Section 324: The lion opens its mouth
The bastard sat next to me, holding my driver's license and looking left and right.
"Brother, have you got your driver's license so soon? Last time I promised to study together! If you don't keep your promise, I will break up with you!"
"That's great, I'll leave now."
The bastard hurriedly grabbed my arm: "Brother, you sit first, and I'll add a pot of big health herbal tea for you!"
"Jiannan, I have drunk two pots of tea. If you don't want to cook, just say that, don't keep eating tea?"
The bastard patted his head: "I forgot about eating when I was nervous. Brother, wait, I'll buy it now!"
Soon, the bastard came back with two buckets of instant noodles. As soon as the water was filled, he suddenly felt a gust of yin energy approaching. The bastard screamed and grabbed a handful of yang talisman from his pocket. After activation, he threw it over like a scattered flower in the celestial girl! He was not afraid to light the house!
I had already opened my vagina, and the one who came here was a male ghost, who had indeed been practicing Taoism for more than a thousand years! It had a clear goal, waved his hand to expel dozens of true energy, and shot towards the bad man! The bad man held a thunder strike wooden sword in his left hand and a mourning stick in his right hand to resist all the yin energy.
"Jiannan, give me a weapon."
The bastard threw the mourning stick over. After I caught it, I input a thread of true energy, and the increase was as high as twice!
I asked with the mourning stick, "Who are you? Why are you attacking Yang Jiannan?"
The ghost only answered two words: "Go to die!"
Then more yin energy condensed and attacked me! But after all, I was a master of transforming the yang energy into the mourning stick. The whole body of the rod was ignited with a raging yang fire! It was similar to the Chengying Sword, which could actually transform the yang energy. It was indeed a treasure. No wonder the Xieguang Sect was in a hurry to go back.
I rushed forward and chased and beat the male ghost with the burning mourning stick!
Although he is the thousand-year-old ghost king, when he meets me, he can only run away with his head in his arms! He was beaten seriously injured and fled to the ground.
The bastard laughed and said, "In ancient times, there was noodle to kill Nobita, but now there was instant noodles to beat the evil ghosts. Come on, brother, eat noodles. This is the right time."
"It's still Doraemon, that's Huaxiong." I frowned and said, "It's a pity that the ghost ran too fast and didn't even ask why it was attacking you."
At this moment, the bastard's cell phone rang, and his face changed: "Brother, this is the number! He calls me harassment every day!"
"Come on, let me hear what he said."
The bastard pressed the answer button with a serious face, and the other party's voice came over: "You..."
As soon as he said one word, the slutty man hung up directly!
Soon, the other party called back, the bastard pressed to answer, and the other party said, "I..."
After saying one word, the bastard hung up again. Although there was only one word every time, the old voice sounded a little familiar, as if it was Hou Rui! I seemed to think of something and asked, "Why do you hang up every time you pick it up?"
The bastard replied seriously: "Brother, I am taking revenge on him and wasting his phone bill!"
Wasting the phone bills of first-class forces? I have to say, you are successful!
"Get your phone."
I called back, and the phone was quickly connected, and an old voice came over: "Boy, I can't stand you anymore. I didn't want to tear my face. Now, I'm going to your house in person!"
It was indeed Hou Rui. You could hear anger from his voice. The bastard man is worthy of being a cheater. He can not only beat the late master of Huajin, but also make him angry to death!
"Old Hou, you received the message so soon? Where are you?"
"I'm downstairs of Yang Jiannan's house! So many days have passed, do you don't want to pay back the mourning stick? Then don't blame me for being rude!"
I hurriedly said, "Old Hou, don't be excited first. This is a misunderstanding. You are waiting downstairs, I'll send the things down." Xiu Ye fought in the entertainment industry
After hanging up the phone, the bastard made a very constructive opinion: "Brother, let's go down after eating."
"No!" I refused on the spot and condemned loudly: "It's too rude to let the late Huajin master wait downstairs!"
"But brother, if you don't eat this noodles, you'll be messed up."
When I thought it made sense, I started to eat instant noodles...
Ten minutes later, the bastard and I went downstairs and when we saw Hou Rui, we saw that his face was dark.
I pretended to say hello enthusiastically: "I have been waiting for Lao Hou for a long time. This mourning stick is really a good weapon. Will a demon pill be replaced?"
Hou Rui's voice was low because he was angry: "No ten pieces are replaced!"
That's for sure. How could a weapon with double-amplification be worth only one demon pill? I was deliberately angry with Lao Hou and said when I felt that he was about to explode: "Okay, Jiannan, return the things to others."
Unexpectedly, the bastard hugged the mourning stick and refused loudly, "No!"
Damn? He actually refused! You know, Lao Hou has reached the critical point of explosion!
Sure enough, Hou Rui took out the mace directly, his voice hoarse and cold, as if it came from Jiuyou: "How do you want to die, say!"
"Listen to me first, brother, I can give you the mourning stick, but I have a condition." The bastard stretched out a finger and said, but he stretched out his middle finger.
Hou Rui's voice trembled: "How much does it cost, just say it!"
The bastard narrowed his eyes: "Since you agree, I want the lion to speak loudly... I want a driver's license. Can I do it within a week?"
The bastard was definitely stimulated by me. I only took three days to get my driver's license, so he also wanted one.
Hou Rui was stunned: "You mean, if you help you get a driver's license, you will return the mourning stick to me?"
"Yes, can it be done?"
Hou Rui snorted coldly: "One week is easy."
The bastard threw the mourning stick back and said a very heartwarming sentence: "I believe you if you are all brothers!"
Hearing this, I held a piece of grass on the spot and asked, "Jiannan, have you been to Shushan too?"
The bastard looked confused: "No."
"Then how do you know this?"
"I'm original..."
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It was originally a mourning thing, and the slutty man insisted on being a slutty, almost making the matter big.
Since the matter is over, I am going to go home for the New Year, but the naughty man insisted on asking me to stay one more day, saying that his cousin was going to come to Qiling City to play and insisted on introducing it to me.
Unable to resist the enthusiasm of the slutty man, he agreed.
The next day, the kid and I arrived at the train station and waited for more than an hour. His cousin finally appeared, carrying a big bag and a small bag in his hand and supporting someone.
"Cousin!" the bastard shouted enthusiastically.
"Cousin! Come and help!"
The bastard hurried over, took the package, and asked, "What's wrong?"
"My friend Lin Mo, you have seen him before, he is stunned by the train."
"Can the train be dizzy? Talent!" the bastard praised and asked, "Can you still play today?"
My cousin looked at Lin Mo and asked, "Brother Mo, what do you say?" The crazy wife and evil husband of the legend of the Three Realms
Lin Mo looked very weak, with pale lips and frivolous steps: "Hold me, I can still leave."
My cousin's face was full of serious expression: "Don't worry, Brother Mo, if I don't help others, I will help you... By the way, my cousin, where are we going to play?"
The bastard laughed and said, "All arrangements are done, just follow me."
For some reason, I heard a trace of conspiracy from his smirk...
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Due to the same age, we quickly became familiar with each other with the introduction of the naughty man.
The cousin of the slut is Chen Nuo. He is about 1800 yuan tall, his head is burnt and dyed yellow. He looks like a bad young man, but he is still very energetic and more talkative.
As for his friend Lin Mo, he is about 177 tall, has a coordinated facial features and a clear edges. He is just a thin figure, as if a gust of wind can blow him down.
I don’t know if the bastard is intentional or unintentional, but the game he chose is snowball throwing, bumper cars, swimming, etc.
When he threw the snowball, he smiled and said with a slut: "Cousin, how about you and Lin Mo, and my elder brother and I?"
The two ordinary people faced the masters in the middle stage of the dark and early stages of the magic power, and the result was imagined and they were beaten to doubt their lives.
Later I simply stopped playing. This bullying people is so bullying. The bastard is happy and fights against two, laughing happily.
If throwing snowballs is compared to hidden weapons, bumper cars are the response.
Lin Mo and Chen Nuo are also masters, threatening to find the place here.
After the start, Lin Mo and Chen Nuo were indeed very skillful, and the two cars directly forced the bastard into the corner.
However, the bastard quickly found the trick and countered the two of them with my help!
Not to mention swimming, when he first arrived at the swimming pool, Chen Nuo said that his nickname was "Little Prince of Swimming", but in the water, who is the opponent of "Tomato Sauce Cypress"?
Sure enough, the bastard beat the dog in the water and easily won the game...
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I had a great time this day, of course, only the slutty man was happy.
At this time, after dinner and was walking on the road, I pulled the bastard and lagged a little behind, and asked in a low voice: "Do you have a grudge against your cousin?"
The bastard showed emotion: "Brother, you don't know. When I was a child, my cousin was better than me, but I was only better than my cousin."
"That's not bad, it means you still have strengths."
The bastard's answer was very sad: "I've been in the hospital for longer than him."
So that's it. The little guy just wanted to prove himself, so he chose these games.
The bastard was still optimistic and smiled and said, "I won't mention the past."
Then I caught up with Lin Mo and Chen Nuo: "Cousin, Lin Mo, since you have come to Qiling City and come to my territory, I must ask you for great health care!"
The two of them were very shocked and asked stutteredly: "Really, is it true?"
I know very well that the slutty man refers to the big health herbal tea.
But Lin Mo and Chen Nuo were very excited. They sat in the taxi and kept asking, "Is it true?" and said that they had never tried it before, and they were a little nervous.
When the taxi was parked downstairs of the bastard's house, Chen Nuo's expression finally became serious: "Your health care is here? Are you here?"
Chapter completed!