Chapter 68, a bottle of 82-year-old Coke (68/100)
"This is the only catchphrase you have!"
Wang Taika looked at Ji Enchan and said with a smirk: "But the more you say that, the more I want to bully you? Don't you know that I'm cute and aggressive?"
"What cute and aggressive nature is that you always feel that you are talking nonsense and finding reasons for your bad taste." Zhien-chan said: "Because you are a terrorist."
"Haha, what am I lying to you?" Wang Taika said: "I know a guy from Yale University. She has a topic that is cute aggression. In fact, the full name is 'Loli control cute aggression', which is cute aggression. She believes that this mentality is actually a highly positive emotional interaction, a normal emotional catharsis and instinctive reaction."
Zhien-chan grabbed Wang Taika's sleeve with her hands, and then placed Wang Taika's hand on her face.
Wang Taika was slightly stunned, and then unconsciously pinched Zhienjiang's little face. It was tender and smooth, soft, and the touch was simply too good.
Ji-eun-chan frowned slightly and said, "It hurts!"
Wang Taika said, "I'm sorry, I can't help it."
"Look! You didn't pass my experiment!" Ji Eun-chan said: "You said this is a highly positive emotional interaction, a normal emotional catharsis and instinctive reaction. But I think this is not normal at all, because I hurt! Is this normal?"
Wang Taika didn't expect that Zhienjiang would do experiments and even treat herself as a guinea pig.
So Wang Taika pinched Zhien Jiang's face again and said, "This is of course a normal reaction. Because of this experiment, I randomly found some volunteers and sent each volunteer a piece of bubble wrapping paper, and told them that they could squeeze and burst the bubbles as they pleased. When watching the cute pet slideshow, the volunteers squeezed and burst a total of 120 bubbles. When people watched funny or normal short films, they only squeezed and burst 80 and 100 bubbles respectively."
Ji-eun-chan said angrily: "So in your eyes, am I a cute pet?"
"No! It's unfair!" Wang Taika smiled bitterly and said, "It's cute! Some things have commonalities, such as cute, you can praise people or small animals! The reason why people show strong aggressiveness when facing cute things is because these cute feelings stimulate people's desire to protect."
Ji-eun-chan asked, “You want to protect me?”
Wang Taika nodded: "It's inevitable! Desire for protection. Just like the experiment I just mentioned, when facing photos, people cannot vent this emotion well, and this sense of frustration eventually turns into a desire for invasion."
Looking at Ji Enchan's serious look, Wang Taika continued: "The other possibility is that things will turn back. When you try your best to express the positive energy in your heart, you often show a negative attitude, such as crying with joy. For example, I accidentally pinched you. For example, you actually want to call me "Oba" in your heart, but you are stubborn!"
"Ha! It's back to this topic!" This time it was Ji Eun-chan who was so amused: "You can't forget this for the time being?"
Wang Taika showed his fierce look: "I really don't want you to call me Oppa, I really... I really feel regretful in life! This is one of the few goals I set since I came to Korea. Now the other goals are almost the same. Only you, you, but you, still refuse to call me Oppa! My heart! So cold!"
Ji Eun-chan smiled wickedly: "I won't call you, you're a terrorist, just a little bit!"
Wang Taika was helpless. Alas, the coaxing plan failed again. To be precise, it never succeeded!
This topic ends when it comes to this. As a result, Ji Enchan was silent for a while, but raised another topic that he had just mentioned.
"Terrorist, I..." Ji-eun-chan asked tentatively: "Do you think I can be a good relative?"
Wang Taika heard this and thought for a while and said with a smile: "You are not still thinking about the Dragon Bastard, are you? Stop making trouble, it's all over."
"But it didn't get over in my heart." Ji Eun-chan said, "I don't want you to misunderstand me."
"No." Wang Taika smiled and said, "I know what you are thinking, but it is completely unnecessary. Not to mention beautiful words such as seeking profit and avoiding harm, this matter has nothing to do with you. You can comfort yourself in private, but it is impossible to do that in public. After all, everyone has to be responsible for their careers, and that matter cannot be said that Crown is completely innocent, but it should not be so miserable."
Ji-chan said, "I thought you would be completely on the crown."
Wang Taika said: "That's right. From a standpoint, I am indeed on the side of the Crown. But from the point of view, if we talk about the cause, we cannot say that this matter is entirely a problem for someone. The company is eager for success and does not care about the relationship within the group, and only wants to expand blindly, which will naturally lead to conflicts. In addition, many people have been eyeing each other for a long time, so this result is inevitable. This incident has given me a lot of inspiration, and sometimes unity is more important than anything else."
Ji Eun-chan nodded: "If you look at the matter with a matter, you will really understand a lot."
"Just think about it casually. You will always understand the problem, but when you encounter problems, you will always encounter more problems. This is how people are." Wang Taika asked: "Now you won't think about it anymore, right?"
Ji-eun-chan smiled and nodded: "Yeah, no more."
Wang Taika walked to the refrigerator and said, "Don't think about those complicated things. Look, there are a lot of boxed steaks. Otherwise, buy some and fry them when you are hungry and you can eat them. Save most of the time, and waste time thinking about what to eat."
Ji Eun-chan smiled and said, "Buy it. But it seems very big, I can't eat it."
Wang Taika smiled and pointed to the steak inside, saying, "Look, there are children's clothing, which is much smaller than this. Just eat this!"
Ji Eun-chan smiled: "Yes! But you have to be responsible for it."
"What about you? Are you responsible for eating?" Wang Taika said: "I suspect you are tricking me."
Ji Eun-chan asked, "Aren't you cute and aggressive? Didn't you see that I have a desire to protect me? If you don't even give me food, what kind of protection is it?"
"No power to refute!"
Wang Taika bent down, took out a few boxes of steaks from the freezer, and said, "I haven't eaten this boxed steak in Korea yet. I don't know how it is, so I'll try it."
Ji-eun-chan said, "Will there be steak, don't you get some red wine?"
"The luxury of capitalism!" Wang Taika smiled and said, "I don't really like drinking, so I'd just buy a few bottles of Coke that I've had for 1982."
Chapter completed!