Chapter 31 Paradise Cinema
Haven't reached the perfect state yet?
As soon as he mentioned this, the little girl suddenly became nervous and quickly transformed into a big mirror. She straightened her breasts and looked left and looked at them again. It was already very beautiful?
Sighing his lips, saying depressedly:
"Brother Yue, what's wrong with me?"
Bai Yue said with a wicked smile:
"Everywhere is good-looking, but it can be better. For example, the legs can be longer, the waist can be slender, the buttocks can be rounder, and the breasts can be..."
At the beginning, Bai Jingjing followed his words, lifted up her long legs and looked again and again, touching her waist and turning around seriously. When she heard the second half, her cheeks flushed, she covered her ears and hid behind the mirror, and shouted in shame:
"I don't listen, I don't listen..."
With the blink of an eye, Bai Yue disappeared.
At this time, Bai Nezha Yue transformed into a young book boy of the young master of the Hehuan School, wearing a square scarf and carrying a cross-carrying bag.
Under your feet is a fairy mountain, with strange rocks and strange walls and peaks, Yao grass and flowers, fairy peaches and bamboos, and embellished with them, the spiritual energy is even thicker than that of Huaguo Mountain!
Where is this?
There was a pavilion behind him, and a young man in gorgeous clothes was lying in a chair, and two beautiful women were serving him.
One feeds grapes and the other shakes the fan, it’s so comfortable.
Bai Yue glanced at him and suddenly felt bored, far less than my Jingjing, let alone the little dragon girl in the Bodhisattva's house!
The young man in the gorgeous clothes was chewing grapes in his mouth and suddenly said vaguely:
"Lai Fu, go and see if there are any female fairies this time?"
Let me be blessed, what kind of blessed?
Which dog ran out? This name is really vulgar, it might as well be called Gatlin!
With a "puff", the young man in the Chinese costume spat out half a grape and flew over with a "swoosh", which was impartial and hit Bai Yue's eyebrows.
Bai Yue's mind was buzzing, his body shook, and he fell down. The two women covered their mouths and laughed "giggled", and the young man scolded:
"Laifu, are you deaf in your horse?"
Wocao, are you calling me, isn’t Lu Bai?
Bai Yue hurriedly got up from the ground, bowed swayingly, and said stammeringly:
"I, I'm here, go..."
There was another burst of laughter in the pavilion. Bai Yue suppressed the urge to fill the young master with his old fist. He turned around and left, but heard one of the girls call:
"Laifu, you are going backwards!"
Another woman smiled:
"Lai Fu was stupid, but he was beaten by the young master, but he was a little stupid again!"
You are stupid, your whole family is stupid!
Bai Yue cursed silently, following the direction pointed by the previous woman, all the way down the mountain. Only then did he realize that on this mountain—
There are so many people!
Looking into the distance, it seems to be a crater, surrounded by towering mountains, and pavilions and pavilions are built on each mountain. There are laughter and joy coming and going on the mountain road, both men, women, young and old, and even street stalls!
Is this a crater scenic spot?
At this moment, a melodious bell suddenly came from the highest mountain. Pedestrians on the road ran towards the mountain like a army of egg robbers who had finally waited for the supermarket to open. Bai Yue was wrapped in a stream of people and flowed downwards, and the scarf on his head was thrown away.
At the foot of the mountain is a big lake, but there is no water.
The entire lake surface is as smooth and transparent as a mirror. You can see the black clouds tumbling below the lake surface, and the hideous lightning like a giant dragon, just unable to hear the thunder.
Bai Yue stood on the lake embankment and watched for a long time. This is a Journey to the West version of the cinema. The screen is excellent. Unfortunately, it is still the era of silent films, but I didn’t understand what the Chinese-style young master said, “Is there a female fairy this time”?
There are many female fairies by the lake. Does it count?
"What are you squeezing, get out of here!"
Suddenly someone pushed him heavily on his back. Bai Yue was caught off guard and fell from the lake embankment and fell on the surface of the lake with a "bar" sound.
The lake embankment is so high that he almost passed away from his back when he fell. His whole body was dispersed, and he even slid far away with a "slip".
A burst of laughter came from the crowd. Bai Yue looked back and saw that his position had been occupied by a strong man bearded, but the man held his arms and looked around with a confused look on his face, as if he was saying:
"Hey, why is there no one in such a good place?"
Cao, you pretender!
Bai Yue stood up carefully, took a breath, clenched his fists, and wanted to jump up to the lake embankment to give the man a taste of the power of the human immortal fist...
However, this breath couldn't be raised!
I looked inside in a hurry, but found that although the meridians of Lai Fu Lu Bai were filled with a mysterious white spiritual energy, they could not be driven by the magic tricks of the Nine Turn Yuan Gong?
Is this the legendary fairy spirit?
After trying a few times, it was futile. I had to draw a stream of my own spiritual energy from my soul and pour it into the meridians. Unexpectedly, once I touched the white mist, it would melt away instantly.
It's really a hell!
Could it be that the method of practicing the transformation and practice of the great method of enlightenment?
Bai Yue looked around, but saw the vast mirror surrounding it, with a lake embankment dozens of feet high. Without the power of spiritual energy, he could not jump up. Could he climb up?
Suddenly, I heard a thunderbolt coming from a distance like an order. Accompanied by the "dongdong" war drum, two teams of soldiers with bright helmets and armor suddenly rushed out from the foot of the highest mountain, holding long spears and rushing in two directions!
Wherever they went, everyone retreated one after another, freeing up a large open space. The soldiers easily occupied the vast lake embankment and surrounded the large lake.
Hey, the troops have reserved the venue?
Seeing Bai Yue still standing there blankly, the nearest soldier crossed his halberd and shouted:
"Hey, why are you still standing stupidly?"
Bai Yue shrugged and said helplessly:
"Brother Soldier, I have a problem in practicing martial arts and can't get up anymore... Can you please help me?"
The soldier frowned and swung his halberd, and suddenly a hurricane appeared. Bai Yue felt a lighter under his feet, and flew up like a cloud and mist. He flipped a few times in the air, but he smashed into the crowd behind him like a sandbag!
There was no good person in the middle of this crowd. When Bai Yue smashed him down, no one picked him up. The man directly below waved his sleeves. Bai Yue flew into the distance again. When he landed, he was kicked by someone, and then he flew into the air again...
After repeated cycles, Bai Yue has endured many feet!
Among them, there were pranks, just like the soldier, and even more, those who were so mean, but they were kicking people hard!
Bai Yue was still screaming at first, but after being tossed like this for a while, he had already felt severe pain all over his body, dizzy, and bleeding from his mouth and nose...
Unfortunately, he had a body of immortal power, but he couldn't use it. Bai Yue gritted his teeth and thought:
This is the worst experience!
At this moment, a soft immortal power suddenly became warm and comfortable, and wrapped him over the crowd and flew gently to a mountain a little further away before falling down.
Bai Yue shook his body and stepped on his feet.
Chapter completed!