"What product is returned?" I asked in confusion.

"It's the fifth brother! I won't learn his iron crotch skills!"

I invited him into the room and asked, "What's wrong? Aren't you going to learn martial arts and pick up girls?"

Yang Jiannan looked aggrieved: "I have been practicing for a few days, and the pain I was unbearable when practicing! And I can't pick up girls, and even made me lose my job!"

I hurriedly asked, "What's going on?"

The bastard told his miserable experiences over the past few days. It turned out that he followed my advice and found a job two days ago to be a community security guard. At the same time, he worked hard to practice iron crotch skills and vowed to become a martial arts master. He attracted much attention from beautiful women. But what happened this morning!

At five o'clock in the morning, the bastard was practicing iron crotch skills in the community square. He took a red brick and smashed his crotch hard to his crotch! Improve his ability to resist hits! Just when the bastard was so painful that he grinned, a beautiful woman suddenly passed by. The bastard wanted to try the iron crotch function that could not be used to pick up girls. So he hit the crotch hard while showing a smile, but tears in the corner of his eyes, which looked very vulgar.

The beauty screamed in fear, turned around and ran away, and at the same time found the security captain and said that there was a perverted maniac in the community square.

When the captain heard this, he was fine. He hurriedly took a few subordinates over to take a look. But after seeing that he was the new security guard Yang Jiannan, so he fired him directly.

No matter how the fifth brother persuaded him, Yang Jiannan didn't want to learn iron crotch skills anymore.

Before leaving, the bastard discussed with me, saying that in order to make up for his injured heart, could he take away two boxes of instant noodles.

I said I could take it casually, so he left with two boxes of instant noodles...

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At the suggestion of Brother Wu, I bought a mobile phone, which is the most ordinary black and white screen, and I can only make phone calls and text messages.

First, I called my father and mother to report my life. Then I thought about it and called Master Jiang again, preparing to complain about the broken house. As soon as the phone was connected, Master Jiang asked, "Who?"

"It's me."

"Huh? Xiaolong, why did you call your uncle?" Master Jiang blamed: "Uncle misses you very much!"

As soon as I heard the words, I knew that there would be no good things! You know, when Master Jiang was kind, he usually asked me for help! I hurriedly said, "Master, I have something to do here, so I'll die first."

"Wait!" Master Jiang hurriedly stopped him and said, "Uncle also has an urgent matter to tell you that there has been a business coming to you recently. It is really hard tolerate if you don't make any money!"

I curled my lips: "Isn't it a lie again?"

"Absolutely not! This time the business was found by He Yangde. It's a coincidence that the employer is in Qiling City."

The employer is here too? And it's official? Could it be that Master Jiang has already committed suicide to such an extent? No, I have to quickly separate my relationship with him so as not to cause trouble! So I refused and said, "No! You dare to cheat on the official business, I won't accompany you to jail, I'll go to jail, I'll be bye."

"No, Xiaolong! You heard from uncle! This time there was an archaeological team who wanted to go to another place for inspection, but lacked staff in this area. This event was organized by the Qiling City Museum, and the reward was 20,000 yuan. It took about half a month. He Yangde asked his uncle if he was interested. When he thought, you were in Qiling City, and this job happened to be done by you!"

I thought about it for a few seconds: "Museum? Archaeological Team? What are they trying to find Taoist priests?"

"Maybe some Feng Shui knowledge is needed. I won't want the reward this time. I'll give it to you all, how about it?"

"Will you be so kind?"

Master Jiang's tone was full of integrity: "Of course! When did Uncle treat you badly!"

"To be honest, otherwise I won't go."

Master Jiang suddenly became depressed: "Okay, let me tell the truth. This time He Yangde was very tough. If you don't go, I must go... I heard that a large ancient tomb appeared in the deep mountains near Qiling City. About half a month ago, a villager went up the mountain to chop wood and found a thief hole. After he returned home, he told the people in the village about this matter. Several bold villagers followed the thief hole, but they never came back and had no news. Later, they went down a few more, and the result was the same, all of them were left below."

Master Jiang paused and continued, "Later, the news spread, and the Qiling City Museum organized an archaeological team to explore the large ancient tomb. But many people had died, and they were afraid that the lower part was very evil, so they wanted to find a Taoist priest with real skills. Xiaolong, you also know that uncle is a fake, and if he goes, he will definitely throw it down! Yun Sheng is still so young! Do you have the heart to see her lose her father!"

Although these words were touching, I refused to say, "If you don't go, if there are zombies or mechanisms in the ancient tomb, wouldn't I die in it?"

"Xiaolong! How do Uncle usually treat you?"

"Not good." I told the truth.

"How could it be! Uncle bought you another peach wood sword, "Tactic Collection" and Niu Yanlei, and said it was not good for you? That's it. As long as you can do it this time, what hardware materials will be used in your home in the future? Just come to Uncle's store to get it all for free!"

I thought about it for a while and finally agreed: "Okay, I'll go, but it's not for the sake of hardware, but you will definitely die if you go, but I'll go, but there's a glimmer of hope. Who makes me so kind?"

Hearing this, the master was so moved: "Xiaolong, you are such a good boy! When you come back, I will give you a chance to pursue Yun Sheng!"

"Stop, I'm not interested in your daughter, give me the employer's contact information..."

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After contacting the employer, the employer stated that he would leave early this morning!

So fast? But I wasn't ready yet, and I wanted to buy a peach wood sword, otherwise I wouldn't even have a handy weapon. The ancient tomb had swallowed several people, so it must be strange. Just relying on a few basic spells to enter, it was simply a quest for death!

But it is already past seven o'clock in the evening, where can I buy a peach wood sword?

And there are not enough tears for cows!

Although Master Jiang bought me 20 ml, I kept it all at home. This time I only brought a little bit here, and I could only use it ten times.

Although the yang fire on both sides can be kept extinguished, the ancient tombs will definitely be very heavy in the ground for a long time. If the yang fire on both sides is extinguished, it will easily cause the yin energy to invade the body. It will inevitably lead to a serious illness, which is not cost-effective. If I have Aunt Tong’s vaginal eyes or Yang Jiannan’s heavenly eyes, it will be fine. No need for cow tears or extinguish the yang fire on both sides, you can see ghosts directly.

Yang Jiannan... By the way! Didn’t he have nothing to do recently? Thinking of this, I quickly called him.

"Hey? Slut, where are you?"

"At home, because I have been living in a mental hospital for more than ten years, my parents dislike me very much and urge me to go out and find a job as soon as possible."

When I heard this, there was a chance, I hurriedly said, "Why don't I give you a job?"

"What job? Just earn more than the security guard." The bastard said that his requirements were really low.

I thought about it and said, "Archaeology. The monthly salary is 3,000 yuan. If you perform well, you will get a bonus. How about it?"

Although this archaeology only takes half a month, what if it is delayed? So one month is still reliable.

Yang Jiannan asked excitedly: "Three thousand? Really?"

"Of course, you will come to my residence now and I will tell you some precautions..."

Soon, the bastard rushed over and I told him that this time I was going out for archaeology, and all he needed to do was to help me see ghosts. Then this guy didn't know what to do. Fortunately, he had a fifth brother, so he taught this guy a good lesson!

I told Yang Jiannan that as long as he sees ghosts and yin energy, he can remind me, what he needs to do is that simple...

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The next morning, at six o'clock, I took Yang Jiannan to the entrance of the museum and got into a black sedan.

The driver was a middle-aged man in his forties with a national face. When he saw Yang Jiannan and I get on the car, he asked in surprise: "Are you Bruce Lee?"

"Yes, it's me, is there any problem?"

"You... are too young?" Middle-aged said it was a little incredible.

I laughed: "Age cannot represent everything, and I will not joke about my life."

Middle-aged man still believed it, but he didn't want to say much. After all, it was He Yangde who introduced me. So he moved the car and asked, "Who is the one behind?"

"Hello, brother, my name is Yang Minhao. My favorite egg tarts that don't put coriander on KFC."

The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment: "What?"

It was obvious that middle-aged man was confused by these words, so I hurriedly said, "The person behind him is Yang Jiannan, who is my good friend. This time I came here to help."

Middle-aged nodded: "Then I will introduce myself too... I am the director of Qiling Museum, Fan Yanghui. Because you were introduced by Vice Governor He, I will specially welcome you two. Let me talk about the situation first. This time we have ten people, and in addition to two, six are museum staff, including me. In the end, the two are professors of the Department of Archaeology. The job of you two is to protect everyone and not let everyone suffer any harm!"
Chapter completed!