Chapter 0475 The Adventures of Tintin (Sixty-four) broke out
At this moment, seeing that the captain and the Dupont brothers were hesitant and did not want to move forward, Guan Heng, Dingding, and Qin'er also turned around. Just as they were about to urge the captain and the three of them to move forward together, they heard voices coming from the distance again.
However, this time it turned into a rude curse that rolled into the street.
You vicious invaders, savages and curly monkeys, you are a bunch of scum.
What do you mean, you bastard, you dare to scold me? Captain Haddock, who usually calls himself the champion of scolding, has never been faced with such a direct provocation.
Anger filled his chest, and Haddock, who had long since known what fear was, rolled up his arms and sleeves, and rushed towards the direction of the sound: Little ruffian, I want you to know the consequences of provoking me.
You tear it up and feed it to the bald seagulls
At this time, another voice came from the distance: You bunch of warthogs like headless flies, scum among apes, and beriberi patients with pockmarked faces, go to hell.
After hearing these all kinds of curses, the captain was so angry that he ran over like a whirlwind. He shouted: Either you die today or I die, come to a duel, you dirty bastard.
Huhuhu, where are you? The little bastard who killed a thousand swords ran to the place where the sound was coming from behind the bushes. The panting captain was like an angry bull. He waved his fist and shouted: Come out and hide your naked loser, let me punch you twice.
The feet will beat you into a pile of garbage
Calm down Captain, I heard something strange about the strange tone of this voice. Guan Heng, who arrived shortly after, grabbed the angry Haddock and said, "Listen, this cursing voice seems to be coming from the tree."
Well, Captain Haddock felt puzzled for a moment in the tree: Who is that swearing person in the tree?
At this moment, Ding Dingqin'er and the Dupont brothers also ran over in a hurry: Hey, have you discovered anything?
Guan Heng pointed upward in front of everyone: Look, there are a few macaws on the treetops. It must be them who are talking.
Gu Gu Gu Gu Stinky Baboon, obscene embryo. Just when Guan Heng finished speaking, those birds that imitated human speech began to curse again.
Captain Haddock muttered to himself, he glanced at the Dupont brothers again, and said disdainfully: It's ridiculous that you two idiots thought they were my ancestors.
The ghost of
Haha, I think it was hundreds of years ago, when Sir Francis was living here, he taught these curse words to the ancestor of the parrots. Guan Heng smiled and said to everyone: Then these wonderful and sharp words were passed down from generation to generation.
, they can be said to be the earliest gramophones.
Hahaha After hearing Guan Heng's words, everyone burst into laughter.
At this moment, no one noticed that the puppy Bai Xue suddenly climbed up the treetop quickly and nimbly. Like a shrewd and capable hunter, it quietly approached the parrots in front of it.
The bark suddenly jumped up to the white snow at the top of the tree. It moved like a bolt of lightning. Its fangs suddenly bit the neck of a macaw. One by one, the birds suddenly tumbled down from the tree, leaving only the other frightened birds behind.
Feathers falling all over the sky flew away and fled
Bai Xueqin'er exclaimed in fright when she saw the puppy falling from the tree.
Hu Guanheng's body suddenly jumped up, and he almost jumped into the air to catch the falling puppy Bai Xue. At this time, Bai Xue was still biting the parrot's neck and refused to bite him, but it used its strength just right and did not bite.
Breaking the bird's neck would only make it half-suffocated and unable to struggle.
Well, Guan Heng let out a long breath, gently took out the parrot from the puppy's mouth, and then handed Bai Xue to Qin'er: Watch out for this little troublemaker, I don't want to do the flying rescue ball just now.
Haha, little bastard Bai Xue did a great job this time. At this time, Captain Haddock walked over, shaking his head. He said carelessly: These damn parrots dare to imitate the accent of my ancestors and curse people in the street. It is really disgusting.
Give me the bird. The captain stretched out his big hand with a black face and said: In less than ten minutes, I will make a meal of old sailor's grilled bird kebabs for everyone.
OK, we have barbecue. Hearing this, the Dupont brothers almost drooled three and a half feet down. They hurriedly shouted: "Let's go collect firewood and make a fire."
It's too cruel not to eat it. Qin'er's pretty face was slightly cold. She held Bai Xue in one hand and put her other hand on her waist and scolded: Ah Heng, don't leave it to the captain. This little bird is so pitiful. Why not let it go?
Should we just let it go? Guan Heng glanced at Ding Ding, who shrugged indifferently, saying that he would do whatever he wanted. Guan Heng said to Qin'er: After all, it was our puppy who risked his life to catch it, so let's let him go like this.
It's equivalent to ignoring the fruits of Bai Xue's labor.
But it was too cruel to eat it roasted. Guan Hengmin glanced sideways at the Dupont brothers who were still wiping their saliva, and suddenly his eyes turned and he was interested.
Captain, why don't you adopt this parrot as a pet? Guan Heng suddenly smiled and said to Haddock: This parrot's mouth is already dirty. You should call him some noble etiquette and civilized language. This will also serve as a good place for your ancestors.
How about some compensation for your fault?
After all, all the curse words in the street were taught by Sir Francis. Guan Heng continued: You see, Tintin also has a puppy. As an old sailor with status, you must be very popular raising a raptor.
Is that so? Captain Haddock touched his chin and pondered for a long time. After some hesitation, he said: Okay, I will keep this bird, but naming the parrot is a laborious matter. Well, let me think about it.
Ah ha. Captain Haddock suddenly snapped his fingers. He laughed and said, "I thought of a perfect name for this macaw."
This parrot will be called Captain Gebret from now on. He rubbed his hands and said with a smile: “Is it a good name?”
Goblet hahaha, doesn’t that mean goblet? Guan Heng was the first to laugh after hearing this: He is worthy of being the captain’s pet. It is really inseparable from its relationship with wine.
Everyone laughed when they heard this. This macaw was not small in size and had colorful feathers. It was very beautiful. The captain liked it a little when he saw it. Several small holes were bitten into the parrot's neck by the teeth of the puppy Bai Xue. Guan Heng
After bandaging it carefully, the parrot flapped its wings and it was almost healed.
It is actually very simple to tame this macaw: Guan Heng took out a piece of chocolate cookie that Qin'er brought, which was a snack prepared for the puppy Bai Xue, and now he threw it into the bird's mouth.
The parrot ate up a piece of sweet cake three times, slurping the taste, and then refused to leave the crowd. It wanted to eat delicious food and was reluctant to fly away.
12.3 Fifth update, good evening everyone, Lao Sha continues to pray for some tips~\\~
Chapter completed!