Section 8 Cow Tears
The next day, early morning.
After confirming that his sixth uncle would not cheat the corpse again, Huang Feihong readily paid 2,000 yuan and said, "Xiaolong, the body will be cremated later, so I won't send it to you. I will visit you again another day."
I nodded tiredly, and after a few polite words, I left with the money. Because I didn't sleep all night and the intense exercise last night, I was very tired and fell asleep shortly after getting in the car.
Until a cold wave woke me up! I suddenly opened my eyes and I was almost at the destination. I knew that the cold wave just now should be an ugly ghost reminding me. Sometimes, people will feel inexplicably cold. Why is this happening? Because there are ghosts who have had close contact with you. However, most ghosts will not take the initiative to harm people, so there is no need to care too much.
It was almost noon when I got home. My mother looked at my dirty clothes and frowned and asked, "Where did you go last night? Why is there blood on the clothes?"
"I didn't know what happened last night, but I suddenly had a nosebleed." To avoid my mother's worry, I pulled an egg.
After dispelling my mother's doubts, I took a shower, changed into clothes, and went to bed.
However, what I didn't expect was that a new crisis was approaching.
At seven o'clock in the evening, I was awakened by urine and walked out of the bedroom sleepily. My father and mother were sitting on the sand with a serious face, with a stack of 100-dollar bills on the coffee table. I looked at it in a daze, and even joked foolishly: "Oh? Lao Li, is this my pocket money for me?"
The father looked serious and asked, "Where did the money come from?"
This sentence shocked me! I was completely sleepy! Isn’t this the two thousand yuan reward given by Huang Feihong? I forgot to take it out when I got home! My mother was washing clothes! That’s why this scene happened!
How should I explain it? To be honest? Tell them that my sixth uncle was killed and I subdued him and earned 2,000 yuan in compensation? If I say this, they will definitely not believe it! It would be strange if my father didn’t use a belt to kill him!
It's too much to say that I picked it up? It's so unlucky. I've been having trouble since I was a child. My parents know very well. If they say that I lost money, they really can't believe it if they say that I'm going to lose money!
After thinking for a long time, when my parents were almost impatient, I said, "It was my friend who put it here, so I asked me to help buy books."
"What book does it cost to buy two thousand yuan?" Dad was not a fool, so he immediately questioned.
Just as I was speechless and the lie was about to be exposed, a word suddenly came from my ears, and I hurriedly said to my father: "My friend moved, and the new bookcase needs a lot of books, so I asked me to help buy some classics."
This excuse is reasonable, my parents believed it, and finally got away with it. I was scared and sweated.
When I returned to the room, I looked at the building-jumping ghost and said, "Thank you." The words just now were what he taught me.
Unexpectedly, the ghost jumped off the building sighed: "We martial artists never lie. This time we make an exception for you, how should you thank me?"
Taking the opportunity to blackmail? Why do you say that martial arts practitioners never lie? There is really no one in this b-pretense. But the lie just now did help me escape, so I said, "Let me tell you the ugly ghost, let you three brothers be free."
"The deal! I didn't help you in vain!"
When I talk about Cao Cao, the ugly ghost came. It floated in through the window, and it didn't treat itself as an outsider! It just said that I could leave, which made me have no privacy at all! I asked unhappily: "Is there anything wrong with this late?"
"Yes." The ugly ghost asked with a expressionless face, "Do you know how to open the vagina?"
What are you doing? A great intelligence answer? I came to me in the middle of the night because of this? In order to get him out of here quickly, I answered this question: "I know, there are related records in the notes, and there are three methods. The first is to soak willow leaves in dew, the second is to extinguish the yang fire on both shoulders, and the third is to tears of cows."
"Yes, but the first two will hurt the body, so I found the cow's tears."
I looked happy: "Where is it?"
"You go buy it yourself tomorrow, I have negotiated the price."
I asked in a daze, "Who did you talk to? Where can I buy it?"
The ugly ghost replied: "A half-baked Taoist priest wants to subdue me, but unfortunately he is too weak and I subdued him. During the conversation, he learned that he had a bottle of cow tears that could be sold at a low price, two thousand. You can just buy it tomorrow."
"What? Two thousand is sold at a low price? The money I earned after working hard was replaced by a bottle of cow tears?"
Seeing that I was dissatisfied with dissatisfaction, the ugly ghost said, "You can't buy it, but you should be clear about the disadvantages of the first two methods."
Indeed, if you use too much willow leaves, you will be blind. If you extinguish the yang fire, you must be by my side to do it. What if he is not there? The ox tears have no side effects, and you can open the vagina without restrictions anytime, anywhere."
Thinking of this, Niu Yanxi is indeed a good thing, but the price is too irritating. I was silent for a few seconds and said, "Let me think about it, I will give you a reply tomorrow... By the way, can I let three ghosts jumping off the building be free?"
"No." After saying that, the ugly ghost floated out of the window. I spread my hands at the ghost jumping off the building, then lay on the bed, carefully considering the matter of the cow's tears, and after about 5 seconds, I fell asleep.
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The next day, early morning.
Because I get up at 5:30 every day when I was in school, and I formed a biological clock, so even during the summer vacation, I don’t have the habit of sleeping in.
When I opened my eyes, I took out the notes from under the pillow and read them carefully. The notebook is made of special material and can cause harm to ghosts, so I put them under the pillow to prevent myself.
Before long, the ugly ghost floated in through the window. Yu Guang felt that there were more people in the room. I was startled and complained: "Brother, you said you didn't peep? You came in less than two minutes after I opened my eyes."
"I don't."
The ugly ghost refused to admit it, and I had no choice but to put down the notes and said, "I have decided to buy a bottle of cows and tears. But, how big is that bottle? Is it as big as a mineral water bottle?"
"One tenth."
"Only one tenth of the mineral water bottle? That's fifty milliliters? How many times can I use it?"
"It's not that you want to drink it, it's just applied to your eyes. It can be used hundreds of times." The ugly ghost analyzed.
Two thousand yuan, if you can use it for a hundred times, it only costs twenty yuan each time you open the penis. You know, the ticket to the haunted house is 40 yuan! And all you see are fake ghosts, and all the things you see are real people! It’s quite cost-effective to think about it like this!
After breakfast, I said to my mother: "Mom, the child is going out to play."
My mother glared at me: "Go, be careful."
After leaving, I followed the guidance of the ugly ghost and took the half-hour bus and finally arrived at my destination: Huahai Community.
As I walked, I asked, "Ugly, is that half-baked Taoist priest powerful?"
"It's not amazing, but it's much better than you. Even if three ghosts jumping off the building are on the way together, they're not his opponent."
I was talking nonsense, what comparison should I do with me? If I were a Taoist priest, I could still be bullied by you? However, I am just an ordinary high school student and have just been in contact with this circle for a few days.
While talking, he had already walked to Building 8, and there were several police cars parked downstairs. The ugly ghost pointed to one of the units and said, "It's here, Unit 2, 6o1."
How could there be a police car here? In a puzzled manner, I went up to the sixth floor and saw the door of 6o1 open. Several policemen stood at the door and saw me at a glance. One of the young policemen looked over and asked, "Are you a resident of this building?"
Oops, how can I answer this?
What is the answer?
The following two situations will occur.
The first type: The police will ask me if I am a resident on the sixth floor. If not, why should I go up to the top floor?
The second type is that if you are a resident on other floors, the police will ask some questions, and it will be a big trouble if you can't answer them.
The answer is not a resident of this building? Then why did you come up? You went to the wrong unit? Are you lying to the police looking for death? You will arrest me as a suspect!
Seeing that I was stunned and silent, it attracted the attention of the police. Another middle-aged policeman asked: "Young man, do you know the deceased in this room?"
Dead? How could it be? Didn’t the ugly ghost meet him last night? Could it be that the ugly ghost killed him and then blamed me?
The policeman seemed impatient and urged: "Young man, are you talking to you!"
I raised my head and asked in a panic: "How did he die?"
I regretted it as soon as I asked. Isn’t this stupid? How can I ask this? It indirectly shows that I know the deceased!
Sure enough, as soon as I finished speaking, the middle-aged policeman asked, "Do you know the dead?"
How do I answer this? Do I know tm or not? After thinking for a few seconds, I replied: "I don't know."
"Then why are you here?"
"That's right, uncle police, I have encountered some strange things recently. I heard that there is a Taoist priest living here, and I want to ask him to see it."
"There is indeed a scammer living here, but he is dead. You guy, hurry up and go home."
I nodded quickly and prepared to leave, but at this moment, a ghost floated out of 6o1. I saw that the ghost was an old man with a goatee, fairy-like trait, and had a bit of a monstrous temperament. After seeing me, he seemed to have seen the enemy who killed his father and shouted: "You are the accomplice of that ugly ghost? A villain. Today, I will take you to do the way for heaven!"
After saying that, he rushed over!
I'll go, your uncle! What's going on? I was so scared that I took a step back! Although the old man was floating beside the police, the police did not open their penis, so naturally they couldn't see him or hear his voice.
The ugly ghost died in no way, and I looked frightened and retreated to the corner!
The old ghost floated in front of me and blew the yang fire above my head with force! In order to open my vagina this morning, I had extinguished the yang fire on my shoulders. At this time, only one cup on my head was left. If all three cups were destroyed, I would die!
Chapter completed!