhu Zi. Now we are in accordance with the king's order. We respectfully invite the monks to come to the court for medical treatment."
The monkey snorted and said to everyone:
"Why don't your king come?"
All the ministers said:
"My king is weak and timid, so he dare not take a chariot. He ordered his ministers and others to perform the rituals of the king and invite the monk."
The monkey said:
"Since that's the case, please move forward, I will follow you."
All the ministers followed their ranks and walked in teams. Monkey and Xiaobailong entered the palace with the officials. All the ministers left first and reported to the king, rolled up the pearl curtain, opened the golden mouth and asked:
"Who is an immortal doctor?"
The monkey took a step forward and said loudly:
"Old Sun is that."
The king could hear that he had a sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and when he showed his talent, he became more energetic, so he invited the two of them to sit for a banquet and was not in a hurry to see a doctor.
The monkey smiled and said:
"Your Majesty holds a banquet for a sick body, but it shouldn't be. What about seeing a doctor first?"
The king was in pain and laughed and moaned:
"The two immortals come for a long time. We should first welcome the wind and dust. Besides, even if the gods are treated, they must also look at, listen, ask and ask. I can later..."
The monkey smiled and said:
"How to show my supernatural powers when looking, listening, asking and touching, I can hang my silk to diagnose my pulse."
The little white dragon was anxious and said with a voice:
"Brother Monkey, you are praising me again. In the past few years, who will be the one who has seen you cure me? You don't even know the properties of medicine and have not read medical books. How can you boldly hit this big disaster!"
The monkey smiled and said:
"Silly, you don't know. I'm familiar with the Hundred Schools of Medicine in Huaguo Mountain. There are a few grass-tou prescriptions that can cure serious illnesses. If you are afraid of it, it's not important, it's not important. You can sit down and see what my pulse is like?"
He reached out and pulled three hairs from his tail, twisted them, and called "change", which turned into three silk threads, each of which was two or four feet long.
According to the twenty-four qi, he held it in his hand, and served the eunuch in the nearby palace, and went to the inner courtyard of the palace until it was set up outside the door of the bedroom, took three golden threads and the eunuch inside, and ordered:
"The queen of the inner palace, or the eunuch, should first tie it under the left wrist of the holy bow, press the three parts of the cun Guan and rule the sequel, and then pass the thread out of the window lattice to me."
The eunuch said this and asked the king to sit on the dragon bed, tied one end of the gold thread according to the inch ruler, and then out the window, and the monkey connected the thread thread.
He first held the index finger with his right finger, looked at the Cun meridian, then pressed the middle finger, looked at the Guan meridian, then held the big finger to determine the ring finger, looked at the Chi meridian, mediated his own breathing, and divided the four qi and five depressions, seven exteriors, eight internal and nine symptoms, floating in the middle, sinking in the middle, floating in the middle, and distinguishing the ends of deficiency and excess.
I also taught to untie my left hand, tie it to the lower part of my right wrist, that is, with my left finger, I checked it one by one, but I shook my body, put the golden thread on my body, and said loudly:
"Your Majesty's left hand is strong and tight, the Guan pulse is stiff and slow, the Ji pulse is loose and deep; the C pulse is floating and slippery, the Guan pulse is slow and clotted, and the Ji pulse is rapid and firm. The left hand is strong and tight, and the middle is weak and heartache; the Guan pulse is slow and slow, and the muscles are numb; the Ji pulse is slow and deep, and the urination is red and the stool is bloody. The right hand is floating and slippery, and the inner menstruation is arrogance; the Guan pulse is slow and clotted, and it is a sign of the loss of the group of birds."
The king was filled with joy when he heard this, cheered up and replied loudly:
"I understand when I point you understand when I point you understand when I point you understand when I point you! It's such a disease! Please go out and take medicine."
The Great Sage had just stepped out of the palace. The eunuch who had heard him had already reported to the public. Seeing him come out, the officials stepped forward and said:
"Immortal Chang just said that the evidence of two birds losing their flocks is that, why is that?"
The monkey smiled and said:
"There are two males and females who were flying together in the same place. Suddenly they were shocked by a storm. The females could not see the males, the males could not see the females. The females wanted the males, and the males also wanted the females. Isn't this the two birds lost their flock?"
When the officials heard this, they cheered in unison:
"What a god! What a miracle doctor!"
The intersection praised him very much, and when an imperial physician asked:
"The disease has been seen, but I don't know what medicine to treat it?"
The monkey said:
"No need to take prescriptions, you need to see the medicine."
The medical officer was shocked and asked again:
"The classics say that medicine has 88 flavors, and people have 44 diseases. If the disease is not in one person's body, how can the medicine be used in full? How can you see medicine?"
The monkey shook his head and said:
"The ancients said that medicines do not follow prescriptions and use them appropriately, so they are all used, so they are allocated and add or subtract them at will."
Suddenly, I saw the inner palace passing the order, and the two immortals stayed in Wenhua Palace together.
The medical officer stopped talking and went out of the court to send people on duty to the office all over the city to prepare three pounds of medicines, as well as medicine mills, medicine mills, medicine rolls, medicine milk, milk stools, milk stools, milk stools, milk hammers, etc. to Wenhua Palace.
By midnight, the sky was quiet and everything was silent.
Xiaobailong said:
"Brother, what medicine do you want to make? Do something early. I'm sleepy."
The monkey said:
"You take one or two of rhubarb and grind it into fine powder."
The little white dragon frowned and said:
"Brother, although I can't cure diseases, I also know that rhubarb tastes bitter, cold and non-toxic, its nature is heavy but not floating, its use is run but not guarded, it can seize all depression without stagnation, it can calm disasters and cause peace, and it is called General. I am using medicine for this, but I am afraid that I will be weak for a long time, so I cannot use this."
The monkey smiled and said:
"My dear brother doesn't know that this medicine is good for phlegm and qi, and it can swell the cold and heat in the stomach. Don't worry about me, go and take one or two crotons, remove the shell and film, beat the oil and poison, and grind it into fine powder."
The little white dragon became more and more confused and said:
"Croton tastes spicy, is toxic in nature, it can weaken the hardness and accumulation, swell the coldness of the lungs, open up the blockage, and promote water and valleys. It is the general who cuts the gate and can not be used lightly."
The monkey laughed again:
"My brother, you don't know that this medicine can break the knot and spread the intestines, and it can swell the mind. Come quickly. I will also help you with the taste."
Xiao Bailong immediately crushed the two medicines and asked again:
"Brother Monkey, do you still use those dozens of flavors?"
The monkey said:
"No."
Xiaobailong was stunned and said angrily:
"Eight hundred and eight flavors, three pounds per flavor, only these two taels are used. Aren't you bullying people?"
The walker will tell a flower magnetic cup:
"Don't say, take this cup and scrape half of the pot ash over. I am a fairy's square, how can I spread it to the world at will?"
The little white dragon had to scrape half of it and crush it thinner again.
The monkey looked strange and handed the cup to him again, giggling:
"My brother, now the auxiliary medicine is ready, but the main medicine is still on you. Don't be shy... and take a half-piss!"
The little white dragon was so angry that he said angrily:
Chapter completed!