Chapter 6 Are You Heartbroken?
"Don't sigh." Brother Huo said: "Hurry up and find a rope and tie up your sixth uncle so that he won't be able to cheat his zombie in the middle of the night."
"No, this is too disrespectful to my sixth uncle." Huang shook his head sadly, looked at me and said, "Xiaolong, aren't you a Taoist priest? I can use talismans in the movie to suppress zombies with talismans, where are your talismans?"
"I... came out in a hurry today, and didn't bring it."
Brother Ye said, "I also think using ropes is a bit evil. My sixth uncle is dead, so it is not appropriate to tie him up."
"The dog can't spit out ivory!" Brother Huo cursed: "I'm still dripping wax!"
I almost vomited blood, thinking to myself, it was like your dog could spit out ivory from his mouth.
Seeing the two quarreling, Huang said, "Don't talk nonsense. Xiaolong, please tell me the right thing, can you deal with the zombie fraud?"
This... I hesitated for a moment. The three of them looked at me and waited for my answer.
"It can be handled, but when I can't handle it later, I still need several heroes to help..."
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Soon, it was nine o'clock in the evening, and I felt a little cold, my eyes blurred, and then there were four more figures in the room, which were the ugly ghosts and three ghosts jumping off the building!
Compared with the "Sixth Uncle" lying on the ground, I think the ugly ghosts are much cute. It's just that the ugly ghosts destroyed the yang fire on my shoulders, making me feel cold and unconsciously shivering.
I really want to ask if my sixth uncle will cheat the zombie tonight. But at this time, Huang, Huo, and Ye were all beside me, and it was inconvenient to speak. Seeing that I was eager to speak but stopped, the ugly ghost knew what I wanted to ask, so he took the initiative to say: "Don't worry, I've found out. The reason why this zombie was stimulating was that it was stimulated by the yin energy, so it jumped up every day. As for where I was stimulated, I don't know."
The ugly ghost explained it very much, and I nodded to him secretly and expressed my gratitude.
The ugly ghost continued: "This kind of zombie is easy to settle, and two or three strong men can subdue it."
Oh? It sounds like my sixth uncle is so naughty. I don’t have to take action later. Huang Feihong and the other three can settle it. Thinking of this, I looked at my sixth uncle’s body contemptuously, and my fear was reduced a lot.
Just now, Brother Ye shouted from behind: "Xiaolong, come here to play cards, you'll be the one who's missing!"
I played with four people fighting Landlords, and I lost to drink beer. I don’t know if these three grandsons had colluded. In just ten minutes, I drank three bottles! On the other hand, the heroes were calm and composed. I shook my dizzy head and said, “You guys play, I’ll go to sleep for a while, don’t drink too much, and I have to compete with my sixth uncle for the leader of the martial arts world at night…”
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I don’t know how long I slept, but I woke up by the urination. I walked into the bathroom in a daze, completely ignoring my sixth uncle who was lying at the door of the toilet and the three heroes who were still playing cards.
Just as I was peeing happily, I suddenly heard a scream from outside: "It's a corpse!"
"Run!"
I heard a low growl, accompanied by a heavy footsteps passing through the toilet door. Then there was a sound of beer bottles falling to the ground.
My body was shocked, and my alcohol dissipated a little!
When people hear sounds, they can't help but look at the direction of the sound. But as soon as I turned around, I saw half of my head! I was so scared that I lay down on the spot! I shook my hand and peeded!!
I complained dissatisfiedly: "Brother, are you perverted? You can also peek at the toilet? Can you still leave some privacy for me?"
The ugly ghost was not angry and explained calmly: "I just came in."
It's like the hotel waiter tells you, don't worry, the food will be ready soon, who will believe it?
But I dare not say this clearly. If I anger him, who knows what consequences will be? So I changed the subject and asked, "How is it outside?"
The ugly ghost replied: "It's midnight, and the time of the heaviest yin energy in the day, the body is affected and jumps up. You'd better go out and help as soon as possible, otherwise someone will die."
Go out? How dare I! What a terrifying thing to cheat a corpse! I asked with a trembling voice: "Didn't you just say that three or two strong men can subdue the corpse?"
"Yes. But all three of them were drinking too much. There was no bottle of the whole box of beer left. They were struggling to walk now. How could they subdue the body?"
Hearing this, I almost couldn't help but go out and kick them! You three fools are so stupid? I know that my sixth uncle is going to jump up to talk to you at night, but he still drinks so much!
I said to the ugly ghost, "I've thought about it! I'll stay in the toilet tonight and I won't go out even if I beat you to death!"
"Yes, but those three people outside are dead. You will become murderers tomorrow because the police will not believe they were killed by the corpse."
I was silent. The ugly ghost said right. I must overcome my fear! Otherwise, these three fools will be strangled to death by my sixth uncle! And I will also take the blame for a corpse! I will spend the second half of my life in prison!
He tied his belt tightly, looked at the ugly ghost and asked, "How do I deal with my sixth uncle?"
"The three of them will help you. Come in."
As soon as the words were finished, the triplets jumped into the building ghost.
I questioned: "The three of them? They are not reliable, right?"
"Don't worry." said the ugly ghost: "Just let them get on your body and you can help you."
"Upper body?" My anus tightened, and my head shaking like a rattle: "No! I have read it in "Records of Demons in the Niumen Ages". If the perineal energy in the upper body of the ghost is invaded by the ghost, it will be dizzy and nauseous at the worst, and it will be a serious illness, which will affect life span!"
The ugly ghost explained: "The normal ghost is just controlling people's thinking. And these three ghosts are very special. They can use the Yin energy to recreate their abilities during their lifetime. I have taught them how to achieve this without controlling your thinking. And with me, the Yin energy will not remain in your body, don't worry."
Although the ugly ghost said it nicely, it was just a one-sided statement. Who wouldn’t be able to issue a blank check? But at this moment, I had no choice but to say against my will: "Okay! I believe you, tell me what to do?"
"Just command them, you will get the abilities they had during their lifetime, and your mind is clear."
"In other words, during my possession, I could get the third brother's iron head skills, the fourth brother's iron cloth shirt and the fifth brother's iron crotch skills?" I asked with uncertainty.
The ugly ghost Diandian has only half of his head: "That's right."
"Then you have to choose? Of course I want my fourth brother's iron cloth shirt! Come on, fourth brother, come on!" I asked strongly.
One of the ghosts jumped over and merged with me. In an instant, a cold feeling came from the whole body... A stream of yin energy appeared out of thin air and condensed around the body, and it would not dissipate for a long time!
The ugly ghost said, "Try punching yourself."
I punched myself gently, and it was found that my fist was blocked by the thin layer of yin energy. It was amazing! I increased my strength and punched myself again! The result was the same, my fist was blocked by the yin energy! Isn’t this the effect of the iron cloth shirt?
I was instantly confident and kicked open the toilet door and rushed out!
When I came outside, I saw my sixth uncle facing Huang Feihong, Huo Yuanjia and Ip Man, three heroes, who were chasing each other relentlessly. The three heroes were unable to drink, with their steps floating, and their parents were full of death expressions. They were crying and shouting at their parents to run around the garage.
They had no time to open the door and escape because it took time to open the door. Whoever dared to stop would definitely be angry with their sixth uncle!
The three heroes were in a very embarrassing moment, and there were more or less traces of being torn on their clothes. Seeing me breaking out, Brother Huo hurriedly shouted: "Xiaolong, come and help!"
When he asked for help, I had already rushed over!
The zombie deception made my sixth uncle look like a wild beast, and he roared, which was very gloomy and terrifying. But he could only bite the bullet and go!
He walked around behind and kicked his uncle in the butt! Unexpectedly, I actually helped him with his arm! Under the influence of force, his uncle was unstable and quickly staggered forward a few steps, knocking Huang Feihong in front to the ground! His uncle opened his mouth wide and bit Huang Feihong's shoulder! The blood flowed out instantly, causing Huang Feihong to scream! The echo in the empty garage did not dissipate for a long time.
I thought I deserve it! Who made you three fools drink so much wine?
Although I thought this in my heart, I couldn’t stand it and let it go. After all, Huang Feihong is the employer. I grabbed my sixth uncle’s collar and pulled it back hard! My sixth uncle hit my crotch!
At first I didn't feel anything, but soon I realized that something was wrong! Because my sixth uncle turned his head and bit my crotch! If I hadn't been hiding quickly, the old Li family would have lost their sons and grandsons! My sixth uncle was on the ground, like a mad dog, and bit my crotch while roaring lowly. I could only keep retreating! Although I had an iron shirt to protect my body at this time, there was no yin energy around the crotch! This means that the crotch was not within the protection range!
Seeing my sixth uncle's face full of vulgar and impatient expressions, my tears were almost falling! I hurriedly shouted, "Fifth Brother! Upper body!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the yin energy in his body dissipated. The fourth brother left my body. At the same time, I stepped back to the wall! My sixth uncle seemed to have a smile of a successful plan, opened his mouth and bit my crotch!
At this critical moment, Brother Wu possessed him! A series of yin energy appeared out of thin air and condensed in his crotch!
Chapter completed!