Section 66 fooling around
Wocao? I asked you to take it, what did you throw it away? But at this time, there was no time to complain to the bastard. Master Jiang and I quickly picked up the clothes, put them on our bodies, turned our heads and ran away! We ran for three streets. After the bastard was sure that the ghosts had not caught up, we held our knees and gasped.
Master Jiang sat on the ground without any image, and asked in anger: "Xiaolong, what should I do now? I promised that the bathing boss could do it tonight, so I can't speak without trust!"
"No matter what, you promised, what does it have to do with me?"
The bastard said from the side: "Brother, it's wrong for you. How good is uncle to us? He invites us to dinner and bathe. Now that I'm in trouble, how can we stand by and watch?"
I cursed in my heart that I was stupid, and I was sold and counted the money. But I could vaguely see my shadow in the lowly man. When Master Jiang lied to me, I also reacted this way. But then again, Master Jiang was still good to me later, although he often cheated me...
Actually, what I said just now was an angry thing, so I still had to help, so I said, "Okay, wait until I go home to get some props..."
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Half an hour later, I successfully got the props. I was sitting in Master Jiang's car, and the sounds of sneezing came one after another, and all three of them caught a cold. I sneezed again and said, "Master, it's all your fault for killing first and then playing. I heard that I didn't even bring the necessary talismans to carry with me every day, otherwise I wouldn't have been so miserable just now."
Master Jiang also wiped his nose and said, "This time I'm really a bit unfair. I'm like this. I see that your phone is not good, so I will change you to a copycat screen."
I curled my lips: "No, I'm simply insincere."
"I want it." The bastard shouted from the side: "If you don't, just give it to me."
Master Jiang nodded: "Yes, look at Jiannan who knows more about goods. What's wrong with counterfeit large-screen phones? It's loud, has big screens, and has many functions. The most important thing is domestic products. Do you know if you want to support domestic products?"
I sighed: "Master, why is the phone you use Samsung?"
"This... Uncle hates Goryeo's Bangzi the most, so he buys a mobile phone made by Bangzi and reminds himself at all times!"
Master Jiang made up an excuse, but only the slutty man would believe it!
Standing outside the bath, I wiped some tears of cows, opened my penis, and took the bastard in. As for Master Jiang, he didn't know how to exorcise ghosts, so he was waiting for us outside. As soon as I entered the bath, I found three ghosts floating inside. As expected, as the bastard said, these ghosts were dressed fashionable, with colorful heads and tattoos. You could tell at a glance that they were gangsters!
Ghosts also have gangs? After all, ghosts are transformed by humans. At this moment, I held a spell and asked, "Everyone, why do you take the bath and not let others open their business normally?"
"Huh? Didn't you just now? "The ghosts were curious.
I ignited the Yang Fu in my hand out of thin air, showed my identity as a Taoist priest, increased the bargaining chips, and then said: "I can't see it just now, but it doesn't mean I can't see it now. Let's talk about it, what's going on, let's try to resolve it peacefully."
When the Yang Talisman was ignited, a strong yang energy burst out, which made them feel scared. One of the gangsters with the 'hairfish play beads' on their chest said, "This is our territory, but it was opened to bathe! You know, there are very few places suitable for ghost cultivation now. After this place was built into a public place, its popularity increased, so it was not suitable for cultivation. This is equivalent to driving us away in disguise! If someone forces your home, would you be happy?"
This question is difficult to answer, but with Master Jiang's eloquence, it may be possible to convince these ghosts. So I called the master over and wiped the cow's tears. He asked tremblingly: "Xiaolong, there is no danger, right?"
"Don't worry, those ghosts are very low-level. Your task is to convince them to find other places to practice."
Master Jiang then felt relieved, stood in front of the three gangsters, and said, "Actually, this place is pretty good, with an elegant environment and a magnificent magnificent, and you can also go to the women's bathhouse to peep. It is not only harmful to you, but it is a great blessing."
"Fart!" said the ghost with a cat tattooed on his arm, "We have no body and no physiological reactions. Just like the eunuch who saw the beauties in the harem, I always feel that something is missing! So we don't peep, as long as it is not open here!"
Master Jiang saw that these guys were a little excited, so he changed the subject and said, "Don't be excited for now, are you the subordinates of the Ghost King?"
"No, my brothers didn't become elder brothers during their lifetime, and they didn't want to be controlled by others after their death, so they did their own business, so we are not the subordinates of the Ghost King."
Taking a bath and not letting others open is also called doing business? Master Jiang was speechless and said, "There are many places suitable for ghost cultivation, why bother here?"
"Hmph! It's easy to say that good places have been occupied by those evil spirits. Our brothers and I have been in a low-key manner and it took a long time to find such a good place. Before we could be happy, we were opened to take a bath. How could we be happy?"
Master Jiang asked, "Then what will you do to give up?"
The gangster with hairtail beads tattooed on his chest said, "Simple, let the bath boss give the money, we and our family members live in the world, let the bath boss give each of our family members 50,000 yuan, so we will change to other places to practice, otherwise we will never open this place!"
This is really a lion's mouth! There are 3 ghosts here, which means that the bathing boss has to pay 650,000 yuan before these gangsters are willing to leave. But the boss is not a fool, how could he pay so much money? Moreover, the boss has entrusted Master Jiang to do this, and it is said that he has signed an agreement. If it is not done properly, he will have to pay double compensation.
So, Master Jiang stared at his eyes and shouted, "I really don't cry until I see the coffin! Xiaolong, give them some color!"
I shook my head and refused, "It's not appropriate, because it's the bathing boss that disturbed their purity. Although they spoke loudly, this matter can be discussed. It would be too indiscriminate to do it directly."
"But these guys are even darker than me!" Master Jiang said: "You can't negotiate with them, you can only be tough."
"Damn, I want to do it? Are you afraid of you guys?" As he said that, a group of gangsters rushed towards Master Jiang! He repaired him in groups and blew the three Yang fires on his body! In order to protect Master Jiang, I had to ignite a Yang Talisman and force the ghosts to retreat! And I also accidentally injured one of them!
"The stinky Taoist dares to do it! You're done! I'll tell the Ghost King now, wait for you to die!" As he said that, one of the gangsters ran through the wall! The rest also ran away in scattering!
Because they escaped in different directions and couldn't chase them, I sighed and said, "It's time for you to have a good talk. You insist on taking action. Now I'm going to ask the Ghost King for help, what do you do."
The bastard reminded him, "Brother, aren't we looking for the Ghost King?"
"Well, that's right." I nodded and said, "Ghost King is moody. Master, go first, I will leave you with the bastard and I will leave you with the mess."
Master Jiang was moved: "Uncle Sutra didn't love you in vain! This time the matter was done, I will buy you a copycat large-screen mobile phone for you!"
I waved my hand and signaled him to leave quickly, not wanting to see him for a second...
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Sure enough, the bastard and I were both burned, and Master Jiang was probably no exception. At this time, we were both mentally depressed and leaned on the sand. The bastard was sleepy and uncomfortable, and asked, "Brother, can I sleep first?"
The bastard is three years older than me, but I can’t help calling me brother. Seeing his weak appearance, I nodded and said, “Okay, go to bed, I will call you when the Ghost King comes.”
So the bastard fell asleep, and I felt uncomfortable, so I did not extinguish the yang fire on my shoulders and opened my eyes. Instead, I wiped some tears of cows every hour or so. In this way, at about three o'clock in the morning, the gangsters finally came back! And they also brought a strange male ghost. The male ghost was wearing ancient brocade clothes, with a bun on his head, and a green scarf wrapped around it to fix it. His facial features were handsome, and behind his hands, he asked, "Is he that Taoist?"
"That's right, it's him!" The gangsters quickly said in a compliment: "Senior, he just beat us to endocrine disorders and urination and defecation. Please make the decision for us!"
The ancient male ghost snorted coldly: "Junior, Taoist priests are forbidden from Qingtian City. Are you coming out to seek death?"
I was so arrogant? I asked with some displeasure: "Who are you? Where are the Ghost King?"
"Why should a lady take action against a rookie like you? As for me, my surname is Ye and your name is Qi. You can die next." As he said that, Ye Qi burst out with a strong yin energy and condensed into a solid body! Then he punched him!
So arrogant? You don’t need Yin Qi to deal with me, just play fist and foot skills? Do you look down on me?
Chapter completed!