Section 312: Poems of the Bitch
"Brother, you misunderstood. That's really her younger brother. He's only seven years old this year."
I felt helpless: "You little boy, go back and read a few more years. You have successfully described a seven-year-old boy as an adulterer."
"Brother, I was just a joke just now. My girlfriend said that her younger brother's school will hold a winter sports meeting, and some of the links need parents to participate. As long as I go with her, she will not be angry. Brother, you can go together too."
I looked at the shops on both sides of the street and replied, "I'm not available."
"Brother, the sports meet will start two days later. My thirty-sixth brother has agreed to go..."
I waved my hand and walked into a shop called "Mo Yiju". At this time, there were no other customers in the store, only an old man was wiping the counter. I said straight to the point: "Old man, I was introduced by the Taoist Association. I want to buy some talisman paper. The code is: Only Liangzhou songs and dances are spread throughout the world."
The old man nodded: "Young man, how many yellow talismans do you want?"
Huh? I was actually underestimated, but I still reported the number: "One thousand yellow talismans, blue talismans and purple talismans each."
The old man was stunned for a moment: "Each yellow talisman is ten yuan, the blue talisman is twenty-five, and the purple talisman is sixty. These talismans are about 100,000 yuan. Young man, I advise you to work hard on the yellow talisman. For example, at your age, using blue talisman and purple talisman is a waste."
The bastard shouted beside him, "Brother, you look down on others. My success rate in drawing the Tiangang Talisman is 100%!"
The bastard man is still as shameless as ever. He is in his seventies or eighties. You just call him brother? Why don’t he go to heaven?
But the old man didn't care about him and said, "Young man, I advise you to do it for your own good. Don't be stubborn. I'll be happy to buy more."
"Brother, I'm really 100% successful. I don't believe in betting a hundred dollars..."
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Ten minutes later, the bastard walked out of Mo Yiju with a hundred yuan and said as he walked: "Come on a few more times in the future... By the way, my uncle, a few days ago, the black master made a bear fur coat. The fur is bright and cool, and I want one too."
"Jiannan, it's good to have a dream, but do you know how difficult it is to kill the black bear? Do you know how much the price the black master paid?" Thinking of the aspiring black master uncle, I couldn't help but silent for a few seconds. You must know that for this matter, Mr. Qian didn't sleep well for several days and woke up from a dream and laughed several times.
The bastard man was not convinced: "But Master said that I have now opened up six serious things. With the increase in true energy, ordinary beasts can no longer do anything to me!"
"Your master is talking about wild beasts, but black bears are monsters. Do you know that there is no comparison? When you see monsters, you will understand... Don't think about these things first, hurry back to the hotel to draw talismans, there may be a fierce battle at night."
"Brother, go to my house. My parents went back to their hometown to visit relatives, and I will give you the demon pill."
I nodded: "Jiannan, how precious is the demon pill? Uncle Qian should have told you."
"It's okay, you gave it to me... Oh, by the way, my thirty-sixth brother was going to help us draw talismans despite the dissuasion. He was delayed for a while in Mo Yiju just now, and he might have arrived at my house."
"Why don't you leave quickly?"
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When I returned to the bastard's house, fellow Taoist Qingyang had been waiting at the door for half an hour, but the Mediterranean brothers were deeply in love and loyal, so fellow Taoist Qingyang didn't say a single complaint.
When I came to the bedroom of a slut, I saw calligraphy on the wall, such as pointing to mulberry and scolding ghosts, raising hemorrhoids and learning to bear the five cars...
The bastard pointed to the table and said, "Brother, thirty-sixth brother, I wrote a poem yesterday, you can see."
I saw a piece of rice paper on the table with two lines of poetry written on it: I smell the plum blossoms in the bedroom, and lie down against the trend.
I glared at the bastard.
Fellow Daoist Qingyang shook his head and read it out, and flattered: "What a poem! The lines are filled with the author's yearning for a better life, which means: I planted a pot of plum blossoms in the bedroom, and I can smell its fragrance every day, and the plum blossoms are good at growing in adversity, and the longer they grow, the taller they become! This is an indomitable spirit, good! Good! Good!"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang said three times, and this forced explanation was perfect! I was embarrassed to tell him the truth. The homonym of this poem is "I am uneducated, you are my father." It would be fine if I didn't read it, but he went against it...
The bastard was embarrassed to be so thick-skinned, so he pulled my arm and said, "Brother, I'll take you to see the demon pill."
When he arrived in front of the fish tank, the bastard pointed to the goldfish inside and said, "Brother, I can beat them."
"What are you doing when you look at the goldfish? Didn't you say you look at the demon pill?"
The bastard pointed at the fish tank and said, "Yes, it's right there."
I looked carefully and it was really in the fish tank! I was almost buried in the aquatic mud, and there were a few fish poop on it!
I held my forehead in pain. It was too much for me to put the demon pill in a canned bottle before. I didn’t expect that the slutty man was even more excessive than me! He actually threw it in the fish tank as decoration!
The bastard man stirred with the net for a long time, and finally took the demon pill up, and then stirred the mud at the bottom of the tank into a mess. The water in the fish tank was very turbid and it was almost impossible to see the goldfish. These goldfish were raised by the bastard father, which was a scam.
The bastard washed the demon pill and handed it to me.
I took out the wooden box from the space ring and put the demon pill in it.
Originally, I had two level 8 demon pills. When I returned to Xiayun Mansion last time, I had already replaced it with Du Tianzhi with six level 9 demon pills. With this one, I already had seven! I was still three left to resurrect one person!
Calculate the time. I have just passed two months and my progress is quite fast, but where can I find the remaining demon pills?
There is also a red demon python in the Lanbei Mountains. It must be a level 8 monster. If it can be killed, it will just be a dozen.
But the problem is that level 8 monsters are not easy to kill at all. If I were the only one, I would definitely not be the opponent!
Not to mention anything else, just talk about the black bear that happened to hibernate last time, so we could dig traps nearby, and those two traps also made great contributions to kill them. But even so, it would have paid a lot of money. If we hadn't those two traps, we would probably have to escape.
The whereabouts of the Red Demon Python are erratic, and it is difficult to use a trap to plot against it...or, let Lao Jin help me think of a solution?
While I was thinking, fellow Taoist Qingyang was still admiring the 'Looking against the trend'. The naughty man was afraid that he would see the clues, so he took the initiative to urge him: "Thirty-sixth brother, let us draw the talisman happily!"
Then, we continued to draw until nine o'clock in the evening. During this period, we ate something and drew 2oo Zhang Yang Talisman, 2oo Zhang Yin Talisman, 1oo Zhang Tiangang Talisman, 5o Zhang Qingxin Talisman, 2o Zhang Guiyu Talisman, 2o Zhang Xuandun Talisman, and 1o Zhang Zhenzi Talisman.
Fellow Daoist Qingyang put down his pen, shook his wrist and said, "These talismans should be enough, right?"
I nodded and said, "Enough, the possessive ghost path is not high. These talismans are enough to guard against. Fellow Taoist, don't go tonight, go back to the hospital and have a good rest."
Fellow Daoist Qingyang refused and said, "How can that be done? For such an important action, our third young master Qingtian must attack together!"
"Brother Thirty-sixth brother, you should go back and rest. Although you didn't go, the talisman you drew is with us!"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang was moved and burst into tears. He agreed to return to the hospital. The bastard even gave him a letter: Learn to take five car!
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I took out the keys and entered the museum.
The bastard sighed: "The space ring is so good, I feel that those magicians are so weak."
"Don't worry, when I get resurrected Uncle Lin and the others, I will help you find the demon pill. You must know that after entering the magic power, three demon pills are needed to learn the subsequent exercises. If there are any extra demon pills, I will help you get a space ring. But now, be more vigilant, that big clock is quite evil."
We entered the museum with a flashlight, and after searching for a few minutes, we saw the big clock in the employee area.
I had already opened my vagina and could see a faint yin energy scattered on the big bell. The cultural relics unearthed from the ground are like this. As long as the yin energy is not heavy, it will have no effect on people. This big bell belongs to the former, but why did even fellow Qingyang fall into the trap?
The bastard glanced around, but his sky eyes could not see anything, so he guessed: "Brother, do you think it's possible that those ghosts are all gone?"
I shook my head and looked at my watch: "It's almost time. I heard that this big clock will ring automatically. Let's go away first."
The bastard said confidently: "Brother, what are you afraid of? You are a master of magic power. I am also a master of secret energy in the middle. Even if I meet the purple-haired zombie one-on-one now, I can subdue it!"
The bastard just finished speaking and arrived at midnight!
'clang!!'
The big clock made a sound on time! Because the distance was very close, the sound entered from the ears and reached the soul, making me dazed! I shook my head hard and woke up a little. I saw the bastard standing beside me, with his eyes dull and motionless!
And the big clock stretched out one by one, and many strange-shaped ghosts crawled out!
I was about to pull the bastard away, but the bell rang again.
'clang!!'
As soon as I reached halfway through my hand, I lost consciousness again. This big clock directly attacked the soul! I had the power of mind and could resist a little, but the bad man did not practice the power of mind, so he had no ability to resist and stood there blankly!
Not to mention us, even if the late-stage expert of Huajin comes, he will be hit!
Chapter completed!