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Section 3 Bad Reviews

What's going on?

I thought for a while and soon figured out the reason. If I couldn't hit him, he wouldn't even think about hitting me! After all, the ghost jumping from the building is a spirit body, and it has no magical skills, so it cannot cause physical damage!

Thinking of this, I felt confident in an instant! Anyway, I was so tired that I couldn't run anymore, so I stood there and said earnestly: "Brother, since you are dead, you should be reincarnated as soon as possible. Why should I harm people here? This behavior is wrong, I want to give you a bad review."

The ghost jumped off the building hit him a few more times, but now it was futile. He stopped and asked, "Which eye can you see the ghost?"

"Right eye." I hugged my shoulders and replied contemptuously.

Without saying a word, he waved his fist and hit me right eye. I stood there motionless, with an expression of being here to hit me.

But the next second was a tragedy, and he actually hit me! I felt a heavy blow from my right eye and my mind was blank!

Covering my eyes, I was so painful that I was jumping around in place!

The ghost jumped off the building and retracted his fist and asked, "Do you know why you can hit you?"

I shook my head blankly.

"Because you can see ghosts in your right eye, it's a psychic eye, it's normal to hit you!" As he said that, he punched me twice again in the right eye: "Didn't you give a bad review? No, you are so arrogant!"

My eyes were beaten and blood-blocked! I hurriedly begged for mercy and said, "Brother, I was wrong! I gave a good review! Isn't it okay to give a good review?"

"It's too late! Say! Why do you come and provoke me?"

I hurriedly told everything, and then said with a sad face: "I am innocent too, let me go!"

The ghost jumped off the building and thought for a while, and asked, "You just said, did you learn how to see a ghost from a note?"

I nodded repeatedly: "That's right, that note is called "Records of Demon Subduing in Niumen in the Ages."

"Submit the notes~ I'll let you go~"

How can this work? The notes were picked up, and they had to be returned to female classmates after school starts! How can they be treated as a condition for exchange? A gentleman would not do such a thing! So I said with a sad and angry face: "Trade!!"

I don’t want to do this either! But the situation is better than others! If it weren’t for the damn Master Jiang’s selling fake talismans, he wouldn’t have fallen into this place!

I thought about it and continued, "I can give you notes, but there is a condition that I must let Grandma Chen's grandson go!"

"Yes~ I'm only interested in notes~" said the ghost jumping from the building.

"Okay, then you come with me." After saying that, I took him to the house and comforted myself while walking. Although the notes were picked up, they could save two people's lives. What else is more precious than human life?

Just go and apologize to the female classmate after school starts!

………………………………………

Because I was beaten into a panda eye, I attracted a lot of attention along the way. I also realized a serious problem. How can I take the building-hopping ghost home? What if I get involved in it in the future? But now I can't regret it, so I can only rush to the road.

When I walked back downstairs, an ugly ghost suddenly appeared standing at the door of the unit. I was so scared that I stopped.

This ugly ghost was the one I saw yesterday afternoon! Half of my head was gone, and it looked very scary! My actions also alarmed him. He turned around and said gloomyly: "You can see me as expected~"

I made a fuss on the spot! This was really a wave of failure, and it started again and again! The thing about jumping off the building ghost is not over yet, and I got into an ugly ghost again! This is the rhythm of playing to death!

Taking a deep breath, I decided to solve the problem of jumping off the building first, so I didn't answer, and went straight through his body and returned home.

But who knew that the ugly ghost actually followed in! Fortunately, my mother was not at home, so she should have gone out to buy vegetables. Otherwise, when I saw me like a bear, I would definitely ask questions again. I don’t care, but there are two ghosts behind me! I am willing to listen to my mother’s nagging, but it doesn’t mean they are willing too!

Back in the bedroom, I found the note from the bookshelf, threw it to the ghost jumping off the building and said, "This is what you want."

As soon as I threw it out, I realized that it was inappropriate. He was a ghost! Without an entity, it was impossible to catch the notes! This action was too rash! I don’t know if he would be angry!

Just when I was worried, something even more incredible happened! The moment the notes hit the ghost jumped into the building, the golden light shone! The ghost jumped into the building screamed and flew backwards! Rolling to the corner!

The notes fell on the ground and a slight sound of "bang".

Afterwards, the whole room was silent!

Treasure! I didn't expect that this notebook with a floral pattern would be a treasure! It was not a talisman like Master Jiang! After the ghost jumping off the building was hit by the golden light, his soul became more transparent, as if it would dissipate at any time, and it was obviously severely damaged!

At this time, he floated in the corner of the wall, his eyes full of resentment: "You dare to plot against me. I want your whole family to die well!" After that, he walked through the wall and disappeared without a trace, and it was too late to explain!

"Hey? Brother..."

This is a terrible thing, you're in trouble!

Just when I felt helpless, the ugly ghost spoke from the side.

"I can help you, as long as you agree to a condition."

I no longer want to deal with ghosts! So I replied angrily: "No need! Stay away from me and I will burn the incense!"

The ugly ghost did not leave, but continued, "I won't force you. You hold the notes and the ghost jumping off the building dares not approach it, but what about your family? Do you want to live in fear all the time?"

"But how can I trust you?"

The ugly ghost floated to the window, looked outside and said, "I have been here for seven years. If I wanted to harm you, you would have died long ago. Tell me, why can you suddenly see the ghost? You didn't have this ability before."

I could only tell the story again. After hearing this, the ugly ghost pointed his head, "So that's it. You learned how to open your penis from notes, that is, the girl who lost the notes is not easy."

I showed a bitter expression: "Can you stop studying girls? The ghosts who jumped off the building will take revenge on me!"

"Don't worry, he was seriously injured and didn't run far. I can catch him back in minutes."

I thought about it for three seconds and finally made up my mind: "Trade! What conditions do you want me to agree to?"

"It's very simple, tell me who I am." After saying that, the ugly ghost also floated out through the wall.

I stood there in a daze, my mouth slightly opened, thinking that this question is too profound. Who are you? How can I go to?

Is this ghost sick? He ran out of a mental hospital during his lifetime? Thinking of this, I quickly picked up the notes on the ground and wiped them carefully. This thing can seriously injure the ghost jumping from the building, and must be kept well!

Because the ugly ghost said that he would come back in minutes, I kept squatting in the room and waiting foolishly. After that, it was eight o'clock in the evening. The ugly ghost finally floated back with the ghost jumping off the building.

I sat on the ground, with all kinds of snack bags piled up next to me. At this time, I burped and picked my teeth with a toothpick, and asked, "Is this what you said in minutes?"

The ugly ghost shook his head with only half: "A little accident, otherwise he would have come back long ago."

I became interested, threw the toothpick next to me, and asked, "What's the accident?"

"How to say... there are more than one ghost jumping off the building. When I chased after me, there were three ghost jumping off the building with the same appearance. They were triplets. It took a lot of effort to catch all three."

"Don't you mean triplets? What about the other two?"

The ugly ghost slapped: "Come in!"

As soon as he finished speaking, two more ghosts floated in. As expected, these three goods looked exactly the same as the ugly ghost said! Four ghosts gathered in my room!

I opened a can of Coke and asked, "What the hell is going on? How come there are three ghosts who jumped off the building?"

"Let him say it himself."

During the day, the ghost jumped from the building was still high above, but his figure was dim at this moment and he looked at me with fear. He snorted coldly: "Just say it! Actually, we are quintuplets, born in a martial arts family! One day, the third brother suddenly thought about how far he had practiced his iron-headed skills, so he jumped down from the rooftop, and the rescue was ineffective and he knelt down."

The ghost jumped off the building showed a memory: "The news of the third brother's death was soon spread. Everyone in the world thought that the third brother was a fool. The fourth brother was angry and jumped down from the building, trying to prove that his iron cloth shirt was not a false reputation! As a result... he knelt down."

I opened my mouth slightly: "So you are the fifth brother? You also jumped off the roof? Third brother Iron Head Kung, Fourth brother Iron Cloth Shirt... Are you a Golden Bell Cover?"

A shameful expression appeared on his face when he jumped off the building: "No! I'm Iron Crotch Kung!"

puff!

After hearing this, I sprayed Coke all over the floor! I also learned to jump off a building with someone, who would die if you don’t die?

These three brothers are simply crazy!

Wiping the Coke at the corner of my mouth, I continued to ask, "What about your elder brother and second brother? Have you jumped off the building and died?"

"No! They are still alive!" Lao Wu said excitedly: "My elder brother practices the Jade Girl Heart Sutra, and the second brother is the Great Transfer of the World!"

"I guess they won't be able to survive even if they jump down." At this time, with the support of ugly ghosts and with notes, I was full of confidence and was not afraid of these three fools with a trick. So I held a toothpick in my mouth and raised my legs and said, "You three are OK. I don't want to make enemies with you. This is the end of this matter. Don't bother me in the future. If you agree, you can leave."

The triplets looked at me, I looked at you, and floated towards the window at the same time.

Just as they were about to leave, the ugly ghost suddenly said: "Stop! No one can leave!"

Wocao? What's the situation? If you don't let go, can you live in my house?

I had known that ugly ghosts were not reliable!
Chapter completed!
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